63,980 tons…

What a big zerg!

Lan Ze couldn’t help but shiver. He looked at Chu Ran in shock. Although Chu Ran was tall and his muscles looked strong, he didn’t look like he weighed 60,000 tons!

He looked Chu Ran up and down and asked in disbelief, “But this shuttle doesn’t weigh 60,000 tons. How can it bear your weight?”

Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze in surprise, as if saying, “How can you ask such a stupid question?”

Chu Ran learned about the lack of common sense of the adopted little zerg on the first day he picked up Lan Ze. After all, the little zerg once ran over to grab his arm in panic and asked him, “Am I a male or female zerg?”

It’s hard to expect a little zerg that can’t even figure out its own gender to figure out other questions, even though these questions are very stupid.

 However, as a guardian zerg, he could never show an impatient expression to the male zerg cubs he raised, so the federal admiral who was very frugal with words had to patiently answer this question that all zergs knew.

“Because it takes a long time to transform from beast form to human form, during this process, the beast form body will continuously compress the space in the body to complete the secondary transformation of the human form. During the compression process, the muscle density, bone density and body water will rapidly decrease, and the weight will also decrease. Do you understand what I mean?” The admiral asked very considerately after explaining.

Lan Ze had read a popular science article before – after the space compression of an adult’s body, the total volume would become the size of a sugar cube, but he really couldn’t figure out how a person could survive when compressed into the size of a sugar cube.

So he had to ask again in confusion: “I understand compressing the body space, but how did you become anthropomorphic?”

Chu Ran looked at him as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person. Lan Ze had no idea that the question he asked was known even to a three-year-old zerg.

 Chu Ran showed the greatest patience to the little zerg he picked up. He said concisely: “Because we have some ancient human gene sequences in our bodies. They can shorten the process of female zerg mimicry infinitely, which is equivalent to completing secondary evolution in a very short time.”

Lan Ze became more and more confused as he listened, and suddenly he had 100,000 whys. He asked again with curiosity: “Will you change back to beast form after you become human form?”

“Yes, but except for war, we generally don’t choose to change back to beast form.”

Lan Ze said with lingering fear: “It’s better not to change back to beast form. A 60,000-ton zerg needs to eat a lot of food for every meal. I feel scared when I think about it. Fortunately, you can change into human form, otherwise there will be famine in the interstellar every day.”

Chu Ran glanced at Lan Ze. At this time, the little zerg held his face with both hands, and his moist lips opened slightly to form a small O shape. This made his cheeks look more and more bulging, very much like a homely food handed down by ancient humans – steamed buns.

 Even though he had seen a lot of male zergs, Chu Ran had to admit that this little zerg he picked up was too cute. Even his voice was tender, like a tender green seedling that had just emerged from the soil, shaking its new leaves lively in the breeze.

Seeing his carefree look, Chu Ran suddenly said: “Before obtaining the gene sequence of ancient humans, the Zerg had fallen into a long period of famine.”

Lan Ze hugged the blanket and suddenly felt a little sleepy for some reason. He yawned and said: “Then the Zerg cannibalized each other.”

He said it too naturally, which surprised Chu Ran. He looked at Lan Ze’s clear eyes and asked in a low and slow voice: “Aren’t you afraid?”

Lan Ze was also a little surprised. He also looked at Chu Ran’s gray eyes and said as a matter of course: “Why should I be afraid? Isn’t this a very natural thing? There is no need to be strange about anything done for survival.”

The most strange thing is that a precious male zerg cub does not care about cannibalism.

 This kind of cruelty, no female zerg will let a male zerg come into contact with it, even the lowest zergs.

Gray mist surged in the depths of Chu Ran’s eyes. He looked at Lan Ze with an unfathomable look for several seconds, which made Lan Ze feel goosebumps all over.

“What’s wrong? Why are you looking at me like this?”

“Nothing.”

“Really nothing?”

“Nothing”

“Oh…”

The two zergs fell into silence again. The general stared at the light screen motionlessly, while Lan Ze yawned boredly with his cheeks pulled.

The two zergs fell into silence again. The general stared at the light screen motionlessly, while Lan Ze yawned with his cheeks pulled out of boredom.

