Eight Little Bugs

On the live broadcast interface, a handsome adult male zerg was singing to the camera.

Hull’s eyes were almost glued to the male zerg’s face. He watched with relish for a while, and suddenly sighed: “It’s a pity that this male zerg is just a low-level fly zerg, otherwise with such appearance, he would not need to rely on live broadcasting to make a living.”

Lan Ze snorted slightly from his nose. He always sneered at the classification of zergs, and had no concept of high-level zergs and low-level zergs in his heart.

“What’s wrong with live broadcasting? This is also a kind of labor. Can an adult zerg rely on the relief money in the interstellar to survive? That’s simply a coward!”

Due to the rarity and fragility of male zergs, there are no jobs for male zergs in the interstellar. Most male zergs in the interstellar rely on the relief money provided by the male zerg protection center for their entire lives.

Just yesterday, the male zerg protection center allocated a large amount of relief money to Lan Ze. Although Lan Ze loves money, he does not want to be an interstellar rice zerg forever.

 In his last life, when Lan Ze was still living on Earth, in addition to being a well-known extreme sports enthusiast, he was also a wilderness anchor in China with an annual income of tens of millions. At the age of 26, he founded the PUG Extreme Club.

In the eyes of the world, Lan Ze is indeed a successful man, including himself, and is often proud of himself.

Although his body has shrunk now, Lan Ze is still the man full of career and exploration spirit. He likes the mountains and seas, deep valleys and secluded streams, and likes to explore all known and unknown dangers. He also likes the profession of being a wilderness anchor very much.

He likes live broadcasting and likes to share his challenging and exciting world with others. When the sports he loves can arouse the attention and resonance of others, this is more exciting to him than completing a challenge beyond the limit of human beings.

Even if he can’t return to Earth, he must continue his career in this world!

Life is endless, and tossing is endless.

Looking at the little male zerg who suddenly became dazed, Hull couldn’t help but waved a few times in front of Lan Ze.

 After Lan Ze came to his senses, he grabbed Hull’s hand and said with a chubby serious face: “I want a set of live broadcast equipment!”

The little male zerg said so, what else can Hull do? What does live broadcast equipment cost to make the little male zerg smile!

Even if the little male zerg asked him to get a space mothership, he would find ways to get it for the little zerg!

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Live broadcast equipment is easy to buy. This thing is hemispherical, with two small holes flashing blue light on both sides of the hemisphere. It is only half the size of a palm and very light.

This smart camera device was similar to a metal ball and is not a dangerous item that male zergs cannot touch, so Hull immediately opened the Star Network to order it. A day later, the live broadcast equipment was delivered to Lan Ze’s residence by a drone.

Compared with the live broadcast equipment used by Lan Ze in his previous life, the equipment in this world is obviously more professional. This smart live broadcast equipment can automatically capture the most suitable angles, and the live broadcast picture clarity is off the charts. Moreover, this thing is not afraid of fire or water, and can even fly.

 The Zerg called this high-end live broadcast device a “live broadcast ball”, which was a rather casual name. Lan Ze almost laughed out loud when he found out.

The live broadcast ball was easy to buy, but it was not easy to get a personal terminal in the interstellar. Since Lan Ze was an airborne Zerg, it was very troublesome to process his Zerg registration. The Zerg at the Household Registration Management Center planned to register his Zerg registration in Chu Ran’s Zerg registration. Due to Chu Ran’s special status, the registration procedures were quite troublesome.

Before the terminal was ready, Lan Ze started his usual strength and endurance training. He started to get up every morning for a morning run, which made the acting guardian zerg Hull very worried.

The little zerg in the admiral’s house seemed to be a little too energetic. He would wear running shoes and sports socks every day to go out for a run.

Every day, seeing the little zerg stumbling around the villa with his thin legs, Hull was always worried that the little zerg would break his little arms and legs…

He was so worried that he couldn’t sleep. His resolute zerg face was full of the worries of an old father. Even in his dreams, he saw the little zerg’s breathless face.

 It was another morning, and Lan Ze started his morning run again. He put on sports socks, running shoes, and two knee pads on his knees. After doing warm-up exercises, Lan Ze started running. Since his body was shrunk, he ran slowly at first, but after running a thousand meters, Lan Ze’s innate sports cells began to become active, so he ran faster and faster. Two minutes later, he started running around the garden.

Hull was shocked to see the little zerg running so fast. He was like an ant on a hot pot, anxious and dizzy.

