Chapter 6: Should I Laugh in Line or Just Laugh Out Loud

“Her child cannot be saved, but perhaps this is the best outcome for her.

She will slowly recover from this ordeal and be reborn.

In the future, she will marry someone who truly loves her. After marriage, they will have a son and a daughter, and the whole family will live a simple, happy life.

As for her mother and husband, they will both go to prison.

Her husband will be beaten to death in prison.

Her mother will be released smoothly, but she will be old, unable to earn money, and shunned and gossiped about by neighbors. In the end, she will live a miserable and lonely old age, dying in despair.”

After saying these words, Shen Chujin felt a faint spiritual energy flow into her body.

She knew this was the energy of merit.

She glanced at her right wrist, where there was a life line only she could see.

When she first came to this world, the life line was only a tiny fragment left, and it was gradually shrinking over time.

After she married Shi Yi, tied by the bond of fate, the life line suddenly lengthened significantly, and every day at midnight, it would replenish the life force lost the day before.

So, as long as she and Shi Yi didn’t divorce, she didn’t need to worry about her life line reaching zero.

But she knew Shi Yi was resistant to this marriage.

Therefore, she had to accumulate merit energy within this year to keep extending her life line.

Even if they divorced after a year, she wouldn’t have to worry about dying.

Just now, when that merit energy entered her body, she felt her life line jump up a little bit — really just a tiny bit, about the length of a small fingernail.

This… is a heavy and long task ahead…

【Sapling: So satisfying! This is the scumbags’ ending, truly heartening!】

【User098765: Woohoo, that’s so great! Knowing the girl will be okay makes me so happy! She went through all the suffering first, and now only sweetness remains. Blessings!】

【Orange: Actually, I was skeptical all along, but when the girl started bleeding and the police and doctors arrived, I suddenly realized this was all real! So the streamer really predicted everything correctly!】

【One and a Half Moons: Ahhhhh! Streamer, I love you! You’re beautiful, kind, and amazing. Fortunately, you called the police early. I’m going to be your fan!】

【Annoyed: Hah, it was just a coincidence. And you all believe that!】

I’m Going To Lie Down and follow the streamer.

Orange follows the streamer.

Orange sends a pot of green plants.

I Don’t Have A Partner, Help Me First follows the streamer.

Qin, Are You There? shared the live stream.

One and a Half Moons shared the live stream.

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At this moment, the number of online viewers has already surpassed one thousand and is still rising.

For a newcomer’s first live stream, this is incredible.

Especially since metaphysical live streams are a niche category.

Soon, the second caller appeared on the screen.

He was a young man about 25 or 26 years old.

He had short, messy hair, looking like he just woke up.

As soon as the call connected, he anxiously said, “Streamer, please save me!”

【Favorite Yun Xiaoxiao Baby: Why does this young man look like he’s seen a ghost?】

【jump, take a poop: What happened to him?】

Qian Zhonglei looked at Shen Chujin and hurriedly told her his story.

Last night, after working all day, he came home.

He washed up briefly, played on his phone for a while, and then went to bed.

Just as he was about to close his eyes, he suddenly saw a messy woman appear by his bedside, only about half a meter away.

The most frightening part was that her nails were eerily long, blood was dripping from all seven orifices, and her feet were floating off the ground!

He immediately realized that he had encountered a female ghost.

He was so scared he felt like his soul was about to leave his body.

The ghost, however, seemed quite comfortable—she just stood there, holding a bag of sunflower seeds, clicking and cracking them as she ate.

Time passed by, minute after minute, but the ghost showed no sign of leaving.

Qian Zhonglei was so terrified that he dared not even breathe, shrinking under the covers and staying perfectly still.

This went on until dawn.

When the sunlight finally shone into the room, the ghost finally moved.

Qian Zhonglei was so scared he nearly wet himself, thinking the ghost was going to eat him!

But the next second, he was stunned.

Because the ghost went to get a broom and dustpan and swept up the sunflower seed shells on the floor…

And then dumped them into the trash can!

After finishing all this and putting everything back in place, she finally disappeared.

