How Can My Wife Be So Adorable?
How Can My Wife Be So Adorable Chapter 190 – Death Amusement Park

Little Zero looked curiously at the tall wall. Seeing the words “Amusement Park” aroused her curiosity.

However, the words “Death Amusement Park” made her hesitate.

Seeing her hesitation, Chen Xing guessed what she was thinking. The little girl wanted to play but was also afraid. He asked, “Want to go in and play?”

“Um… But it’s called the Death Amusement Park, will people really die there?”

Chen Xing chuckled, “Impossible, if people were dying, no one would come to play. It’s probably just a gimmick!”

“Really? Then I want to play too~ Hehe…” A cute smile appeared on little Zero’s face.

It was just like the smile of a neighbor’s child who was both innocent and playful.

Chen Xing couldn’t help but chuckle and pinched her cheek. The cute dimples on her face were squished by him.

“Um… No pinching allowed!” Little Zero protested, trying to slap Chen Xing’s hand.

But he quickly withdrew his hand and dodged her attempt, “Heh…”

“Hmph!”

Afterward, the two of them walked into the Death Amusement Park.

They exchanged 1000 crystal coins for 600 demon coins from San’er’s system space.

As soon as they entered and walked a bit, they saw a peculiar amusement ride. It was a transparent sphere.

Inside were nearly a hundred demons!

The sphere was bouncing crazily within a confined space. The demons inside were tumbling, rubbing against each other, colliding!

“Splat!”

One demon’s horn directly bumped into another demon’s stomach.

Blood sprayed out directly!

However, they were laughing joyfully. After all, with the demons’ regenerative abilities, they would be fine after sitting for an hour when they came out.

But the scene was extremely gruesome!

After one round in the transparent sphere, it was already filled with blood…

After a few minutes, the sphere slowly came to a stop. By this point, the transparent sphere had turned into a blood sphere!

The demons inside were barely visible.

Then the sphere opened a door, and blood flowed out through the door.

Immediately after, more than a hundred demons crawled out one by one. Almost every one of them had blood holes on their bodies, covered in blood, but their faces were filled with smiles.

They looked like demons just crawling out of hell!

Then the staff washed the inside with a hose and prepared for the next group.

Watching all this, little Zero couldn’t help but grip Chen Xing’s arm tightly, “Um… this is really scary…”

A literal Death Amusement Park…

Chen Xing’s eyebrows furrowed as he wondered, was this something people would actually play?

This activity was a definite pass, there was no way little Zero could survive in there! He quickly pulled her away from this bloody place.

“What’s that?” Little Zero pointed ahead and asked.

Chen Xing looked over, it was a large wooden wheel.

It had a diameter of about twenty meters. The side of the wheel that touched the ground had a groove. The groove was tied with quite a few demons!

In the next moment, the wooden wheel started to roll. It rolled over the demons in the groove, but… didn’t completely crush them.

The wooden wheel was rolling extremely fast.

However, this activity didn’t involve bloodshed. The demons inside seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit.

In fact, towards the end, every demon reached out and directly held up the wooden wheel. Some even used their heads to push it up!

After having their fun, the wooden wheel was still wobbling.

“Wanna try this?”

“Um… no thanks…”

Chen Xing chuckled lightly and continued to lead her around.

To be honest, in this amusement park, there weren’t many activities without blood.

“BOOM!”

A loud bang caught their attention.

What Chen Xing didn’t expect was that this terrifying sound was actually the most normal activity in the entire amusement park.

It was bumper cars!

However, these bumper cars were foot-pedaled…

That’s right, the demon realm had no technological machinery, only simple mechanisms. The faster you pedaled, the stronger the impact!

The demons were in a huge arena, pedaling their hearts out, forcing the foot-pedaled cars to reach speeds of up to 100 kilometers per hour.

Then, they crashed into each other with a bang!

Every collision sent at least one car flying. The cars were so robust that they never got damaged!

Chen Xing felt that this wasn’t suitable for little Zero. If she got in, she would definitely get hit so hard she’d question her life choices!

“I want to try this! Hehe~!” A smile appeared on little Zero’s face. (☆▽☆)

She was looking forward to bumping into Chen Xing.

Her eyes were only focused on him; she just wanted to play the love version of bumper cars with Chen Xing!

Chen Xing raised an eyebrow, “Are you sure?”

“Um… I want to play~”

Chen Xing nodded and led her towards the bumper car area.

The area was huge, with around twenty or so cars inside. One person per car, and the cars were made of special materials. Despite the collisions, they couldn’t be damaged!

When Chen Xing and little Zero were queuing up, many people were attracted by their appearances.

Among them were quite a few male demons who had been castrated. Their eyes were fixed on Chen Xing and Zero.

