Seventeen Little Bugs

“Is this the small pot and a little bit of ingredients you mentioned?”

Faced with the question of his guardian zerg, Lan Ze remained silent for three seconds, but he was never a person who gave in easily. Although Chu Ran was a 60,000-ton zerg, everything was insignificant in front of the live broadcast business.

He raised his face and argued unreasonably: “Can’t a 60,000-ton zerg like you have room for a 50kg shrimp!”

“Shrimp?” Chu Ran emphasized.

The ‘little shrimp’ on the lawn waved its huge claws as tall as Lan Ze. Its red and black claws opened and closed, making a clanging sound.

This Boston lobster is a creature that survived from the ancient human period, but in hundreds of millions of years of evolution, the size of these lobsters has long been different from the past. Their claws have become harder and more powerful, the shell of the body is even harder, and the meat has become more tender and delicious.

In the early days when the Zerg could not change into anthropomorphic form, the interstellar was once in famine. In those cruel years of famine, lobsters, known as the ‘mantis in the sea’, once became the main food of female zergs, so Boston lobsters are now on the verge of extinction and can only continue to reproduce by artificial breeding. Therefore, the price is very, very expensive, and each shrimp costs 10,000 star coins.

In addition, lobsters are also very suitable for male zergs to eat, but because male zergs are vulnerable, this kind of dangerous food will never be touched by male zergs.

 Of course, male zergs in the interstellar space will not allow themselves to come into contact with such creatures with certain offensive power. They know how to protect themselves very well. Anything they want to do will be done by female zergs. No precious male zerg will suddenly have the idea of ​​buying a 3-meter-long Boston lobster to cook it himself.

Looking at the righteous look on the face of the little zerg cub he raised, Chu Ran felt very complicated.

In his zerg life plan, he never planned to start a family, nor did he plan to make a contribution to the reproduction of the Zerg. However, this zerg cub that came out of nowhere completely changed and disrupted his plan.

He could neither beat nor scold him. Although he was very angry about Lan Ze’s behavior, he was just a small cub, who didn’t understand anything and didn’t know anything. Maybe he didn’t know that this Boston lobster was very dangerous to him. After all, he was still so young and his personality was too lively.

The live broadcast ball only shot Lan Ze and the lobster. Although Chu Ran was not in the camera, his voice was still heard by the female zergs in the live broadcast room.

 The female zergs watched the family dispute in front of them, and they all started to post comments with great interest:

“Caught on the spot. The zerg was caught with stolen goods, I am so funny”

“Large rollover scene 666”

“Xixitete rewarded the anchor with an interstellar mothership – the little zerg has a rollover again today!”

“Zerg department rewarded Lan Ze little cutie who has nowhere to put his hands”

“Although a little panicked, the baby is still very stable.jpg”

“If I were the guardian zerg of the little zerg cub, I would be so angry that I would definitely pick him up and give him a big kiss!”

“He is still a little zerg, it’s not his fault,”

“But if the little zerg cub asks you for a 3-meter-long lobster, uses a baby voice and tilts his head to kill, then the question is, will you give it to him or not?”

“Don’t go upstairs, this zerg imagined that scene, hiss~ It really makes the zerg scalp numb…”

“I might give all the lobsters in the sea to Lan Ze  “The little cutie has contracted it.”

“If you love him, you have to contract a piece of sea for him and catch lobsters for him for a lifetime 233333”

“I just want to ask, am I the only zerg curious about what species a 60,000-ton zerg is?”

The bullet screen floated across the light screen. Lan Ze coughed twice with a guilty conscience and looked into Chu Ran’s eyes. The cold and indifferent eyes made Lan Ze look away with a guilty conscience. He lowered his head with a weak voice, sounding very aggrieved: “It’s just a 50-kilogram shrimp, the shell is thick, and there is not much meat inside…”

Before he finished speaking, Chu Ran interrupted him and said coldly: “Enough for you to eat for a week”

Lan Ze: “……”

The two zergs looked at each other. Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze, Lan Ze looked at Chu Ran. Lan Ze was very troubled by this stubborn guardian zerg, he couldn’t argue with him, since he could blow him away with a wave of his hand

 How to convince a guardian zerg that weighs 60,000 tons and refuses to eat anything?

After some deep thought, Lan Ze decided to adopt a strategy of crying and making a fuss. Although it was a bit embarrassing, a real man should be able to bend and stretch. A wise man should be able to lift iron and act cute.

