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Finally, with Chen Xing’s relentless efforts, Lord Dian’er shouted, “I’m coming!!!”
Hearing this, Chen Xing immediately let go of him and kicked him with a “BOOM!” to send him flying. If his feces suddenly fell down, it would have been a disaster. Chen Xing wouldn’t let it happen near him, so he kicked him away.
As he was flying through the air, he suddenly transformed back to his original form with a “shua.” Then, with a “hua,” an indescribable torrent erupted from… well, let’s just say it caught everyone by surprise!
How could its belly hold such a huge pile of poop!? This rat was truly something else!
This bowel movement took about half an hour. Afterward, Lord Dian’er collapsed weakly on the ground, next to the small mountain he had just produced, which was slightly larger than his own body. It was simply unbelievable.
“Is that all!?” Chen Xing asked loudly.
“Huh?” Lord Dian’er replied weakly, “Ge… I only had this much… sniff…”
However, Chen Xing wasn’t about to let him off the hook. “What about the ten tons of Li Minghua!?”
“That day, you only ate one ton and produced so much. This time, you ate ten tons, and it’s still only this much?”
“But then, I hadn’t taken a dump in a month…” Lord Dian’er pleaded.
Chen Xing:”…”
【I scanned it, and although it produced less this time, the quality is noticeably higher than the previous one. 】
Chen Xing nodded and said, “Alright, let’s leave it at that for now.”
Then, he looked at the surrounding demons and asked, “What are you all standing around for?”
“Hurry up and start shoveling!”
The demons looked disgusted and said, “Lord Demon King… this… it’s still warm!”
“This is too disgusting…”
Chen Xing glanced at the massive mountain, which emitted billowing heat under the moonlight, and said calmly, “Let it cool overnight. We’ll have people come and dig it up early tomorrow morning.”
“But don’t waste it.”
“As commanded…”
The demons were on the verge of tears. What happened to expanding our territory? How did we end up scooping dung here? Not to mention managing the meals… After shoveling this stuff, they wouldn’t even need breakfast!
One by one, they put on masks of suffering.
“By the way, has anyone seen Little Tian?”
Demons: ???
“Oh, Little Tian, the one who looks like a robot.”
At this moment, a demon who had been in Minghua City walked up and reported, “Lord Demon King, that humanoid thing suddenly fell to the ground two days ago. It seems like it’s dead…”
Chen Xing: ???
“Take me to see…”
Chen Xing then grabbed little Zero and brought along Nameless. They walked to an empty area next to his estate, where there was a small grave with a wooden sign on it. The sign had demon script on it, which read: “Grave of Chen Xing’s little brother.”
“Well, how did he end up buried here?”
The demon explained, “This guy used to talk a lot. Then, two days ago at noon, he suddenly said he was running out of power, whatever that means. We chased him here. When he reached that grave over there, he collapsed. After that, no matter how much we called or slapped him, he wouldn’t wake up, and he had no heartbeat. It looks like he died. So, we buried him. We didn’t write his name, but we heard him call you big brother, so we figured he might be your little brother. Lord Demon King, please accept our condolences.”
Chen Xing: “…”
The demon, seeing Chen Xing’s silence, hurriedly added, “It was really his own doing, nothing to do with us.”
He was afraid that he might get blamed.
Chen Xing said calmly, “Dig him up.”
The demon hesitated but agreed, “Alright.”
He then dug up Little Tian from the grave. By this point, the robot was covered in dirt. His two originally invisible eyes were completely blocked by the soil.
Nameless remained silent by Chen Xing’s side the whole time. The main reason was that Chen Xing made him just too speechless. Many things about him were just…
Then Chen Xing told the demon to carry Little Tian as he asked San’er, “How do we charge him?”
【On the left, there’s a small warehouse. That’s his room. Inside, you’ll find a charger.】
It was a small dark room filled with various miscellaneous parts.
“Hmm…”
As they turned on the dim light, they immediately spotted the seven heads, each larger than a basketball, facing Chen Xing and Zero. These were Little Tian’s spare heads…
No need to worry if the head was damaged; just replace it! However, the heads were placed directly on a few pillars, which was a bit creepy.
“Do you want to wait outside for me?” Chen Xing asked as he gently stroked little Zero’s head.
“No, it’s okay! I’m brave!” Zero replied.
Chen Xing chuckled and held her hand. He then saw a long, thick cable on the ground, which should be the charger for Little Tian.
“Put him down,” Chen Xing instructed the demon.
With a thud, the demon placed Little Tian on the ground, causing a lot of dirt to fall off him. Chen Xing led Zero over to examine Little Tian.
“Where’s the charging port?” Chen Xing asked.
【 It’s on his butt. 】
Chen Xing: “…”
Zero blushed slightly.
The charging port was on the butt…
Although it was a robot, it seemed a bit embarrassing. Chen Xing helplessly picked up the thick cable and began charging Little Tian.
“OH!!!”
“Waaah…”
Little Tian suddenly made strange sounds, and Zero was so frightened that she hurriedly hid in Chen Xing’s arms.
Then, the robot opened his small eyes again and said, “Refreshing!”
Chen Xing: “Are you okay?”
Finally regaining consciousness, Little Tian explained in a cold tone, “Sorry… that was the charging prompt.”
Chen Xing: ???
“I seriously doubt whether your boss, Sanjiu, is a decent person… What kind of strange tastes are these? A charging port on the butt is one thing, but that charging prompt is just… It leaves me speechless.”
“Big brother, big sister, welcome home!” Little Tian suddenly greeted them.
“Well, isn’t it inconvenient for you to come here every time you need to charge?” Chen Xing asked.
Little Tian replied, “I have a mobile power source, but… I can’t afford it…”
Chen Xing glanced at the holographic blue panel that appeared before Little Tian, showing various styles of portable chargers.
“Fortunately, it’s quite cheap,” Chen Xing commented.
The cheapest one could be bought for 30,000 crystal coins. However, there were more expensive ones, costing over a million.
“Cough… Big brother, if possible, I’d like to have this one…” Little Tian approached with the cable still plugged into his butt and pointed to one of charger on the holograph.
“Uh…” Zero’s face turned red as she looked over at the portable charger.
On the interface of the chosen portable charger, It actually looked like a female robot.
Little Tian tapped, and the female robot’s interface expanded:
【 Wireless charging, female robot style… Charge for one hour, and it can provide energy for 30 days! You can carry it on your back or hold it in your arms. Both can perform wireless charging. Price: 1.03 million crystal coins. 】
Chen Xing glanced at Little Tian with an odd expression.
Little Tian grinned, “Hehehe… Thanks, big brother…”
Chen Xing: ???
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