He was a man who couldn’t stand loneliness. He was very talkative when he was a child, and he was especially talkative when he grew up. He is still very talkative now. So after yawning a few times, Lan Ze finally couldn’t stand the silent atmosphere. He turned around and said to Chu Ran with a little complaint: “You are still so young, but why are you always so silent?”

“If you ignore me like this, I will be very bored!” Lan Ze looked at the expressionless face of his guardian zerg and couldn’t help but add a sentence full of complaints.

The small voice with a strong nasal tone was so subtle that it made the zerg’s ears itch.

Lan Ze knew that his voice was a little childish, but he didn’t know that his voice was always nasal, which he might not feel due to bone conduction, but it was very obvious to others.

 Before he was 20, he always had a disgusting baby voice. In addition to the fact that his vocal cords were not fully developed, his soft palate and pharyngeal wall could not be in a closed state, so the airflow would always pass through the nasal cavity uncontrollably. Although it was not a big problem, it caused abnormal resonance, which made Lan Ze’s original baby voice have a little nasal sound like he wanted to cry. Whatever he said sounded like he was wronged and wanted to cry.

If the voice was a little lower, it would sound like humming, and if the voice was a little louder, it would sound like he was acting coquettish. If he was very angry and yelled, it would sound like a fierce baby, and the person being yelled at would not get angry.

When his voice did not become normal, Lan Ze was the group’s favorite wherever he went. Even though he had grown to 1.9 meters in his senior year of high school, he still occupied the group’s favorite position with this aggrieved little voice.

 At this time, this voice with some complaints and some grievances successfully attracted Chu Ran’s attention. He turned his head and saw the little zerg looking at him with his head tilted. There was some dissatisfaction in his big eyes, and even his curled eyelashes looked angry when he blinked.

Chu Ran sighed in his heart. Before he met Lan Ze, he had never thought about how to raise a cub. He had never thought about it in the past, and he would never think about it in the future.

But now, he had to start learning how to raise a cub. Chu Ran glanced at the little zerg beside him, who was as white and tender as a bun. At this moment, the little zerg’s big eyes were blinking at him. His amber eyes were big and bright, and his clear pupils clearly reflected his appearance.

Such a small larva, with such a pure and harmless face, every pore looked so well-behaved and cute.

 However, it was such a little zerg that could not only survive on a waste planet with radiation exceeding the standard by 1 billion times, but also run to his roof to perform acrobatics and alarm the headquarters police station, and even get angry at him with grievance.

This is not an easy little zerg to raise. Not only does it need constant attention from female zergs, but it also needs to make other zergs aware of its importance at all times.

Chu Ran untied Lan Ze’s seat belt and hugged him on his thighs. He kissed Lan Ze’s cheek gently, stroked his dark hair, and said slowly with a paralyzed face: “Are you satisfied now?”

Lan Ze: “???”

Brother, I just want to chat with you! Why did you suddenly hold me on your thigh and kiss me?

No zerg could answer his question, only Lan Ze was at a loss.

He didn’t struggle this time. Considering Chu Ran’s 60,000 tons of weight, Lan Ze was rarely scared. He covered his cheek where he was kissed and curled up quietly in Chu Ran’s arms. He sat obediently on Chu Ran’s strong thighs. His chubby face turned red like a burning fire cloud because of anger or shame.

He was very satisfied with the cub who suddenly calmed down. The cub he raised was a cub who liked to be paid attention to by zergs. As long as the cub felt that he was getting enough attention, he would calm down, and he also liked hugs and kisses very much.

The two zergs with different brain circuits got along well for the time being, but after getting off the shuttle and returning to the house, Chu Ran frowned slightly again.

 He watched the little zerg take out the live broadcast ball from his pocket and excitedly opened it. The metal ball happily floated in the air and spun around Lan Ze. When it was spinning happily, a slender and powerful hand crossed the sky and pinched it hard. The two small wings of the metal ball struggled for a few times in the palm of the hand and then stopped moving.

Lan Ze was stunned by this change. When he came to his senses, he was immediately angry.

He jumped up without thinking. The amazing jumping ability made the angry Lan Ze jump three feet high. The whole person hung on Chu Ran’s outstretched arm like hanging on a horizontal bar. With his two feet off the ground, he did not forget to shout at Chu Ran in a baby voice: “Give me back my live broadcast ball!”

“Give me back my live broadcast ball!”