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“Step back!”
After learning that it was Lord Dian’er’s poop, everyone, including Chen Xing, took several steps back. Although the mountain-sized poop didn’t have any smell, it was still a bit disgusting. Fortunately, Chen Xing hadn’t gotten too close.
Chen Xing looked at Lord Dian’er strangely and asked, “Did you make all of this?”
“Of course, impressive, right? Keep it low-key!” Lord Dian’er replied. “My poop is very nutritious, do you want to try a bite?”
Chen Xing squinted his eyes and gave him a sideways glance, which made Lord Dian’er wave his little paws quickly.
“Cough… Just kidding, don’t take it seriously. But it really is nutritious!”
Chen Xing helplessly said to San’er, “Scan it.”
【Ugh, it’s really disgusting… 】 San’er didn’t want to.
“I’m not asking you to eat it, just scan it quickly.”
【Alright, I’ve scanned it. It’s indeed excrement, but it contains substances that can stimulate growth. It can accelerate the growth of plants and even be used as feed to make animals grow quickly. 】
Chen Xing raised an eyebrow and said, “This is a good thing! San’er, pack it all up and take it with us.”
San’er: 【No way! 】
“It’s a good thing, with this, the cost of food will be even lower! And it doesn’t stink.”
【No way! Are you gross or what? 】
“Tsk…” Of course, Chen Xing didn’t find it gross because it would be stored in the system, “Pack it up, I’m not asking you to put it in your pocket.”
【No way!】
“Eh…” Then Chen Xing looked at the demons behind him. Weren’t there any laborers here?
He asked San’er, “Calculate how many sacks we need to empty this mountain.”
San’er instantly understood Chen Xing’s intention.
【You are really something… It will take a total of fifty million sacks. 】
Afterward, Chen Xing directly bought fifty million large sacks from the system’s space.
There were also fifty million shovels, the cheapest kind bought from Assassin Star, minimizing the cost to the extreme. The total cost was 50 million crystal coins.
“Swoosh!”
Fifty million large sacks and shovels descended from the sky.
Crowd of demons: ???
What’s going on?
They suddenly had a bad feeling.
“Move this mountain!”
Everyone was shocked: Lord Demon King! This isn’t a mountain! It’s poop! Poop! Why are you moving it?
Tears welled up in their eyes…
“Hurry up,” Chen Xing said.
With a sigh, the demons reluctantly approached one by one, using shovels to scoop the giant poop mountain into the sacks.
Then Chen Xing glanced at the terrified Nameless, who quickly retreated a few steps, saying, “Bro! Chen bro! Xing bro! Don’t let me shovel…”
Chen Xing smiled but didn’t say anything, holding little Zero and stepping back a bit. He quietly watched as these demons completed the task.
Occasionally, there were dry heaves heard from the crowd. Even though there was no odor, the rush of hot air when opening the sacks was enough to make them feel queasy.
“Ugh…” Little Zero couldn’t bear to watch, and Chen Xing also averted his gaze.
Demons were truly amazing!
With more than a hundred million of them working together, they quickly finished the job.
Afterwards, Chen Xing took Nameless, Lord Dian’er, and the sacks with him back to Minghua City.
As they stepped into the dimensional portal, Lord Dian’er’s ancient memories finally awakened…
“Wait… What about my son?”
“And my little flower!” (Referring to the demon mouse that came to rescue him before.)
“Oh… I remember now. My son is dead, so it’s fine.”
“But what about my little flower? Chen Xing, did you see my wife?”
Chen Xing glanced at Lord Dian’er in exasperation and said, “Aren’t there rodents everywhere?”
Lord Dian’er was in agreement, “You’re right, there are plenty of fish in the sea.”
Chen Xing then stepped out of the dimensional portal.
“Boom!”
The dimensional portal above the sky opened, causing a slight tremor in Minghua City. All the demons working on the ground simultaneously looked up.
“Has the Demon King returned?”
“The Demon King has finally returned!”
They quickly put down their work.
“Bzzz…”
A red mist spread out from the opened portal. Chen Xing was the first to leap out, holding little Zero.
“Greetings, Lord Demon King!” Over seven hundred demons within Minghua City immediately knelt down and shouted.
