Twenty Six Little Bugs

The pink and blue live broadcast ball was hung on the bed. Although the lights in the room were off, it did not prevent Lan Ze from seeing everything in the darkness.

Compared with the day, the night was still not bright. The crystal clear live ball sensed his sight and waved its golden wings at him. Lan Ze smiled slightly. After coming to this strange world, only this night did he stop tossing and turning, and finally felt a kind of tranquility and peace in his heart.

He hugged the quilt and gradually fell asleep. He fell asleep very quickly that night, and his sleeping face was rarely relaxed. The next day, Chu Ran took him to sign a contract with Sparkling Star TV.

The person sent by Sparkling Star TV was a female zerg as tall as 218 cm. Sparkling Star TV made clear regulations for Lan Ze’s live content.

The first one was that he could not do a live broadcast with a high risk factor when the guardian zerg was not around. Lan Ze’s live content could appear in many forms, whether he was singing or dancing, whether he was eating or sleeping, as long as he appeared in the live broadcast for 12 hours every week.

 “Isn’t this too casual?” Lan Ze’s eyes widened.

The female zerg Kuhn, who had squeezed hard to get this opportunity to negotiate the contract with the little zerg, smiled very dotingly and said very softly: “You are still a little zerg, so there are not so many rules for you, as long as you are happy.”

Lan Ze: “…”

He is not small! Not small in any aspect!

He lowered his head and leaned forward to look at the terms of the contract against Chu Ran’s arm. This contract was too friendly to Lan Ze. In addition to the platform’s vigorous promotion of him, the commission was 30% to 70%, and because Lan Ze was a male zerg, his income did not need to pay taxes at all.

The female zerg sent to negotiate the contract looked at Lan Ze with a smile. When Chu Ran signed the contract for Lan Ze, the male zerg with a scar on his face was so happy that he extended a big hand to Lan Ze and introduced himself to Lan Ze again.

“Hello, my dear little Lan Ze, I will be your agent zerg from now on, you can call me Uncle Kuhn.”

Lan Ze grinned and showed a row of small white teeth, and handed a white and tender hand to Kuhn: “Hello, agent zerg, I am Lan Ze.”

Kuhn held his hand carefully.

So soft! !

Kuhn was very excited and used less force, fearing that he would accidentally crush the soft claws of the little male zerg.

After the three zergs finished the contract, a small gold seal exclusive to the signed anchor appeared on Lan Ze’s personal homepage, which read: Gold Level 1.

 Above gold is platinum, above platinum is diamond, above diamond is great god, and above great god is super god.

There are ten levels between gold, platinum, diamond, great god, and super god. After reaching level ten, you can ascend to the next level.

Lan Ze exhaled happily. The previous live broadcast was just a small fight to test the water. Although it caused a little trouble, it was harmless. After signing the contract, he must start to carefully plan the content of the live broadcast for his career and strive to become a super god-level anchor as soon as possible!

Lan Ze rolled up his sleeves and took the reader to organize his live broadcast plan with full enthusiasm. After a while, Lan Ze listed the plan and excitedly showed it to Chu Ran for review.

“What are you going to live broadcast at the female zerg fitness club?” Chu Ran asked after taking Lan Ze’s schedule and taking a look.

“Go and see how you female zergs exercise. Each one has such a good figure. And I certified myself as an outdoor anchor. There is nothing wrong with the female zerg fitness club,” Lan Ze said vaguely while holding a nutrition bar in his mouth.

 Chu Ran was a little helpless about Lan Ze’s strange ideas. Male zergs in the interstellar always like quietness. Many male zergs always stay at home every day to watch movies, eat soft foods and sweet snacks, or go out in groups of three or five. They would paint themselves with fragrant paint, wear beautiful little clothes, take small steps shyly and uneasily look at the outside world. They will be afraid and blush when they see strange female zergs, twisting their hands and biting their lips while looking at them timidly.

Thinking of the zerg he’s raising at home…

Chu Ran looked at the door. The little zerg outside the door was wearing a vest and a pair of flip-flops. He was blushing and asking the robot SORO to bring him a machete. He wanted to chop the Boston lobster that waved its claws at him every day.

Chu Ran held his forehead. It was hard to imagine the fragrant and soft appearance of his own little zerg.

 Lan Ze finally failed to get the machete he wanted. He tugged at his vest and came back to change his clothes with an impatient look.

The clothes of male zergs in this world are all very bright and soft. It is impossible to find a darker color. For this reason, Lan Ze specially ordered a piece of clothes that can change color intelligently and put on his newly bought pair of running shoes.

Chu Ran led him onto the shuttle, with a black mask on the lower half of his face.

“Why are you wearing this?”

“I am the admiral of the empire. Wearing a mask can avoid some unnecessary panic.”

Lan Ze made a victory gesture to him, crooked his eyes and showed a big smile.

After the shuttle flew for twenty minutes, the bird’s-eye view of the Soldier Zerg Fitness Club appeared in front of him.

Like other Zerg buildings, the appearance of the Soldier Zerg Fitness Club is also full of a ferocious beauty. It is like a huge pyramid covered with sharp armor. Zergs always have a kind of obsessive worship for this kind of building with power, terror and beauty.

