Chapter 132 Your Wife Asked Me to Eat Shit

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 Yang Niannian tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Later, she vaguely smelled a faint scent of mugwort and fell asleep without realizing it, sleeping soundly until dawn. When Guan Ailian called the children to get up for school, she also woke Yang Niannian up.

 “Sister-in-law, get up and have breakfast. Our mother-in-law’s face is as dark as a cesspool. If you sleep any longer, she’ll shout it out to the whole village, saying that Shishen married a lazy wife. You won’t have a good reputation in the village after that.

Come out and have breakfast after you’re done, Ruoling’s blind date will be here soon.” Yang Niannian rubbed her eyes, instantly becoming more awake, “Oh, okay.” Lu Xingxing and Lu Haiten got out of bed and ran out to wash their faces.

Guan Ailian closed the door behind them, put on clothes for Lu Baobao, and urged Yang Niannian. “Go change your clothes and come out to eat.”

 “Um…” Yang Niannian felt a little uncomfortable, “I’ll change later, Baobao is still in the room.” “Well, he’s just a little guy, what does he know?

 Just go ahead and change, don’t worry about him.” Guan Ailian finished speaking, then thinking that Yang Niannian might be embarrassed, she stood in front of Lu Baobao, turning her back to Yang Niannian, “I’ll block you, hurry up and change.” “…” Knowing that Guan Ailian was a carefree person and didn’t pay much attention to details, Yang Niannian didn’t want to seem too delicate, so she turned around and took out her clothes, changing with her back to Guan Ailian. But as soon as she took off her clothes, she heard Guan Ailian exclaim behind her, “Sister-in-law, you’re so white! You’re whiter than a steamed bun. Unlike me, I’m always out in the fields under the sun, I’m as tanned as wheat. The child you and Shishen have will definitely be as beautiful as you two. You’ll have to pick and choose when you find a daughter-in-law for him in the future.

” Yang Niannian was so embarrassed that her whole body got goosebumps. She quickly put on her clothes, smiled awkwardly, “Sister-in-law, I’ll go out first.

” “Go ahead, we’re done too.” Guan Ailian picked up Baobao from the bed. The child wasn’t even wearing shoes, he ran out barefoot.

Yang Niannian walked to the door, remembering that she hadn’t taken her toothbrush, so she turned back and took two toothbrushes from her luggage bag. Guan Ailian was surprised, “Wow, Sister-in-law, you brought a toothbrush back with you?

” Yang Niannian nodded, “I thought it would be inconvenient to buy things in the village, and this thing doesn’t take up much space in my bag, so I brought it along.

” Guan Ailian laughed, “You’re so thoughtful.

We have to walk for half an hour to get to the town to buy things.” The two of them walked out together, and saw Ma Xiuzhu and Lu Guozhi washing their faces by the well.

The basin looked familiar. Yang Niannian pointed at the basin and asked, “Why is the basin for washing your face the same as the basin for the dumplings yesterday?

 Don’t you ever use the wrong one?”

 Guan Ailian said with a carefree laugh, “This is the basin for the dumplings yesterday. We use it for washing vegetables and faces, one basin for multiple uses, that’s how we make the most of it.” Yang Niannian was speechless, one basin for the kitchen and washing faces??? Ma Xiuzhu heard their conversation, rolled her eyes at Yang Niannian, and said in a sarcastic tone, “What’s wrong? Washing vegetables after washing your face will poison you?

Your face is much cleaner than vegetables.

Vegetables are watered with manure when they’re in the field, you still eat them, don’t you?” Yang Niannian wasn’t going to put up with her, she retorted, “According to you, then just eat manure directly, it saves the trouble of planting vegetables.”

 “What are you talking about?” Ma Xiuzhu was more confident at home than in the army. She wouldn’t let go of Yang Niannian’s words. “

Old Lu, look at your daughter-in-law. She’s only been here for two days and she’s telling me, her mother-in-law, to eat manure. I can still move now, if I can’t move, she’ll have to take care of me, wouldn’t she just pour manure into my mouth?

” Lu Guozhi was already unhappy with this daughter-in-law, hearing his wife say this, his face also darkened. He was about to say something when Lu Shishen and Lu Qingyuan came back from outside. Seeing Ma Xiuzhu in a threatening posture, Lu Shishen walked straight to Yang Niannian’s side and asked in a low voice, “What happened?” Before Yang Niannian could speak, Ma Xiuzhu shouted in a shrill voice, “Your wife told me to eat manure, what do you think?”

Guan Ailian quickly smoothed things over, “Mom, it’s just a figure of speech, don’t take it to heart. Come in and eat quickly, we still have to arrange Ruoling’s blind date.” Lu Qingyuan didn’t know what was going on, but he knew his mother’s temper.

He said in a low voice, not confident enough, “Mom, your son and daughter-in-law just came back, don’t stir up trouble.”

 Ma Xiuzhu wouldn’t give up, she would argue with anyone who interrupted her, “Who’s stirring up trouble? Your own mother was insulted like this, you, as a son, are a coward who doesn’t dare to say anything, right?”

 Lu Guozhi glared at her and scolded, “Don’t make a fuss, what are you arguing about early in the morning? Don’t you care about the neighbors?”

He walked straight into the main room. He knew his youngest son’s temper. If they argued now, it would only cause chaos at home and make the neighbors laugh.

He was the head of the family, he couldn’t join in the commotion. Ma Xiuzhu was ready to have a big fight, but when she saw that her husband wasn’t helping her, and seeing her youngest son’s cold expression, she swallowed the words in her mouth, glared fiercely at Yang Niannian, and didn’t say anything else. Seeing her in-laws leave, Guan Ailian smiled and nudged Yang Niannian with her elbow.

“Sister-in-law, I thought you were timid and weak, but I didn’t expect you to be so bold. I really like your temper.

When I first got married, I was bullied by my mother-in-law for several years. It wasn’t until I gave birth to Haiten that I had the courage to argue with her.

” Yang Niannian blinked and said, “If I hold it in, I’ll get upset, and being upset is bad for my breasts.” Guan Ailian was delighted, “You have to be like that with your mother-in-law, the more you let her get away with it, the more she’ll take advantage of you.”