Twenty Eight Little Bugs

Throw a punch.

The sandbag doesn’t move at all.

Throw another punch.

The sandbag still doesn’t move at all.

What?

How is it possible!

He threw punch after punch, but the sandbag still didn’t move!

The entire female zerg fitness club was silent, watching a small and white male zerg cub wearing cool boxing gloves, raising his fist again and again to beat the sandbag that the female zergs used to train their reactions.

The cub’s fist was very white and soft, like two soft clouds. The female zergs with excellent eyesight could see the thin skin on the back of the cub’s hand and his light pink nails and slightly red fingertips.

Lan Ze, who was punching the sandbag, still didn’t believe it. He didn’t expect that he, who had broken several sandbags before, couldn’t even make the sandbag move a little!

 With his unremitting efforts, the sandbag finally moved a little bit, but because the movement was too subtle and the deviation was less than one millimeter, the panting Lan Ze did not notice it and his body was still close to the sandbag.

But when the slightly shaking sandbag touched his shoulder, a huge force suddenly rushed into his body and attacked him like a tidal wave.

Caught off guard, the little baby voice broke, squeezing out a mixture of unwillingness, anger, confusion, grievance, and soft “Fuck”.

Then with a plop, the former Master Lan was hit by a sandbag that didn’t move at all, and was ejected a meter away, and the whole zerg fell with four claws facing the sky.

 The rollover came so fast like a tornado that all the female zergs had no time to react.

Their brains were already in a blank state, and a terrifying thought popped up in their hearts: “Such a fragile little male zerg would not have already…”

The comments in the live broadcast room began to refresh the screen like crazy:

“Ahhhhh Zeze, don’t scare me!!!!”

“Master of the universe! Zeze, what happened to you!!!”

“Are so many female zergs dead? No one helped them!”

“The female zergs are too strong. In this case, if a panicked female zerg went forward to help Zeze, she might not be able to control the strength and cause more serious damage. In the past, a female zerg saw a male zerg fall and wanted to catch him. As a result, he failed to control his strength in a panic, causing the male zerg to have fractures all over his body. “

“That comment is right, but should we just let Lan Ze fall? Will he be okay? My heart is about to break…”

“I can’t breathe, Ze Ze, hold on, and the zergs present should call the rescue center immediately! ! “

“Ze Ze, how are you? Your old father is going to be scared to tears by you.”

The only calm zerg present was Chu Ran, who was hiding in the corner.

The little zerg cub who always jumped up and down and ran around at home, turned over in the living room from time to time, and even rolled several times on the bed when sleeping, and who refused to calm down for a moment, had already caused him too many scares.

His eagle-like eyes clearly saw the cub who was hit to the ground by the sandbag pouting his mouth angrily, and his left hand wearing a boxing glove hit the ground heavily, looking very angry.

 As energetic as ever…

Chu Ran laughed dumbly and took a step back.

The female zergs were stunned, and immediately surrounded him like a swarm of bees after they realized what was happening.

A bunch of zergs formed a circle, and countless hands reached out to Lan Ze.

Then they saw the two bright and clear glass-like eyes of the little zerg lying on the ground. Its small mouth pouted in anger, and it got up from the ground in a whoosh, and slapped the non-existent dust on its clothes vigorously.

Every extreme athlete has excellent physical reaction and self-protection awareness. They have made countless mistakes and suffered countless pains in thousands of exercises. Protecting themselves consciously in emergencies has become an instinct engraved in the bones of extreme athletes.

And Lan Ze, who was hit by the sandbag, adjusted his landing posture and unloaded most of the force. Except for a little hurt in his heart and a little numbness in his fist, he was basically fine.

But the female zergs around him were like seeing a ghost.

Lan Ze looked at them and asked in surprise: “Why do I feel that you seem very unhappy to see that I am fine.”

The female zergs shook their heads and were dumbfounded.

 Finally, a fierce-looking female zerg asked with a trembling voice: “Are you okay? Nothing happened at all?”

Female zergs watching the live broadcast:

“He asked what I wanted to ask! Is the cute little Lan Ze really okay?”

“Seeing the little zerg is so lively… I can’t believe my eyes…”

“Won’t the little male zerg break if it falls?”