Following that, from the dimensional portal behind Chen Xing, countless demons in black and red armor poured out. The scene looked like a dam bursting, creating a spectacular view. From a distance, it appeared as though a black and red torrent had surged forth, truly breathtaking.
While Chen Xing was still in the air, he could see that these demons had already almost completed building a small town-sized future factory in Minghua City. It had only been a few days. Their efficiency was incredibly high.
However, within Chen Xing’s entire blueprint for the future city, they had only completed one percent of the plan.
“Lord Demon King! Welcome home!” The demons in Minghua city excitedly looked at the demons behind Chen Xing. Many of them were succubi, and their hearts raced with excitement. Could it be that all these succubi were potential wives provided by their King? Oh my, there were too many! One per day would take a lifetime!
Chen Xing glanced at them and said, “Everyone, the Succubus Queen has been killed by me. The problem with the demon realm has been perfectly resolved!”
“Oh!!! Long live the Demon King!”
“Long live the Demon King!”
The seven hundred demons cheered excitedly. After a hundred years of oppression, it was finally over, but they were about to face new oppression and exploitation.
“Next, you can work peacefully,” Chen Xing said.
Seven hundred demons: ???
Wait a minute…
Shouldn’t the next part of the story be about returning to their hometown in glory?
“Uh… Lord Demon King…” one demon hesitated and spoke up.
Chen Xing asked, “What’s wrong? Don’t you want to work?”
The demon quickly shook his head and said, “No… it’s just that we haven’t eaten for two days…”
To be honest, there was plenty of food left behind by Chen Xing. However, these demons didn’t know how to distribute it fairly. They would only stop eating when they were completely stuffed and unable to work.
After hearing this, Chen Xing thought for a moment. It seemed like he needed someone to distribute food. But for now, he had to ensure that these people were well-fed.
So he decided to spend 30,000 crystal coins to feed them(a 90% discount from the original 300,000). The per capita consumption was now reduced to just over 40.
It was finally close to the level of human standards. However, it still wasn’t enough. 40 for one meal was still too extravagant.
Chen Xing planned to further reduce the cost, relying on Lord Dian’er.
Afterward, he spent 10 million crystal coins to purchase various plant seeds.
He spent another 100 million crystal coins to purchase various animal offspring: chickens, ducks, fish, cows, sheep, and many more, all acquired at low prices. Then he allocated 20 million people for land cultivation, another 20 million for building livestock farms, and 70 million people to construct the future city. Having so many people was truly amazing!
With 110 million people, each having a combat power value in the millions, working together, the progress was incredibly fast. In just half a day, they had completed extensive farming and land reclamation. They proceeded with planting, fertilizing, and feeding the animal offspring.
In the evening, many people trembled as they watched Chen Xing and Lord Dian’er.
Little Zero also stood by, shivering in fear, not daring to make a sound. Woo hoo… I’m so scared…
Standing far away and waiting to return to the Spirit Continent, Nameless was hiding even farther, thinking: this Chen Xing is the real demon!
“Damn it! Start pooping for me!” Chen Xing kicked Lord Dian’er’s butt and sent it flying with one hand, then grabbed its little head. With his other hand, he squeezed it from the top to the bottom, making Lord Dian’er elongate.
“Geese!” Lord Dian’er let out a pitiful cry. “Ge, I really can’t poop!”
Chen Xing didn’t listen. “No way! Damn it, you cost me 10 million crystal coins! You must poop tonight!”
“Wuwu… Ge, spare me…”
Lord Dian’er was in tears. Without eating, the fertilizer wouldn’t be sufficient. So, tonight, Chen Xing fed him ten tons of Li Minghua!
Li Minghua cost one crystal coin per gram. Ten tons added up to 10 million crystal coins. For some reason, Li Minghua didn’t have a discount. Perhaps this stuff wasn’t even considered food.
Chen Xing felt a pang in his heart. If Lord Dian’er didn’t poop for him tonight, he wouldn’t get away with it!
“Um… Husband… big black mouse is about to break…!” little Zero wrinkled her cute little eyebrows and covered her eyes with her small hands, afraid that Chen Xing would snap at any moment.
“Help, Miss Zero!!!”
“Wuu~!”
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