【Daily Madman: Hahaha, sorry bro, I shouldn’t be laughing, but just thinking about the scene you described makes me crack up!】

【Monkey on the Mountain with a Butt Like a Peach: A ghost eating sunflower seeds? Dude, that sounds way too fake…】

【Left Hug Thanks, Right Hug Shen in Arms Wei Ying: The ghost said ‘I’m happy to eat sunflower seeds while absorbing fear as nourishment,’ hehe…】

【Don’t Try to Stop Me from Reading Novels: Haha~ slacking off at work eating seeds, cleaning up ghosts after work.】

【Xiao Xuan Doesn’t Like Scallions: Such a clean and diligent ghost, I want to live with her!】

【Chicken Meat Loli in Leather Pants: Whoa, upstairs has some wild taste!】

【No Fish: Code of the Jianghu: Don’t attack people under the covers.】

【Romantic Funeral: Isn’t that what your wife looks like after removing her makeup?】

As the saying goes, human joys and sorrows have always been different.

While Qian Zhonglei was still worried and hadn’t yet recovered from his fear, the online viewers had already found amusement in the situation.

He gritted his teeth and said, “I’m not lying! Every single word is true! Also, I don’t have a wife or a girlfriend!”

He really didn’t understand why the viewers were laughing — this was clearly terrifying, wasn’t it?

He was nearly scared to death!

His hands and feet were still trembling.

【Romantic Funeral: So you’re a lonely single dog~ Alright then, no problem.】

Qian Zhonglei: …

“Host, what exactly does that ghost want? I don’t even know her.”

He looked at Shen Chujin again with a pitiful expression.

Shen Chujin glanced at his face — dark circles under his eyes and a faint layer of black aura swirling around him.

This was definitely a sign of a ghost encounter.

“Did anything strange happen to you yesterday during the day? Or did you bring home something that didn’t belong to you?” Shen Chujin asked.

Qian Zhonglei paused for a moment.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

“On my way home last night, I saw a pretty little gourd by the roadside, so I…”

The camera suddenly began to shake.

Then, a small dark brown gourd appeared in the frame, about wrist-sized.

“This is it!”

“I thought it looked nice and wanted to take it home as decoration. Could it be…” He widened his eyes, “Could the ghost actually be inside this gourd?!”

Shen Chujin nodded.

“Exactly.”

“Plop!”

As soon as she finished speaking, Qian Zhonglei quickly threw the little gourd away.

The speed of his action was lightning fast.

Because he used too much force, the gourd… broke.

Shen Chujin: …

“Actually, you didn’t have to throw it away. You just needed to remove the ghost inside. This gourd is at least a hundred years old, so it still has some value.”

Qian Zhonglei: !!!

He had broken a century-old antique!

【Sudden Wealth: Am I being immoral for laughing so loudly? But… it’s just too funny hahaha…】

【Always Crazy: I used to be quite envious, but now… brother, don’t be sad, poverty is our nature, just keep working hard.】

【Even the Gods Say I’m Gentle: Should I laugh quietly in line or just laugh out loud? Whatever, I’ll laugh loudly, hahahaha!】

Shen Chujin glanced at his IP address — like her, he was also in the capital city.

She said, “This matter can’t be solved through the live stream. Here’s what — send me your contact details and address in a private message. After the broadcast ends, I’ll come over.”

Shen Chujin’s words immediately pulled Qian Zhonglei out of his deep disappointment.

Yes! Removing the ghost was his top priority!

“Really? That’s great, that’s great!”

He didn’t expect Shen Chujin to come help him in person.

He was so excited he almost cried.

【Hold On: Huh? It’s over already? I still wanted to see the ghost!】

Many viewers begged for the live stream not to end, wanting to see the final outcome.

Shen Chujin promised to start another live stream when she went to exorcise the ghost, and only then would they rest.

Everyone praised her, saying she was a streamer who really cared about her fans.

Of course, there were also skeptics saying it was probably fake.

That ghost must have been someone hired to act in advance.

Shen Chujin didn’t respond to that.

She simply said, “Alright, next is the third divination, also the last one for today.”