“Yes, biological knowledge has said that when the little male zerg is hit, the internal organs will be displaced, their bones will be broken, and they will even vomit blood.”

“Wuwuwu, don’t scare the zergs, the cute little Lan Ze won’t suddenly spit out blood, wuwuwuwu”

They were worried to death, staring at the corners of Lan Ze’s mouth in fear, for fear that he would spit out blood.

The live broadcast ball recorded all this conscientiously.

 Lan Ze waved at the live broadcast ball, took a deep breath and tried to save his face again. He tried his best to pretend to be indifferent in a very relaxed tone and said: “It’s just a small mistake, which is really unexpected. Obviously, this sandbag is not very suitable for me, but I can’t find a sandbag that suits me. I still know how to punch, and I punch very beautifully.”

He paused here, and his round amber eyes looked at the camera firmly, and solemnly emphasized: “Really!”

Seeing the little zerg’s sudden serious look, a group of female zergs started to coax the zergs.

“Xixitete rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships – oh oh oh I know! Baby’s punches are so good.”

“Sensensen rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships – baby’s punches are the hardest punches in the world!”

“Baby’s little fist is indestructible!”

“Baby’s little fist is invincible!”

“Baby’s little fist is invincible!”

“Baby’s little fist is invincible!”

“Baby’s little fist is invincible!”

“Baby’s little fist is the best in the galaxy!”

“Baby’s little fist is the best in the galaxy!”

“Baby’s little fist is a stunning blow!”

“Baby, you are the best!”

“Get out of here, zergs that are destroying the formation upstairs!”

“Keep the formation – baby’s little fist is a stunning blow!”

“Keep the formation – baby’s little fist is invincible!”  Enemy critical hit! “

“Keep the formation – the little punches of the little one is super cool!”

“Keep the formation – the little punches of the little one is extremely powerful!”

“Keep the formation – the little punches of the little one…….”

Lan Ze’s thoughts were messy: “….. This kind of painful and sour feeling.”

He wiped his face and tried his best to avoid looking at the barrage, but turned around and asked a female zerg next to him: “Is there no smaller and lighter sandbag here? I also want to play boxing.”

The sandbags in the female zerg fitness club are all this big.

The female zerg shook her head and was about to speak with regret, but her neck was suddenly twisted back by a zerg behind her, and her half-open mouth was also covered by the zerg behind her.

 The female zerg that covered him was 2.5 meters tall, and every muscle on her body was like a volcano ready to erupt. The ferocious looking female zerg pinched the female zerg who rolled her eyes, and said with a gentle expression that was extremely contrasting with her image: “Of course, my dear baby! With such beautiful boxing skills, how could you not have a cute sandbag for you to punch.”

Lan Ze looked up at the 2.5 meter tall female zerg and said weakly: “Mr. female zerg is almost out of breath.”

The 2.5 meter tall female zerg immediately gently threw the poor female away casually. She covered her neck and gasped for breath, saying breathlessly: “Look… look at me… this memory… of course, of course… yes… must have…”

There were bursts of echoes from the gym, loud and uniform: “Yes! Must have!”

The 2.5-meter-tall female zerg hugged a big sandbag and pulled it down hard. The big sandbag was easily carried on his shoulder. The zerg walked out of the fighting area like lightning, and several zergs followed behind him.

Lan Ze was confused and was stunned for a long time before he started to interact with the audience in the live broadcast room. After a few minutes of interaction, the two-meter-five female zerg and several other female zergs came back, holding a pink sandbag that was much smaller in size, with a cartoon pig printed on it.

Lan Ze: “…”

Several zergs hung the small pink sandbag in the middle of the fighting area in the form of a zerg ladder. Among the black and gray sandbags, the pink sandbag with a pig printed on it was particularly eye-catching.

A bunch of female zergs looked at him warmly, as if saying: “Baby, go!”

Lan Ze took a deep breath, and was very moved in his heart. At the same time, he tried to hypnotize himself: “A pink sandbag is also a sandbag. People gave it to you so enthusiastically. You can’t discriminate against it just because it is pink and there is an inexplicable pig printed on it!”

Lan Ze stood in front of the pink sandbag with pain in his balls, and then waved his fist again.

