Thirty Four Little Bugs

Before becoming a wilderness anchor, Lan Ze’s eating manners were still very elegant. Moreover, he was very busy every day. He had to eat the freshest fruits. He would not eat a bite if they were left for a few days. He would not eat onions, ginger, and garlic. He only ate a few fixed parts of beef, and only ate specially supplied chicken breast. He only drank those very expensive brands of water every day, and his annual water bill was a huge amount.

But since he became a wilderness anchor, he was no longer pretentious. He finally realized how hard it was to get food. From then on, his appetite became very good. Even a dry steamed bun with mineral water could be eaten with relish.

Especially when he saw meat bones, Lan Ye’s crazy eating manner, which was ridiculed by fans, came online again. He was not in the wilderness at this time, and he was much more restrained than before, but the ferocity of a hungry tiger still shocked the female zergs.

Baby, you eat so ferociously, do you know?

 Are you sure you haven’t been abused by non-zergs before?

It’s 2020, and there are still male zergs that are so hungry?

Don’t the guys in the Male Zerg Protection Association have a guilty conscience?

The beef bone stick is even longer than the little zerg’s forearm, and the live broadcast ball uses a very deliberate shooting method. The camera is very close to the food and far away from the anchor, which gives people a visual impression that the food is very large. This is like how beautiful women always hide their faces as far back as possible when taking photos together, because whoever is closest to the camera has the biggest face.

Lan Ze suddenly tore off a big mouthful of meat. The interstellar beef is very tender. Lan Ze puffed his cheeks and chewed it vigorously. The chewing sound was very obvious after being processed by the live broadcast ball.

 He swallowed the meat in his mouth, gave the camera a thumbs up, and said with satisfaction: “Hey, friends, this is definitely the most delicious meat I have ever eaten. Although the bone stick is well-cooked, the meat is not tough at all. When roasting, I added some black pepper and lemon juice to relieve the greasiness, and also added a bag of interstellar special roast bone stick spices. Now my mouth is full of delicious barbecue. You can’t imagine this feeling. If you eat such a barbecue in the wilderness, it will be really satisfying!”

Lan Ze wiped his mouth with a tissue and bit off another big piece of meat. His face was originally chubby, and at this time, he puffed his cheeks and chewed the beef quickly, just like a little hamster on Earth eating food.

A 40-centimeter-long bone was quickly gnawed clean by him. The live broadcast gave a close-up of the bone stick, and the female zergs watching the live broadcast couldn’t help swallowing their saliva.

 “Oh my god, is Lan Ze poisoning me? I have no appetite when I see the nutrition in the refrigerator!”

“At this speed, Lan Ze, little cutie, tell me how many days have you not eaten!!”

“I just went to get a nutrition pack to soothe my empty stomach, and a bone stick was eaten up by Ze Ze???”

Lan Ze wiped his mouth with a tissue, waved the bone stick and said happily: “A beef bone stick actually doesn’t have much meat, and what tastes better than meat is beef bone marrow. Hot bone marrow with white rice is absolutely delicious.”

“When roasting beef bones, I also added some plums. A plum as big as a fist can relieve greasiness. Sometimes in the wilderness, there is no edible salt, so I just pick some wild plums and spread them on the barbecue. It’s so fragrant!”

Looking at the little zerg holding the huge beef bone stick and explaining seriously, the female zergs all felt soft in their hearts.

 “How could the little cutie go to the wilderness? This is impossible!”

“Just look at the cub talking nonsense seriously.”

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Lan Ze was gnawing on the bone marrow, otherwise he would be so angry when he saw these comments. He gnawed the meat on the beef bone stick like a whirlwind, and began to dig the beef bone marrow with a long-handled spoon. The hot and bubbling bone marrow was sprinkled on the snow-white rice. The female zergs watching the live broadcast swallowed the saliva in their mouths involuntarily.

Lan Ze took two chopsticks to mix the bone marrow and rice thoroughly. He took a big bite, and then said intoxicatedly: “It’s so delicious, really delicious, the bone marrow is very, very tender, and not greasy at all. I think I can put more lemon and plums when I roast the beef bones next time. I like this taste. It’s really satisfying!”

He buried his head in eating, scooping a spoonful of bone marrow into his mouth from time to time, eating very unrestrainedly in front of the live camera, as if he had been hungry for hundreds of years.

 After eating half a bowl of rice, he picked up another beef bone and continued to chew it.

Lan Ze’s fan leader Xi Te was watching the live broadcast while drinking nutritional supplements, looking unhappy. He sat in a bedroom that was bigger than a football field, turned on the smart home system irritably, threw the bottle of nutritional supplements aside, and shouted to the housekeeper: “Give me a hundred roasted beef bones! Quick! Quick! And ten kilograms of rice!”

The housekeeper opened the Star Hotel like lightning and started to order food quickly.

The newly arrived female zergs found that this young male zerg was really eating a lot the whole time. In addition to interacting with the audience, he was eating all the time, eating beef bones, beef marrow, white rice mixed with beef marrow, and happily drinking a mouthful of hawthorn soup.

Some veteran zergs launched a barrage full of doubts.

“Is he really eating all the time? Don’t you sing or dance?”

