How Can My Wife Be So Adorable?
How Can My Wife Be So Adorable? Chapter 285 – Help! It’s not symmetrical!

This was the first time Little Zero had seen it.
Her eyes were practically popping out of her head, her brain roaring like thunder.
She completely lost the ability to think. So this is…
This is what Susu was talking about?!
Little Zero even forgot to blush or cover her face!
She stared blankly, her whole body frozen in place.
Her little mouth hung open, lips trembling slightly.

“Ahem…”
Chen Xing coughed awkwardly but still couldn’t move.
He couldn’t disobey Little Zero’s orders.
Until Little Zero gave the word, he couldn’t put it away.
And who knows when this skill would wear off?

Several minutes passed…
During which, Little Zero continued to stare in a daze.

“Little Zero?”
Cough cough… Have you seen enough?”
It wasn’t that Chen Xing didn’t want her to see, it’s just—she kept staring like that…
Chen Xing felt like he was about to explode!
He couldn’t do anything about it, and it was driving him crazy.

“Little Zero?”
Chen Xing called again.
Seeing she still didn’t respond, he tilted his head to look at her eyes.
Her face was beet red, and her pupils seemed to be trembling.

“Little Zero?”
He called once more.
Just as he reached out to poke her,

Suddenly, Little Zero’s body trembled!
A visible puff of white smoke came from the top of her head~
Then she collapsed onto the bed like a computer crash—
She had fainted.

Chen Xing couldn’t help but laugh and cry at the same time.

[Great Sage, please take back your divine power! My eyes are burning!]

Little Three suddenly commented.

After Little Zero fainted, the skill effect naturally ended.
Chen Xing could finally return Little Chen Xing back to his little house.
Then he sat up and pulled Little Zero into his arms.

Looking at the unconscious girl, he smiled helplessly and thought:
Good thing we tested it ahead of time. If she passed out on our wedding night, I’d die from holding it in!

Then, he gently kissed the unconscious Little Zero and lay down to sleep.

But they had to wake up at dawn.
Because today was the title battle between Xue Bu Fu and Yun Xing Hai.
Chen Xing had promised to attend.

Chen Xing might have slept, but Little Zero definitely didn’t.
In the middle of the night, she woke up from her fainting spell.
She let out a soft whimper and moved slightly in Chen Xing’s arms.
Chen Xing also woke up but kept his eyes closed, pretending to sleep.
He wanted to see how Little Zero would react.

After that one movement, Little Zero dared not move again, afraid she’d wake him up.
But the image of what she’d seen earlier kept flashing in her mind, making her heart race.
Her thoughts were a mess:

So that was Little Chen Xing…
It looked so scary, wuwuwu…
Am I supposed to swallow that to have a baby later…?
It looked so ugly… I don’t wanna eat it, wuwu…

Little Zero was in despair.

Thump thump thump…
More than an hour passed, but she still couldn’t sleep. Her heart was pounding wildly.

“Hubby… wuwu… save me…”
Little Zero whispered weakly.

Chen Xing, hearing this, stopped pretending to sleep.
He gently asked, “What’s wrong, baby?”

Little Zero shrank into his arms, covering her chest with one hand:
“My heart… it’s beating so fast… it hurts…”

Chen Xing smiled gently and hugged her, patting her back softly:
“It’s okay. Don’t be scared.”

“Mm… Why is my heart beating so fast… Did Little Chen Xing cast a spell on me?”

Chen Xing laughed and rubbed her head:
“Silly girl…”

“Wuwu… I’m serious…”
Little Zero thought he didn’t believe her, so she grabbed his hand and placed it over her heart:
“If you don’t believe me, feel for yourself…”

Chen Xing was clearly caught off guard.
She could hide the sky with one hand; he could only cover a… small patch…

“Mm…”
Little Zero suddenly realized something was wrong.
She was so small that she often forgot she had anything there at all.
But…

Chen Xing’s hand was like an octopus—once it latched on, it wouldn’t let go!

“Mm…”
Little Zero regretted it!
She quickly grabbed his hand with both of hers:
“Mm… Hubby… no need to feel it anymore… I’m suddenly fine now!”

Actually, she wasn’t fine at all—her heart was beating even faster!