 This sandbag is not very heavy. It is much lighter than the sandbags he used before, and the outer layer is very soft, as if it is stuffed with a layer of cotton.

Lan Ze knows that the female zergs in this world are very strong, but these zergs always think that he is so weak, which always makes him very unhappy.

So he pushed the ground with his feet, exerted force with his calves, turned his waist, hips, shoulders, and fists. Then he quickly punched a very powerful punch. The pink piglet sandbag shook, and Lan Ze punched fiercely and quickly.

The dull sound of the sandbag after being hit hard sounded one after another, with a beautiful and smooth rhythm.

All this happened in just one second, and the female zergs in the whole gym were stunned.

If it were on Earth, his actions would definitely win a lot of applause, but in the Zerg world, his actions… won even more applause.

 They watched such a small zerg puffing up its chubby face and waving its soft fists fiercely at the huge sandbag. Its thin and soft hair trembled in the air, and its tender chubby face trembled slightly. The cute little face was as fierce as it could be, and as cute as it could be.

The hearts of the female zergs began to become soft. Every time the zerg waved its fist, this soft feeling would deepen. Although their hearts were so soft, their blood was boiling, and they always felt like they wanted to scream desperately.

Ah …  The audience in the live broadcast room also swiped the bullet screen frantically, and countless ahhhhs and countless exclamation marks were about to drown the live broadcast room.

“Xixitete rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships – ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

“Sensensen rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships – ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

“The King of Soldiers rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships – ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

“Yihuhu rewarded the anchor…”

“Yiyiyi rewarded the anchor…”

The live broadcast interface was almost crowded with gifts exploding, and interstellar battleships worth 10,000 star coins were flying around the interface as if they were free.

A bunch of zergs clicked into Lan Ze’s live broadcast room along the reward treasure box of the channel and saw a little male zerg doing boxing.

There was endless ahhhh.

 During the life of a zerg, you can still see a male zerg cub punching cutely, which makes you feel satisfied.

In the background data of Sparkling Star TV, Lan Ze’s name is rising steadily. A bunch of female zergs are gathered in front of the huge display screen, watching the zerg index behind Lan Ze without blinking.

“Too fast, too fast!”

“This rising speed is unprecedented!”

“Tomorrow, arrange the first screen push for baby Lan Ze!”

Lan Ze, a gold-level 1 anchor, finally caught his own fame on Sparkling Star TV.

After punching heartily, Lan Ze’s clothes were soaked with sweat. The gray sweatshirt had turned orange with his body temperature and stuck tightly to his skin.

Sweat dripped down his flushed cheeks, and his wet bangs stuck to his forehead. His two originally clear amber eyes became brighter, just like two small suns, containing endless vitality.

A wet little male zerg was freshly baked.

The female zergs in the gym and the live broadcast room screamed even louder.

 They had only seen male zergs arranging flowers, singing and dancing, and had never thought that such a small zerg could actually punch out a majestic and beautiful fist.

After all, he looked so soft and fragile, so innocent and cute, so young and ignorant, and anything in the world could hurt him.

He should stay in a place with only cotton and candy.

Lan Ze, who was soaked all over, didn’t know what these zergs thought of him. He took a deep breath and took off his boxing gloves, revealing two red fists.

In the past, his hands were covered with thick calluses, but now there are no calluses on his hands. He has been a rich young master who had never touched water since he was a child. Later, he fell in love with extreme sports and liked to toss himself into a rough man with veins all over his body.

Lan Ze blew a breath on his red palms. His hands are now very delicate, not as strong as the iron sand palms later.

There is an injury on the cub’s body, and the pain is in the zerg’s heart.

 The audience in the live broadcast room immediately felt extremely distressed. They were not as exaggerated as they were when they experienced the life-threatening molting.

“Such a delicate little cutie like Lan Ze actually did boxing live, and his little fists were injured. QAQ”

“Hurry up and give your fists a blow!”

“Hurry up and give your fists a blow!”

“The little fists are so red”

“Wuwuwu, my little fists, do you feel any pain? I’ll give you a blow”

“I feel so sorry for Xiao Quanquan…”

The new zerg in the live broadcast room asked in confusion: “Who is Xiao Quanquan?”