At this moment, little Zero was also wearing a full-body demon armor. But her good looks were irresistible. Those male demons couldn’t help but salivate at the sight!

Was this what true love looked like?

A female demon saw the way her eunuch husband was looking at them and immediately felt displeased. She questioned, “Is she pretty?”

“Very pretty!”

Chen Xing: ????

How did he find a wife like this? Was his emotional intelligence so lacking that he resorted to castration?

The succubus didn’t hold back and kicked him right in the crotch!

Even though he didn’t have one….

“Bang!”

He went flying.

【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for successfully breaking up a pair of demons who have passed the true love assessment. Title Obtained: True Love Annihilator! 】

【Rewards: Spirit Points: 1 billion. Crystal Coins: 1 billion!】

Chen Xing was shocked: Wow, these little eunuchs are worth so much money!?

The day to get rich is just around the corner!

“By the way, I have a question.” Chen Xing asked San’er in his mind, as what he wanted to say wasn’t suitable for little Zero to hear.

【What’s up?】

“Don’t demons have the ability to regenerate? After being castrated, can they grow back?”

【They can, in about half a year they can grow back, and then you can cut them again.】

“Ouch…”

Just thinking about it made Chen Xing feel uncomfortable. They had to go through this pain multiple times in their lives!? No wonder they were so valuable!

Damn, that’s incredible!

“Wow! That person is amazing!” Little Zero pointed at someone in the arena and said.

Chen Xing looked over at the sound of her voice and saw that a female demon was going “bam bam bam!” She had managed to earn a fortune by ramming several bumper cars in a row. She was incredibly fast, clearly a master!

Chen Xing furrowed his brows as he watched that demon, feeling something was off.

While others might not be able to see clearly due to his high-speed movements, Chen Xing could!

The demon’s horns on her head… every time he crashed, they shook violently. It feels like they’re glued on.

The color of the demon pattern on her face also seemed a bit off. It looked like he was disguising himself as a demon!

The man’s face was filled with a smile, his teeth were human-like and didn’t have the sharp fangs demons usually had!

Though his smile was just as creepy as a demon’s.

“San’er, is that a human?”

【Yes, he’s a Spirit Master, but he disconnected from his Spirit System. I can’t scan his information.】

“He’s a man, right? How did he sneak in?”

Though he had doubts, Chen Xing didn’t pay it much attention.

Soon, a few rounds passed, and it was Chen Xing and little Zero’s turn.

“Hurry up~ I want that car!” Little Zero pulled Chen Xing and quickly ran towards a car in the arena.

The number on that car was 0, coincidentally the same as her name!

“Hehe~”

Zero got into the car, and Chen Xing carefully fastened her safety measures. He asked softly, “Can your legs reach the pedals?”

Little Zero tried to reach the pedals and said happily, “Yes~ Hehe!”

But suddenly she felt something was off! In the next moment, she pouted and said angrily, “Are you saying my legs are short!?”

Cough cough…

Chen Xing held back his laughter and quickly slipped into the car next to hers.

Number: 39

“Chen Xing~ Hehe…” Suddenly, little Zero called out from her car.

Chen Xing smiled and asked, “What’s up?”

Little Zero pursed her lips and said happily, “I’m going to bump into you! Hehe…”

As she spoke, she raised her two little hands, clenched her fists in the air, lightly bumped them together, and then opened her fingers wide. She pouted her lips and said, “BOOM~ Hehe…”

Other demons nearby: !!!

Many demons suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, spraying it on the spot!

HP-99

【Ding~ Congratulations to the host, your wife Little Zero has successfully purified 5 demons! Rewards: Spirit Points: 7.5 million, Crystal Coins: 7.5 million!】

Chen Xing was also close to being melted by her cuteness!

This adorable little one, bam… no, bumping into things must be fun!

Suddenly, he noticed the somewhat improper gazes of the male demons around little Zero. Their eyes revealed a greedy desire!

Chen Xing’s gaze sharpened, his killing intent surged.

But he found that many of the demons around, looking at him, had a different kind of gaze as well!

Different people have different preferences; some liked little Zero’s adorable qualities, while others preferred Chen Xing’s aloof demeanor.

Who knows how they’d feel if they knew they he was a guy!

This is the nature of demons: greed.

What true love? It’s just a joke.

In the demon realm, in such an environment, genuine love that can be nurtured is extremely rare. Most people endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens for the sake of survival, sacrificing even their own dignity.

Because male demons, under the leadership of the Succubus Queen, live a life worse than that of a newlywed wife of the big black mouse.

After all, they can regenerate even if they’re cut, so enduring it for a while is no big deal.

Seeing their appearances, Chen Xing’s expression grew stern, and he had already made up his mind deep within. If he doesn’t turn these demons into minced meat through bumping, and then chop them into mush one by one, his name isn’t Chen!

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