He rubbed his neck twice, took a deep breath, and rushed out to hug Chu Ran’s arm. He raised his head with great effort, opened his round puppy eyes and looked at Chu Ran innocently. He bswung his arms and shook Chu Ran’s arms vigorously, and said aggrievedly: “You promised me, you can’t break your promise.”

“But you said you only wanted to buy a small pot and a little bit of ingredients,” the paralyzed admiral repeated again.

It’s this sentence again…

Lan Ze puffed up his face and blew the hair hanging in front of his eyes angrily. His spoiled temper since childhood came to the fore again. He put one hand on his waist and pointed at the shiny big pot with the other hand, and said very quickly: “Is this pot big? It’s not big at all. It’s just a small iron pot with a diameter of 1.53 meters. It is the smallest pot for cooking shrimps. As a 60,000-ton zerg, this pot can’t even hold your little finger. Where is it big? Tell me where it is big?”

A hand suddenly pinched the soft flesh on the back of Lan Ze’s neck. Lan Ze raised his head after a start. Under the bright sunshine, the tall man was looking at him dangerously with a dark look. His tone was also low and deep. He looked at the palm of his hand and asked the confused little zerg: “Why, do you want to stew me?”

Lan Ze: “…No, no, no, you are too big to be stewed in one pot”

The female zergs in the live broadcast room were not afraid of trouble and played a barrage chain with great interest:

“The size of the zerg”

“It can’t be stewed in one pot”

“It needs two grills”

“One secret recipe”

“One slightly spicy”

………

In contrast to the hot atmosphere in the live broadcast room, Lan Ze was as quiet as a chicken at this moment. Chu Ran’s narrow eyes were looking at him very seriously. The palm of his hand holding the back of the little zerg’s neck couldn’t help but gently stroke the delicate and soft skin. Chu Ran asked with a little amusement in his heart: “Why, how many pots do you want to stew?”

The little zerg, whose neck was strangled by the big zerg, trembled: “No, no, no, I didn’t want to stew you, you can’t be cooked………”

Chu Ran was almost angry with him. The little zerg was not big, but it had a lot of skills. He didn’t know where such a little zerg got such skills.

Looking at the angry look of the little zerg, Chu Ran couldn’t help but compromise in his heart: “Cook it, but don’t do it again.”

The angry little zerg changed his face in a second, clenched his little fist and made a “yeah” gesture. His eyes were brighter than the sun, and he ran towards the lobster happily.

 The live broadcast ball flew around Lan Ze, and Lan Ze made a victory gesture to the camera: “Dear viewers, I can finally cook the shrimp. I heard that the meat of this shrimp is very delicious. Friends who like me, please double-click the screen to light up the upper left corner to follow.”

A large wave of gifts flew through the live broadcast room with gorgeous special effects. There is no female zerg in this world that can’t be solved by the cute little zergs. If there is, then sell it again.

 The three-meter-long lobster was put into the pot by the robot. Lan Ze stood in front of the pot and began to prepare the dipping sauce. At the same time, he interacted with the female zergs watching the live broadcast: “I usually like to add vinegar, sugar and ginger to shrimps, and sometimes I will drizzle some garlic juice. How do you prepare the dipping sauce when eating them?”

“Xixitete rewarded the anchor with an interstellar mothership – I don’t dip it with sauce, I always eat it raw”

“Zerg Ke rewarded the anchor with a lollipop – I don’t dip it with sauce either. Eating it raw is the best, especially when the shrimp meat trembles in my mouth after I bite the shrimp shell. It’s really super cool”

“Bobobo loudly rewarded the anchor with a lollipop – I’m jealous, I can’t afford it at all”

“+1”

Lan Ze was stunned. He almost forgot that although these zergs looked exactly like humans, they were not humans at all.

He silently prepared the sauce, and for some reason he felt a little sad, but this sadness was soon washed away by a burst of delicious taste.

 The Zerg-style pressure cooker is definitely good for shrimp stewing. It only took five minutes to cook such a big shrimp. The fully automatic lid rotated automatically, and a bright red shrimp was sitting in the pot with a fragrant aroma.

Lan Ze took a sip intoxicatedly: “Oh my God, this is the taste. I have never eaten a three-meter-long lobster. SORO, help me take it out.”

A waterproof light beige tablecloth was spread on the lawn, and the bright red shrimp was placed on it. Lan Ze rolled up his sleeves and started to peel the shell, but he soon found that the shrimp shell was harder than iron.

After hesitating for a few seconds, he turned his head and said to the robot: “SORO, bring me an electric saw.”