Chapter 121 – Lose Weight

Xu Jian was wearing a life jacket, and there was a professional lifeguard arranged by the program team on the side. So except for choking on a mouthful or two of water at the beginning, there was no serious injury.

After thanking the lifeguard who quickly swam over to help him, Xu Jian wiped the water from his face, pulled back the wet hair on his forehead, and swam towards Qin Chen’s boat.

Seeing that Xu Jian was okay, Qin Chen breathed a sigh of relief. The moment Xu Jian fell into the water, his heartbeat stopped for a moment.

When he looked at Xu Jian who was rushing towards him, Qin Chen asked anxiously, “Are you okay?”

Xu Jian saw his worried look so far away. He bent his eyes and smiled at him, and replied in a loud voice, “Don’t worry, I’m okay!”

Cao Tian and Xu Jian were about to block the road to grab the prop, why would Qin Chen and Kong Zhaoze obediently wait for them to grab it? They row towards the shore quickly.

As a former swimmer, Cao Tian was indeed very fast. Kong Zhaoze turned to look at him while paddling, saying that he was a flexible fatty.

Soon the flexible fatty Cao Tian touched Qin Chen and their wooden boat, and then–

Shook it hard!

Kong Zhaoze stopped paddling after saying ‘Ah’, holding the edge of the boat tightly in one hand and knocking Cao Tian’s hand with a wooden shovel in the other, forcing him to let go.

Cao Tian was willing to let go, screaming and shaking hard. Just when the two of them were in a stalemate, there was a sudden ‘plop’ sound in front of them. Kong Zhaoze turned his head to look. Qin Chen also jumped off the boat.

After biting the prop card in his mouth, Qin Chen said to Kong Zhaoze, “Drag him out’, and swam towards the shore without turning his head back.

Three of the four were in the water. When Kong Zhaoze saw the situation, he stopped and abandoned the boat, and went into the water, hugging Cao Tian who was about to chase Qin Chen.

Cao Tian, who was hugged by his waist, fluttered his hands and feet for a while. After seeing that he couldn’t get away, he pulled his voice and said to Xu Jian, “Xu Jian, go after Qin Chen quickly!”

Xu Jian, who was not good at swimming, responded and strove to chase Qin Chen.

Turning his head and seeing Xu Jian’s speed, Cao Tian didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “Brother, can we hurry up?”

Xu Jian: “…This is already the fastest.”

Cao Tian: Sorry, I made it difficult for you.

Unsurprisingly, Qin Chen and the others won this round of the game. After everyone climbed ashore, the assistants who had been waiting with bath towels swarmed around.

Xiao Nan and Zhu Liang put the bath towels around them, Pan Min handed the thermos cup, and said to the two of them, “Hurry up and drink some hot water, don’t catch a cold.”

After drinking hot water in a wide bath towel, the director announced the results of the round, leaving time for the four of them to quickly change into dry clothes.

When changing clothes, Cao Tian saw Qin Chen and Xu Jian getting into the same RV and muttered in his heart–

Even changing clothes together, their relationship is really good.

In the RV, Xu Jian put his pants in front of him and compared them, then turned to look at Qin Chen. “Did you mistakenly take it? This one is yours, right?”

Qin Chen was already dressed quickly. The pants on his body were a bit short, and his ankles could be seen when he raised his legs.

After listening to Xu Jian’s words, Qin Chen lowered his eyes and then said, “They’re almost the same anyway, let’s make do with it ba.”

Looking at Qin Chen, who was a few centimeters taller than himself, Xu Jian thought to himself, ‘Where is this almost?’

At this time, seeing that they hadn’t come down for so long, Pan Min knocked on the door anxiously for fear that the two of them, young and vigorous big men, would take advantage of the time to change clothes. 

“Are you guys still not ready?” Sister Pan urged, and Xu Jian couldn’t take Qin Chen’s pants off again, so he had to put on his pants and get out of the car.

The sharp-eyed Xiao Nan glanced at the pants of the two men, narrowed her eyes, and asked Xu Jian, “Would you like to pull up the hems?”

As soon as he heard this, Xu Jian knew that Xiao Nan had discovered that they were wearing each other’s pants, and his ears were slightly hot.