Lan Ze waved his fist at the camera and smiled: “Don’t worry, it’s okay, just fight a few more times in the future”, then he took off his sweatshirt generously and wiped his sweat roughly.

The action of a rough man wiping sweat with clothes must be extremely rough.

The female zergs in the gym and the live broadcast room silently watched Lan Ze’s very rough sweat wiping action, feeling that their hearts were being rubbed back and forth by sandpaper.

Shouldn’t they take a clean and soft handkerchief and gently wipe the white and tender face of the little male zerg?

 “Xixitete rewarded the anchor a star battleship – Lan Ze, little cutie, don’t treat your little face like this!”

“Sensensen gave the anchor a star battleship – It’s wrong not to wipe your face without clothes. Isn’t there anyone who brought a clean little towel to our little interstellar zerg cub!! I can’t stand it!!”

“The tycoon upstairs, please calm down. Will there be zergs in this place with a little towel?”

“Hahahaha, I’m laughing to death. How can there be zergs in the female zerg fitness club who will have a little towel? The best joke of the year, okay?”

“Bullshit! You can’t say there is nothing the cub needs!”

The zergs in the live broadcast room laughed one by one.

Just kidding, how can female zergs use things like little towels? Some female zergs will never use them in their entire lives.

 However, the audience watching the live broadcast was soon slapped in the face. At this moment, a female zerg suddenly appeared beside Lan Ze. She was very tall, wearing a half black mask on her face and a dark gray long windbreaker.

Even though her face could not be seen clearly, the female zerg, who was filled with a cold aura, hugged the wet little zerg, then took out a blue and pink cartoon square towel from her pocket and gently wiped the sweat rolling down the little zerg’s forehead.

A bunch of zergs were stunned.

 “Who is this?”

“Who the hell is this?”

“This figure looks so familiar, a bit like Lan Ze’s cute little guardian~”

“Oh, this little handkerchief specially used to wipe the sweat of little zergs, I also want to have it 555”

“What I lack is a little handkerchief, what I lack is obviously a little zerg that can punch!!”

“Hardcore zerg is sweating online. By the way, is it Lan Ze’s guardian who taught the little zerg to punch?”

“I don’t know, but it’s really so cute!!!”

Chu Ran took the colorful little handkerchief to wipe Lan Ze’s sweat, and Lan Ze took the sweatshirt he took off and wiped his neck twice. The black I-shaped vest was worn on his body, revealing his snow-white arms and neck, as well as the beautiful shoulder and necklines on the back.

 A bunch of female zergs gathered in the distance and looked eagerly. Some unruly zergs secretly imagined what the little zergs would look like when they grew up, and they were even more imaginative. After rounding it off, they had already “completed the great harmony of life with the little zerg when he grew up and reproduced countless offspring.” These zergs with problematic thoughts cast sneaky eyes at Chu Ran.

Chu Ran keenly noticed the sights of these zergs and gave all the zergs with ill intentions a death stare.

Confirmed by the eye contact, they were zergs that could not be defeated.

So the restless female zergs began to behave themselves.

The carefree Lan Ze did not notice the eye contact between the female zergs. He waved his wet sweater in front of the camera with satisfaction, showing the signature smile of Master Lan who once stood at the top of the food chain.

But now is different from the past. In the past, this masculine and handsome smile exuded strong hormones on his angular face, which always caused the female fans in the live broadcast room to scream.

But now…

A super cute, innocent little cub suddenly showed a smile that seemed to be evil and crazy…

All the female zergs: I suspect you are being cute, but I have no evidence!

Chu Ran was familiar with Lan Ze’s virtue. He flicked Lan Ze’s forehead with some amusement, and the little zerg immediately looked at him fiercely.

Before he was fierce for a while, Chu Ran took off his coat and wrapped the fierce and wet cub into a silkzerg baby, with only a small bag struggling desperately showing from the dark gray “silkzerg pupa”.

 “Every time I meet the arrogant Lan Ze, I will be in trouble hahahaha”

“It’s no use to make a fierce expression! Just get rolled into the clothes of the big zerg!”

“Where did the handsome little cutie who was boxing just now go? Oh, he was put into his coat by his guardian!”