As soon as Lan Ze stepped into it, he smelled a long-lost smell. A faint smell of sweat mixed with humid heat, and the sounds of panting made Lan Ze’s blood boil.

This is the smell of exercise!

 His newly designed push bar has been sent out, and it says in the push bar: “Let’s exercise with Lan Ze~”

The push bar was sent out, and the live broadcast ball opened.

In the live broadcast room where there are always female zergs waiting, a large number of bullet screens are instantly released, and countless cool special effects float across the screen of the live broadcast room. One after another, interstellar battleships with blue flames rotate on the screen very coolly:

“Xixitete rewarded the anchor interstellar battleships–Lan Ze, little cutie, I saw you when you went to the supermarket! ! ! You were in the bag!!!”

“Sensensen rewarded the anchor interstellar battleships–Ah ah ah ah ah my little cutie finally appeared wuwuwuwu”

“The King of Soldier zergs rewarded the anchor  interstellar battleships–Huh? Why is this place so familiar?  ? ? “

“Zerg Ke gave the anchor a lollipop – emmmm, this place is really familiar…”

Other zergs also sent comments:

“What are you talking about? ? “

“If you know which place the zerg is at then shut up. What if it causes a sensation like the last time when the zerg went to the supermarket?”

“Shut up + 1”

“Shut up + Zerg ID number”

Lan Ze waved at the camera. He didn’t look at the comments, but at a resolute-looking female zerg. He sat behind the front desk, facing the display screen covering an entire wall.

This female zerg was wearing a common black I-shaped vest. The explosive muscles on her body were covered with drops of sweat, especially the two thick and developed pectoral muscles. The sweat soaked his muscles and made them shiny. Lan Ze wanted to grab a handful of it. This was obviously a female zerg who had just finished working out.

 He picked up a towel and lifted up his sweaty vest to wipe the sweat off his well-defined abdominal muscles. Just after wiping twice, a tender and soft voice suddenly rang in his ears: “Hello, do you need a membership card to work out?”

This this this this this…….

This voice!!! ! !

The female zerg wiping her sweat twisted her neck 180 degrees with a ‘whoosh’, and then he met two clear amber round eyes.

A little zerg appeared from nowhere, with two white and tender little hands on the high front desk. Although he stood on tiptoe, the high front desk still blocked most of his face, revealing only the dark top of his head and a pair of clear and innocent bright eyes. The two round eyes with slightly upturned tails were shining with stars and a bunch of bright little dots of light were jumping lively in his big eyes.

A little zerg was looking at him with eyes shining with countless little stars!

Thousands of words were choked in the female zerg’s throat, and finally turned into a cry that was about to come out after being strangled by his neck…mph……

The hand wiping sweat stopped.

The hand lifting the vest was also put down.

 The neck rotated 180 degrees and creaked under the heavy load.

There was nowhere to put the two hands.

The whole zerg began to feel ashamed.

The master of the universe! What was I doing just now!

I actually lifted up the vest to wipe the sweat in front of a larval male zerg cub rudely!

I am really %￥%￥@#! &……

Looking at the female zerg that was frozen and motionless, Lan Ze stood on tiptoe with great effort and said loudly in a tender little voice: “Hello! I want to exercise here! Do I need a card or something?”

The little voice with a strong nasal tone showed signs of breaking if it was slightly louder, like a newborn kitten meowing with a weak and soft voice.

 The female zerg came back to her senses and immediately moaned. He covered his face with his hands and muttered: “I can’t stand it, I can’t stand it, I can’t stand it, I can’t stand it…”

Lan Ze: “…”

He patted his forehead tiredly and made a helpless expression to the camera.

The comments came one after another.

“The little cutie suddenly appeared~”

“My expression now is exactly the same as that zerg!”

“It’s me!”

“Such a cute little zerg came to you, and you actually lifted up your vest to wipe the sweat off your belly in front of him. Doesn’t your conscience hurt???”

“Hahaha look at his expression, sorry I laughed”

“Different female zergs, same expression, sometimes crying and sometimes laughing”

Lan Ze: “…”

He looked at the camera speechlessly and made a goodbye gesture to the camera.

 At this time, the female zerg finally calmed down from the attack. He hurriedly put on a gray coat, tidied his hair in a hurry, and his face was full of kindness: “Oh my little cutie, God, I am so incoherent, you want to apply for a card… Oh no no no, of course you don’t need a card, how can I let you apply for a card… Oh God, what a good day today is… Oh the master of the universe… Oh God… Oh my God…”

He took a deep breath and handed a small round white magnetic piece to Lan Ze, and said excitedly: “Just stick it on anywhere… Oh my little cutie, let me lead the way for you, you are so small, the stairs are so long, you will get lost…”

Lan Ze nodded to him, and the extremely excited female zerg hurriedly took Lan Ze to the elevator. The elevator stopped and a silver metal door opened from the middle.

 A room full of sweaty, shirtless female zergs were sweating profusely in the spacious gym. Their growls and groans filled the air, as if a large number of ferocious beasts had gathered here.

Suddenly, a strange cry was heard in the sweaty gym, and then all the zergs stopped moving, as if they were cast with a spell of immobilization.