In the end, Xu Jian still listened to Xiao Nan and pulled up his trousers to reveal his ankles.

Several people changed their clothes, continued recording, took the director’s mission card, and went to the next game location.

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The program was recorded until after nine o’clock in the evening. In the final competition, Qin Chen plundered Ling Fei’s time, and Xue Yi and Kong Zhaoze joined forces to surround Cao Tian.

At a critical juncture, Cao Tian used the exchange of identity card. While Xu Jian became the captain of the Sun Team, Comrade Cao Tian was honorably ‘killed’.

Xu Jian, who was carrying the hopes of the whole team, called Qin Chen and explained his intention as soon as he found Qin Chen. He wanted to form an alliance with him to eliminate Xue Yi, who had the most time value except Qin Chen.

Xu Jian thought to himself that none of the Moon Team had been eliminated, and his chances of winning were slim, so before he was eliminated, he had to avenge Cao Tian.

In fact, he teamed up with Xue Yi to eliminate Kong Zhaoze first. If there is one captain left in each of the three teams, Xu Jian still has a glimmer of hope of winning, but he is unwilling to form an alliance with the Star Team.

In 3v1, Xue Yi was eliminated without suspense. In the end, Xu Jian was left alone against Qin Chen and Kong Zhaoze. He didn’t dare to face the enemy head-on, and even hid, which exhausted Kong Zhaoze’s time value.

Xu Jian was still a little confused when the director announced that Kong Zhaoze was out. He thought Kong Zhaoze would use the devouring prop card to get Qin Chen’s time, but he didn’t expect it to be useless.

After dragging Kong Zhaoze to death, Xu Jian didn’t have much time left. Qin Chen was the only one left. He stopped hiding and confronted Qin Chen directly, and then…

He was then robbed of his badge by Qin Chen.

From Xu Jian’s appearance to Qin Chen’s successful capture of the badge, the whole process took less than three minutes, and the game ended so quickly that Xiao Nan Pan Min didn’t expect it.

Zhu Liang was also very surprised and quietly said to Xiao Nan beside him, “I thought Brother Chen would release water.”

Xiao Nan nodded silently, she thought so too, but she didn’t expect Qin Chen to start so quickly.

Ruthless!

However, Xu Jian didn’t think so much. The director said the game is over, he was secretly relieved–It’s finally over.

After a day of recording, running, and jumping, he was actually already tired.

The program team booked two rooms for Qin Chen and Xu Jian. The room numbers were connected and they lived next door.

After dinner and returning to the hotel, the two went back to their respective rooms under Pan Min’s supervision. However, Qin Chen appeared in Xu Jian’s room less than half an hour after Pan Min and the others left.

Looking at a certain white cat lying on all fours in the middle of the bed, Qin Chen raised his hand and pulled his ears, “Roll to the side.”

Xu Jian raised his half-narrowed eyelids, glanced lightly at someone who came to visit, and opened his mouth lazily, “Meowwu~”

That means: Don’t want to move.

Looking at Xu Jian, who was as steady as Mount Tai, Qin Chen raised his eyebrows, then bent over and shook the quilt. The cat sleeping on the quilt was taken to the side and rolled two or three times before stopping.

He stood up and shook his tail, Xu Jian meowed at Qin Chen dissatisfied–What are you doing, bullying cats ba?

He lifted the quilt and lying on the bed, Qin Chen raised the quilt beside him and patted Xu Jian on his side, “Come here.”

Glancing at Qin Chen’s side, Xu Jian shook his head, “Meow wu…”

The weather has turned hot recently. After Xu Jian became a cat, he was too hot because of his long hair. However, Qin Chen likes to sleep with him at night, which doubles the heat.

The heat of a cat’s fur plus the heat of Qin Chen’s arms, and a quilt was added. Xu Jian felt hot with the air conditioner on.

Therefore, after Xu Jian became a cat now if he could sleep with Qin Chen, he would not sleep with him.

Looking at Xu Jian with rejection written on his whole round face, Qin Chen: “…”

This person is afraid of cold and heat. He can’t wait to grow on himself when he sleeps at night in winter, and he can’t wait to be 800 meters away from him in summer.

Scum cat!

Throw away once used and burn the bridge after crossing the river, the scum is clear and obvious.