“Me! Lan Ze! Super fierce! Until I met my guardian…”

“Don’t do that, Lan Ze will be angry hahahahahaha”

Wrapped up like a dumpling by Chu Ran, Lan Ze felt deeply ashamed. He faced the camera of the live broadcast ball with a dark face, and leaned on Chu Ran’s shoulder. He tried to save his dignity again with a small voice: “Today’s outdoor live broadcast ends here. See you tomorrow. I am the anchor Lan Ze. I yearn for all the unknown and known. Don’t forget to click the follow button in the upper left corner. Let us share the wonderful world together.”

The live broadcast ball was turned off, shaking its golden wings and slowly circling around Lan Ze. Chu Ran grabbed the extendable pink ribbon on the live broadcast ball with one hand, stretched it and hung it on Lan Ze’s neck.

Lan Ze obediently lay on his thick shoulders, with his cheek pressed against Chu Ran’s skin on his shoulder and neck. The body temperature there was slightly warmer, and Chu Ran’s heartbeat could be faintly heard.

This feeling of being carefully cared for by a tough guy made Lan Ze feel a little embarrassed. Although being hugged by a zerg hurt his self-esteem, it actually felt a little bit good.

 Lan Ze felt a little crazy, so he said seriously in Chu Ran’s ear: “I have grown two centimeters taller recently. I am now 172 centimeters tall. You can’t carry me around so casually.”

Chu Ran said lightly: “I was 5 meters tall when I was born. When I grew up, my beast form was hundreds of meters tall. For me, 2 centimeters of height is enough for me to ignore.”

He hugged Lan Ze a little tighter, and he Lan Ze on the seat when he got on the shuttle.

Chu Ran untied the windbreaker that tightly wrapped the cub layer by layer. Seeing the cub sitting in the seat unhappily, Chu Ran put a blue whale doll in Lan Ze’s arms, then he turned up the temperature in the shuttle and covered Lan Ze tightly with a light green checkered blanket that he found from nowhere.

 Lan Ze was too lazy to care about these things. He lazily huddled himself in the blanket, took out a reader thinner than paper, and began to read the book about Zerg – “A Brief History of Zerg” seriously.

When I saw the chapter about the reproduction of the Zerg race, it mentioned the standard posture of the Zerg for reproduction, and there were also detailed pictures on it. If you click on that picture, the picture will change from static to dynamic. The 10-minute dynamic demonstration of the reproduction posture opened the door to a new world for Lan Ze.

This two-minute-long colored dynamic picture refreshed Lan Ze’s worldview, and a problem he tried hard to ignore suddenly became acute – there are no women in this world! (T/N: Tl has been learning with baby Lan Ze too. Finally I know why the author uses ‘he’ for the female zergs.)

Although he was previously influenced by his family to be a non-marriageist, the fact that the Zerg world only distinguishes between males and females but not men and women still hurt his heart a little.

Is this the god-helped zerg gay?

It’s so sad.

“Forget it, I only have live broadcast in my heart. Live broadcast is fun for a while, and live broadcast is fun all the time!” Lan Ze shouted in his heart.

But men, this species, although they say so, their hands and certain parts can always reflect their “dirty” thoughts at the first time.

 The disobedient finger clicked the colored animated picture once, twice, three times, over and over again…

Later, Lan Ze finally stopped his finger that followed his heart, but the animated picture started an infinite playback mode in Lan Ze’s mind, over and over again…

That night, Lan Ze tossed and turned, and a familiar heat swept through his body.

This feeling of heat was not unfamiliar. In his adolescence, he had countless restlessness. In many late nights, he woke up from indescribable dreams, and then threw away his soiled underwear with a satisfied look.

A 27-year-old man has long been accustomed to such things, and has long lost the curiosity and panic at the beginning.

He was about to solve it manually, but he suddenly felt pain deep in his bones, as if a raging fire had ignited on every inch of his bones. The flames kept spreading, burning every inch of his bones and flesh. The piercing pain made him lose his mind and scream unconsciously.

 In the hazy vision, the familiar man walked up to him and picked him up again.

This night was extremely long. The unbearable severe pain made Lan Ze feel that he was about to die. He fainted in pain and woke up in pain again.

Among the pains all over his body, the pain in his back was very obvious, as if a sharp object like a blade was cutting his bones, trying to break out of his body.