“Mm… Chen…”
She struggled while panting heavily.
The violent heartbeat made it hard to breathe.
She even suspected her heart might explode the next second!

“Chen… Xing…”
“Mm…”
She tried to say something, but Chen Xing suddenly kissed her.

“Mm!” (Don’t knead it anymore!)

But then she suddenly remembered what Susu had told her.
Apparently… kneading them… makes them grow bigger?

Then… fine. Hubby, do your best!

A while later, Chen Xing stopped kissing her, but his hands didn’t stop moving.
Little Zero lay in his arms, occasionally letting out muffled moans and trembling.

Thump thump thump!
Her heart pounded crazily.

“Mm… do you feel it…?”
Little Zero blushed, lying against his chest.
She didn’t dare look at him, only murmuring softly.

“What?”
Chen Xing wasn’t focused on her racing heart at all.

“My heart…”
Little Zero somehow mustered the courage and bit her lip.
She pressed his hand against her chest.

“My heart’s beating so fast… It seems like it really likes you too…”
Little Zero said softly, face flushed.

Chen Xing paused, finally stopping his hands.
He gently hugged her and stroked her hair.

“Silly… I like you too—every single cell in my body loves you.”

Little Zero giggled and rubbed her head against his chest.
“Me too~ Every part of me loves you!”

As she said that, her thin arms hugged Chen Xing tightly.
Their bodies were pressed close, inseparable.

Just moments ago, they were full of passion. Now,
It seemed like just cuddling was enough to satisfy them.

“Let’s sleep a bit more. We have to get up soon…”

“Ah!? Wuwu… I don’t wanna get up…”
They weren’t even up yet, and Little Zero was already complaining.
The thought of waking early made her whimper in misery…

Chen Xing chuckled and gave her a kiss:
“Be good~”

“Wuwu…”
She had no choice but to pout and slowly close her eyes to sleep.

But then, she suddenly remembered something…

Wait a sec…
Just now, Chen Xing only kneaded one side!
Doesn’t that mean… the other side needs kneading too?
Or else one side will grow, and the other won’t.
Wouldn’t that make me… asymmetrical!?

Little Zero imagined the horrifying image:
One big, one small.
It’d look like one side popped like a balloon!

This won’t do!
So goofy!

“Mm…”
Terrified by the mental image, she opened her eyes.
Her beautiful eyes looked pitifully at Chen Xing.
But she didn’t know how to say it out loud.

How should she say it?
Hubby, I want more?
Too embarrassing.

Hubby, can you knead the other side?
Still sounds weird.

Wuwu… how can I tell him!

“What’s wrong?”
Chen Xing noticed her strange, troubled expression.

“Mm… I…”
Little Zero tried to speak several times but kept swallowing the words.

Whether it was psychological or something else,
Little Zero felt like the left side was swelling…
She looked down and was startled.

Oh no! They do look uneven!

With her unusually sharp eyes,
even the slightest difference seemed exaggerated to her.
In truth, it was just a temporary physical reaction.
But since it was her first time experiencing it, her panic was understandable.

Chen Xing noticed her staring at her flat chest and understood.
“Is your heart feeling weird again?”

“Mm! Yeah!”
Little Zero nodded quickly.

Chen Xing smirked:
“Then let your husband give you a little massage~?”

Little Zero blushed and quickly buried her face in his chest, nodding shyly.

Wait!
When Chen Xing’s hand moved up, Little Zero realized—
He was still on the same side!

No! Stop kneading this side! It’ll make them more uneven!

“No…”
Little Zero flinched and gently removed his hand.

Chen Xing: ???

Chen Xing looked at her conflicted expression, utterly confused.

“Mind Reading: On!”

[Ding~ Mind Reading activated! Duration: 10 minutes!]

The next second, a few cute thought bubbles floated above Little Zero’s head:

[Why only knead one side…]
[The other side needs it too, dummy!]

[What do I do… How do I tell him…]

Chen Xing burst into laughter.
Then both hands went into action!
Dual-wielding!

“Mm!?”
“Chen Xing!”

“What’s wrong?”
Chen Xing asked gently.

“No… not both at once…”

“Why not?”
Then a thought bubble popped up:

[I can’t handle both at once!]

1 comment
  1. Kim. Miller (sung jin woo) has spoken 1 month ago

    Thanks for chapter~

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