Qin Chen’s eyes narrowed, and Xu Jian noticed something was wrong. He rushed to his side with big strides, lay down with his tail in his arms, and looked at him with round eyes open, with a well-behaved expression.

Nodding in satisfaction, Qin Chen raised his hand to touch the cat’s head as a compliment, but before his hand touched a cat’s hair, Xu Jian raised his right foreleg and put a meat pad against Qin Chen’s palm.

One person and one cat were caught off guard for giving a high-five.

The meat pad slapped Qin Chen’s hand. Xu Jian: “Meow, meow meow!”

Qin Chen took advantage of the situation and squeezed the meat pad, raising his eyebrows to look at him, “What do you mean?”

Taking his paw out of Qin Chen’s hand, Xu Jian rolled to the side twice. After confirming that the distance was okay, he used his paw to draw a line between a person and a cat, and then looked at Qin Chen: “Meow~”

It’s too hot, keep your distance!

Amused by his action, he raised his hand and poked the cat’s head. Qin Chen looked at him with a smile.

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Qin Chen didn’t have much force, but Xu Jian followed the strength of his hand and fell on his back on the quilt, motionless.

Looking at Xu Jian who was lying, pretending to be dead, Qin Chen couldn’t help but raise his hand and rub his soft belly.

“Mr. Xu, are you touching porcelain? I don’t eat this set.”

Xu Jian cautiously opened one eye to him, “Meow?”

So, which set do you eat?

Playing with the tip of his tail, Qin Chen propped up his face and looked at him, “Let me see you sell meng.”

Xu Jian: “…”

A scholar would rather die than be humiliated. If you want him to sell meng, don’t even talk about the door, there are no windows!

Thinking this way in his heart, Xu Jian stood up from the quilt angrily, and then–

He lifted his left front leg and put it on the side of his head, the meat pad hooked gently like a lucky cat. Xu Jian opened his mouth at Qin Chen with a milky voice, “Meow~”

He can’t sell meng, but Milk can.

Xu Jian sold meng with no psychological pressure.

The smile on his face became a little stronger, Qin Chen turned his face sideways, raised his hand, and lightly tapped his cheek. “Kiss.”

Putting his paw down, Xu Jian looked at him dissatisfied, “Meow–”

This is a bit too much, right?

Qin Chen maintained his motionless posture. Xu Jian was quite uncomfortable with his eyes. He stepped on the quilt and approached him. His two hind legs worked hard, and his two front legs pulled Qin Chen’s pajamas to stand up.

Finally, Xu Jian held Qin Chen’s face with two meat pads, kissed him on the face, and licked with his tongue full of barbs.

Buy one get one free, the service can be said to be very in place.

After hugging Xu Jian and rubbing him again, Qin Chen finally let him go, “Go to sleep, the plane will be early tomorrow morning.”

He glanced down at his cat hair that was rubbed into an incomparably messy body. Xu Jian said: “…”

Xu Jian raised the meat pad and stepped on Qin Chen’s chest for a while, still meowing in his mouth, which meant—

Not allowed to sleep until you help me comb my cat fur neatly!

The cat that he had rubbed and fried his own hair roared by himself. Under the attack of Xu Jian’s meat pad, Qin Chen had to get up and carry the cat to the bathroom and comb the hair of a certain cat in the middle of the night.

As for why they didn’t comb his hair on the bed, it’s because a certain cat has recently shed a lot of hair and will drop a bed of cat hair.

After smoothing his hair, Qin Chen held Xu Jian in front of the mirror, looked at him in the mirror, and asked, “Little ancestor, are you satisfied?”

Xu Jian looked around, then nodded– not too bad ba.

On the way to the bed with Xu Jian in his arms, Qin Chen weighed the weight in his arms, then lowered his head and asked, “Have you lost a little weight?”

When Xu Jian heard this, after touching his stomach with his paw, he raised his face to look at Qin Chen, “Meow ao~”

I suspect you reminded me of being fat in another way!

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The author has something to say:

Jian Meow: Whether I’m fat or not, don’t I know it myself?!

Qin vinegar jar: … What I said is true.

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XJ: You dare tell me I’m fat in a roundabout way! Angy!