“Yes, shouldn’t he eat two bites and put it aside? Why is he eating all the time? Isn’t he interacting with the female zergs and asking for rewards?”

“After eating, he will take off his shirt and start dancing, right?”

As soon as the voice fell, more than a dozen interstellar battleships flew through the live broadcast room very coolly, and the brilliant light almost blinded the zergs’ eyes.

 “Hehehe – I was so engrossed in watching Lan Ze eating that I forgot to give him a tip. I’m so forgetful!”

“The King of Soldier Zergs rewarded the anchor with a starship – you want Lan Ze to act like a spoiled child to you? Are you dreaming?”

“Sensensen gave the anchor ten starships – does my kid need to act like a spoiled child to me if he wants a tip? He doesn’t do anything, but his old father wants to give him a tip every day!

Lan Ze thanked them while gnawing on the bones. Later, there were too many gifts to thank for, so he just focused on eating.

It’s still very easy to be a food broadcaster.

After he finished three bone sticks, his little paws picked up the fourth one. He just showed his fangs to the bone stick, and the live broadcast room was full of comments asking him not to continue eating.

“Baby can’t eat too much when he’s so young!  “

“Yes, yes, I’ll give you the reward if you need it, don’t eat any more, your little tummy will burst!”

“I will feel bad if you eat any more, you are just a baby, don’t let life burst your little tummy!”

“Here you are, here you are. All the rewards are for you, be good, just eat three, okay?  “

Lan Ze, who felt that he was only 70% full, said: “…….”

He looked at the barrage of comments and silently put down the beef bone stick.

He was eating and live streaming at the same time, and only 40 minutes had passed. His live streams were usually one and a half hours, and he couldn’t keep chatting for the rest of the time. Although Kuhn said that he could live stream and drink boiled water, the female zergs watching the live streaming would scream at him if he took a sip of hawthorn juice, as if they were afraid that he would be stuffed to death by the food in the next second.

Lan Ze had to find another way and started making avocado ice cream.

“Don’t worry, I will make it and not eat it,” he said to the live streaming room, holding a child safety saw wrapped in pink rubber.

As for why he was holding an electric saw, you can tell just by looking at this avocado with a diameter of 1.5 meters. Such a big guy has a very hard shell. It takes a big stone to hit it several times to break it open.

Lan Ze made the ice cream quite successfully by referring to the tutorial. After finishing, he handed the avocado ice cream to Chu Ran, his eyes were full of pride, and his whole body was saying: Come and praise me! Come and praise me!

Chu Ran took a small bite, highly praised the cub’s labor results, and swallowed the ice cream into his stomach in two or three bites.

The one and a half hour live broadcast passed quickly. After saying goodbye to the audience, he turned off the live broadcast and started jogging around the house.

In the next month, Lan Ze ate grilled lamb chops, two roast ducks, a suckling pig, a king crab, two large plates of sashimi, etc. in the live broadcast room.

Eating broadcast is a relatively innovative live broadcast in the interstellar live broadcast program. He became a level 9 gold anchor within a week, and was only one level away from reaching the diamond level, which can be regarded as a complete small fire.

 The wound on his back had completely healed at this time. On a night when he ate too much and couldn’t sleep, two pink wings grew out from his back.

Lan Ze pulled his wings and asked Chu Ran with a dark face: “Didn’t you disguise me as a cabbage butterfly? Why are the wings pink?”

Chu Ran frowned slightly, as if he was puzzled by the question he asked: “The cabbage butterfly is a pink butterfly that likes to eat vegetables, so of course its wings are pink.”

Lan Ze: “…”

This cabbage butterfly is not the same cabbage butterfly. It’s really a sea of difference.

Chu Ran touched the pink wings, with a somewhat regretful tone: “The blue wings are more suitable for you, but the cabbage butterfly’s genes are easier to disguise, otherwise you wouldn’t be disguised as a cabbage butterfly.”

Lan Ze put away the pink wings in a sullen manner. At this point, his first metamorphosis has been completed, and the next step is to go to the zerg registration management office to register the genes.

Before registering the genes, a somewhat troublesome thing happened.

 Since Lan Ze’s eating show became a big hit on Sparkling Star TV, some male zergs began to imitate him, but these male zergs rarely exercise and naturally have a very small appetite.

The biggest attraction of an eating show is eating. Not only do you have to eat a lot, but you also have to eat deliciously. Moreover, each live broadcast lasts at least one hour, which means that male zergs have to eat a lot of food.

However, the physical fitness of male zergs in the interstellar is not capable of digesting these foods.

So a group called “rabbits” began to rise quietly.

The famous Su Xue anchor of Sparkling Star TV is a member of this group. He is one of the most popular eating shows recently. The amount of food he eats is very shocking for male zergs, and his body is still thin and skinny, without any sign of weight gain.

At first, he said that he would exercise when he ate, and he was born not to gain weight, but in yesterday’s eating show, the female zergs noticed two not-so-obvious wounds on his fingers.

This may be the scars caused by forced vomiting.

 As a result, the rabbit group began to attract widespread attention from female zergs in the galaxy, and the heat of male zergs continued to rise.

As a result, the matter continued to ferment, and Lan Ze, who first created a food broadcast program in the interstellar, became the focus of the matter.