Sixteen Little Bugs

The material of the pink-blue ribbon is very special and feels very tough. Lan Ze tried to pull it and was sure that he couldn’t break the seemingly fragile transparent ribbon with his strength.

The pink-blue metal ball with a higher appearance is even more beautiful. Unlike the gray metal shell of the previous one, the shell of this live broadcast ball is translucent. If it weren’t for the slightly larger size and two small golden wings, Lan Ze would even think it was a blue-pink fruit candy.

Why do the female zergs in this world take it for granted that he likes things of this color…

Although the color is too beautiful, Lan Ze immediately picked up the live broadcast ball and walked out of the bedroom with satisfaction when he thought that he could continue the live broadcast.

 The smart home system in the kitchen is directing the electrical appliances to make nutrients. In addition to the slightly humming machines, a tall figure is standing in front of the kitchen counter frying an egg.

Lan Ze tiptoed over to help, but as soon as he entered the kitchen, he found that the height of the kitchen counter in this world was too high. However, with the average height of the interstellar Zerg, the height of any object would be much higher.

 So Lan Ze had to stand in front of the kitchen counter and said awkwardly: “Is there anything I can help you with?”

As soon as he approached the kitchen counter, Chu Ran stretched out his hand to cover his face. His steady tone still lacked any emotion: “Stay away from here, the splashing hot oil may hurt you.”

The frying pan of the poached egg occasionally popped up. Chu Ran turned the poached egg over again and occasionally glanced at the light screen floating in the air. The light screen showed a poached egg tutorial with the title: “Teaching you how to make the sweet poached eggs that male zerg cubs like to eat the most.”

Lan Ze touched his nose awkwardly and had to hand Chu Ran a plate from the cupboard next to him.

 “This kind of thing can be done by intelligent robots.”

Chu Ran glanced at him indifferently: “We must be cautious about the food of male zergs.”

Lan Ze shrugged and said helplessly: “Well, in fact, if the cooking table is lower, I can prepare three meals a day by myself. I know that you female zergs generally don’t eat food.”

The energy required by female zergs every day cannot be provided by ordinary food. The energy intake is mainly provided by high-concentration nutrients. Occasionally they will eat some ordinary food, but most of them just taste the delicious food after cooking.

Extremely powerful female zergs like Chu Ran generally eat nutrients. They have never entered the kitchen before raising their cubs. Although they are not skilled in cooking food, they think it is a fantasy for the little male zergs to solve their three meals a day.

No female zerg dares to let the male zergs come into contact with fire and electricity. The rarity of high-level male zergs cannot withstand any test.

 Chu Ran put the poached eggs on a plate and walked towards the dining room. The little zerg followed him hopping and skipping. The two zergs sat on the dining table. Chu Ran cut the poached eggs into small pieces and handed the plate to Lan Ze. He was as frugal with words as always: “Eat.”

Lan Ze took the plate and picked up a fried egg with a plastic fork. He looked at Chu Ran for a while and said a little embarrassedly: “When I got up today, I saw a live broadcast ball. You gave it to me, right?”

“Yes”

“You said yesterday that you couldn’t let me broadcast live.”

Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze and said seriously: “As your guardian zerg, I don’t want you to make any dangerous moves, otherwise I will confiscate it.”

Lan Ze didn’t hesitate too much. As the saying goes, you have to eat one bite at a time and do extreme sports one bit at a time. So he smiled at Chu Ran and said: “Okay, I won’t do any dangerous moves. What do you think about me being a food anchor for now? I just eat and drink every day, so there is no danger at all!”

Although Chu Ran didn’t know much about live broadcasting, he still knew a little about food anchors. If it was just to taste the food, there would be no danger, but he looked at Lan Ze’s somewhat cunning eyes and always felt that this unique little zerg would never settle down like this.

 Lan Ze looked at him expectantly, shook his head at Chu Ran, tried his best to act like a good boy, and said in a soft voice: “What are you still hesitating about? I am a food anchor and I only eat a few bites of food. I can’t even do this?”

Chu Ran glanced at him and finally nodded in agreement: “Okay.”

Lan Ze blinked his harmless eyes and said happily: “Since I’m a food anchor, can I buy a small pot and some ingredients and put them in the yard?”

Chu Ran immediately became alert: “Why buy a pot and put it in the yard?”

Lan Ze tilted his head and said as a matter of course: “Buying a pot is of course for cooking. I’ll let the robot help me. As for why it is placed in the yard, it is of course because there are flowers and grass in the yard, and the sky is so blue. Isn’t it a good place to eat?”

What the little zerg said makes some sense. As long as he doesn’t go upstairs, it’s not a big deal to put a pot in the yard and let the robot cook something.

Chu Ran put his mind at ease and said: “Okay, your personal terminal has been connected to the interstellar account. You can buy some toys you like. If you don’t have enough star coins, tell me. I’ll go to deal with some things first and come back in an hour.”

Lan Ze bit the silicone spoon for cubs and gave Chu Ran a wink, and then giggled.

 The little zerg laughed happily. Chu Ran looked away from him, picked up the nutrition on the table and said expressionlessly: “Don’t bite the spoon.”