Little male zergs are such delicate creatures that they can get hurt if they are not careful. Some little male zergs can even be killed by plant pollen. The world is full of deadly dangers for them.

Every male zerg knows that they are very fragile, so they know how to protect themselves. Unlike the unconscious little zerg in front of them, it was almost flying to the sky!

Hull was trembling with fear for the little zerg, but Lan Ze simply felt happy.

 The wind whistled softly in his ears, his heart beat vigorously in his chest. Sweat overflowed from every pore, and his breathing became more and more rapid and heavy. His body felt tired, but his spirit became more and more excited.

Exercise is the best way to forget everything. It can quickly wake up your tired limbs and purify your complicated thoughts. It will drive away your laziness and slackness, and make you refreshed in the deafening heartbeat.

Hu…

Lan Ze stopped running, wiped the sweat from his head, and exhaled a breath of hot air very happily.

He raised his head with a forehead full of hot sweat, and saw Hull standing in front of him at a glance, with a face full of bitterness and hatred.

…Here it comes again…Lan Ze thought helplessly.

He was just running, not jumping off a cliff. He didn’t know what Hull was so nervous about.

While wiping the sweat off his face and stretching the muscles of his legs, Lan Ze said for the 180th time: “Okay, don’t show that expression, I’m just running.”

Hull got excited, and his square face turned red with anger: “You are running? You are risking your life, how can a small zerg like you run so fast! Do you know how dangerous this is!”

Lan Ze: “???”

He blinked twice, not understanding what Hull meant by “danger”. His round puppy eyes looked innocently at the angry female zerg in front of him, and his long eyelashes fluttered.

 Hull couldn’t bear such a critical hit. After yelling twice, he thought with self-blame: “Why should I yell at him? He’s just a little zerg!”

Looking at the sweaty little zerg in front of him, Hull began to feel distressed again: “Go wipe your sweat and take a hot bath. You little male zergs will get sick if you are blown by the wind!”

Lan Ze wanted to refute a few words, but humans will catch a cold if they are blown by the wind after sweating, so he had to say sloppily: “I’m not that fragile. I’m not made of glass.”

What a silly zerg. Hull’s eyes became more loving, and his tone of voice was full of the worry of an old father for his silly zerg: “Oh my God, every square meter of glass can withstand at least one ton of weight. You, a silly little zerg, are certainly not made of glass.”

Lan Ze: “…”

Sorry for disturbing him.

Just when Lan Ze was lamenting that the glass in this world was so abnormal, his personal terminal was delivered to his residence by a drone.

 After doing a lot of homework, Lan Ze selected the popular live broadcast platform “Sparkling Star TV” on the terminal, and then completed the identity registration on this platform.

Ding! The light blue light screen popped up on the terminal and floated in front of Lan Ze’s eyes. Lan Ze excitedly punched his fist and planned his live broadcast plan very excitedly.

Although he did not have the muscles and strong physique of a 27-year-old, his physical fitness at the age of 16 was also very good. He was also exposed to parkour in a parkour club in Beijing at the age of 16. From then on, he couldn’t stop and fell into the big pit of extreme sports.

At that time, his parkour coach told Lan Ze that parkour is a fitness sport. In addition to spending a lot of time practicing, it is not very expensive.

His coach vowed that year, but after Lan Ze started fitness, his family almost thought he was taking drugs. After having no money to buy whey egg yolk and creatine, Lan Ze stepped into Duyu TV as an outdoor anchor. Unexpectedly, he has had an indissoluble bond with live broadcasting since then.

 Looking back on the past, there are many emotions. As a man with great ambition, Lan Ze’s steps will not stop because of his body shrinkage.

The live broadcast plan was quickly completed. Lan Ze made a long table and made more detailed arrangements for his diet and training.

During this period, his guardian zerg Admiral Chu Ran came back once, but because there were too many things to do, he boarded the huge warship two days after returning.

Lan Ze continued to exercise in the gym. The acting guardian zerg Hull bought a lot of fitness equipment suitable for male worms. Two months later, shallow muscle lines appeared on Lan Ze’s arms.

It’s strange to say that although his strength has been increasing and his physical fitness has been getting better and better, his muscles have not been very obvious, unlike the significant changes on Earth.

Lan Ze was a little confused, but he didn’t take it too seriously. When the familiar strength and feeling returned to his body again, Lan Ze started his first live broadcast – parkour on the roof.