Before he finished speaking, Lan Ze’s eyes flashed, and in the blink of an eye Chu Ran had disappeared from the dining room.

Lan Ze put down the spoon in his mouth and happily opened the Star Shopping Network on his personal terminal.

After breakfast, it was eight o’clock in the morning. Lan Ze opened the terminal switch interface and entered the Sparkling Star TV. In just one day, there were tens of thousands of messages under his push bar, all of which were: “The first minute that little zerg was away, I missed him”

“I miss him the second minute little zerg is gone”

“I miss him the third minute little zerg is gone”

“I miss him the fourth minute little zerg is gone”

There is a long list of missing him comments at the bottom of the interface, which goes all the way to the 5677th minute, and there are some pitiful messages from female zergs at the bottom.

The strong man in the real world has become a crying monster on the Internet, which is cute when you think about it.

 “Wow, wow, wow, wow, when will my little cutie Lan Ze appear?”

“The zerg upstairs wants Bilian, Lan Ze is obviously my little cutie!”

“Shut up, the two stupid zergs upstairs. Lan Ze is mine, no one can snatch it from me!!!!”

“Hehe, Lan Ze is obviously mine, my one and only baby, jumping around every day for me to kiss, hug and hold high.”

“Who’s peeing yellow? Hurry up and wake him up!”

“The diabetic zerg, go away, don’t let him get a taste of sweetness!”

Lan Ze laughed at the messages. He continued to scroll down, and there were some pessimistic zergs among the happy messages.

 “Such a small zerg, the guardian zerg at home won’t let him do live broadcasts, right?”

“This time, his guardian zerg must be mad to death, his family won’t let him do this.”

“Will the little zerg come back? Live broadcasts are fine, as long as he appears in the live broadcast room.”

“I feel uncomfortable when I can’t see little zerg for a while”

It’s really hard to read through tens of thousands of messages. Lan Ze read more than a thousand messages and then exited the message interface and opened his push bar to write a copy. In the past, there would be a special team to take care of such things for Lan Ze.

Writing a copy is not an easy task. In just a few sentences, the gimmick must be sufficient, the attraction must be sufficient, and rich information must be reflected.

At this time, he wrote the copy himself. He racked his brains but didn’t know what to write. After thinking for a long time, he wrote, ‘Come and eat delicious food with Lan Ze!  ’

After thinking for a while, he felt that this copy was too dry to attract the attention of the zergs. Besides war, the most eye-catching thing for the zergs was the male zergs. So Lan Ze decided to emphasize the male advantage and changed the copy to – ‘Don’t you want to see what male zergs eat nowadays? ‘

After looking at the new copy for a few seconds, Lan Ze nodded with satisfaction and updated the information in the push bar.

Everything was ready. The personal terminal was turned on. The live broadcast ball received the command, and the two small golden wings also flapped happily. The pink and blue translucent shell was shining in the sun.

The moment the push bar was updated, some female zergs who had been squatting in the live broadcast room waiting for the little zerg immediately became excited. They ran around to tell others, and their eyes were filled with tears of excitement: “Oh my God, the little zerg taken away by the police zergs are back!”

The moment the live broadcast ball was opened, the number of zergs in the live broadcast room reached more than 10,000, and various gifts were constantly refreshed. The live broadcast room was full of colorful special effects that blinded the zergs.

 The live broadcast ball first gave the audience a bird’s-eye view. The blue sky was as clear as the sea, and the bright sunshine was shining on the green lawn. A little zerg stood on the lawn with his hands on his hips, and in front of him was a huge… pot? ? ?

The diameter of the pot was at least 1.5 meters. It was no problem to knead the little zerg and put it in to cook.

The female zergs squatting in front of the live broadcast room were confused and launched barrages.

“Xixitete rewarded the anchor with an interstellar mothership – what are you going to do, little zerg, stew yourself in an iron pot?”

“Zerg King rewarded the anchor with a windmill – I understand the reason, but why is this pot so big?”

“Zerg Ke rewarded the anchor with a shuttle – not as rich as Xixitete but a small shuttle is not respectful. What are you going to do today, little anchor, you won’t really perform a show of stewing yourself in an iron pot…”

“The King of Soldier zergs rewarded the anchor with a windmill – Hahaha, stewing yourself is okay, the protein in zergs is 6 times that of beef~”

“The following is the moment to witness the cub Lan Ze coming out of the pot 2333333333”

A barrage of comments passed by. Lan Ze put his hands on his hips and laughed out a series of crisp and tender little baby sounds heartily – “Giggle giggle giggle”

He immediately woke up and closed his mouth in annoyance. The live broadcast room quickly swiped a wave of rewards, and a lot of crying zergs appeared.

Lan Ze quickly cleared his throat, tried to lower his voice and said to the camera seriously: “It’s impossible to stew yourself in an iron pot. What I want to stew today is this.”

The camera turned to the side with his hand, and a 3-meter-long Boston lobster was waving its dark red claws in a very ferocious posture in the live broadcast room.

 Lan Ze continued to put his hands on his hips, and was about to introduce this giant lobster that had survived from ancient times and was taller than him, when a cold voice suddenly came from behind him.

“Is this what you meant by buying a small pot and a little bit of ingredients?”