The next day, the show had an interview segment planned, which is something they do at the beginning of every season.

The interview was divided into three parts: the first was a quick Q&A, the second was the “Test of Love,” and the third was drawing each other’s impression of how they see each other.

The interview started in their little bamboo house.

Just as they and the host sat down, the indoor speaker suddenly chimed, “Ding! Live broadcast starting.”

“…This production team really knows how to stir things up.”

Quick Q&A:

Host: “Who chased who?”

Zhan Qingyue: “I chased her.”

Ning Qiuxiu: “I think I chased him.”

“…” The first question already caused a disagreement.

The host tried not to laugh, “So, who really chased who?”

Since it was a quick Q&A, Ning Qiuqiu’s response was too direct.

She automatically interpreted “who chased who” as “who made the first move,” which was definitely her.

After all, she insisted on marrying Zhan Qingyue even when he was still in a coma, so her first reaction was that she chased him.

“I played the long game, slowly warming her up for months. She didn’t even realize it until she was so hooked that she thought she was the one chasing me,” Zhan Qingyue said.

Audience: “Ewwww—”

Qiuxiu, you’re so naive and sweet!

Faced with this slander, Ning Qiuxiu could only tearfully accept it.

Second question:

Host: “What do you find most attractive about each other?”

Zhan Qingyue: “Her personality.”

Ning Qiuxiu: “Everything.”

The chat was filled with laughter.

Zhan Qingyue gave Ning Qiuxiu a look.

Third question:

Host: “How many kids do you want in the future?”

Ning Qiuxiu: “Two.”

Zhan Qingyue: “However many Qiuqiu wants to have is fine.”

Host and audience: “…”

This might be the most out-of-sync couple we’ve seen so far.

Fourth question:

Host: “Describe each other as an animal.”

Ning Qiuqiu: “Silkie chicken.”

Zhan Qingyue: “Husky.”

“???” Ning Qiuxiu glared at him.

“The way you’re glaring at me now is exactly like Miaomiao (the Husky),” Zhan Qingyue teased.

Ning Qiuxiu: “…”

Audience: Haha, your dynamic is so hilarious!

The host tried not to laugh and asked Ning Qiuxiu, “So, Qiuxiu, why did you pick that?”

Ning Qiuxiu gritted here teeth secretly: “Because he looks innocent on the outside but is sneaky on the inside—totally shady!”

The audience was amused by this unpredictable couple.

Watching their playful banter was more entertaining than watching typical romantic moments.

“So, Mr. Zhan, do you agree with this assessment?”

Zhan Qingyue neither agreed nor disagreed, simply saying, “Qiuxiu has always been quite opinionated.”

So, does he agree or not?

But the host didn’t dare to press further and continued, “Last question, describe yourself as an animal.”

Zhan Qingyue: “A black chicken.”

Ning Qiuqiu: “……”

Audience: LOL

Wow, this show is really creative, hahaha.

That question was spot on.

Ning Qiuxiu refused to say she was like a husky, so she said, “A cat, I think. Right?”

She looked at Zhan Qingyue.

Zhan Qingyue smiled, “Whatever you say.”

Hmph, smart answer.

The audience noticed Ning Qiuxiu’s smug look and reminded her: Mr. Zhan just said you’re a husky, remember to make him sleep on the floor tonight!

The second segment, “Love Test.”

This was a small game.

The show prepared several sets of small cards, each set having two halves of a heart. Ning Qiuxiu and Zhan Qingyue had to pick a card and see if they matched.

If their choices didn’t match, their hearts wouldn’t align perfectly.

“……” Are you sure this is a love show and not a breakup show?

Ning Qiuxiu thought they would definitely be voted the least compatible couple after this show.

The first set of cards had four vegetables: onion, broccoli, cabbage, and spinach.

If she were describing Zhan Qingyue, she’d pick onion, the black-hearted kind. But for compatibility…

Ning Qiuxiu remembered Zhan Qingyue’s nickname for her in WeChat and picked cabbage.

They revealed their choices. Ning Qiuxiu had cabbage, Zhan Qingyue had onion.

Both: “……”

Ning Qiuxiu burst into exaggerated tears, “Did you forget you nicknamed me ‘little cabbage’?”

Zhan Qingyue, exasperated by this silly game, replied, “You nicknamed me ‘black-hearted onion.'”

Host: “……”

Your nicknames are really interesting.

In the comments:

【Hahaha, I was so worried about these two, but now they seem so sweet.】

【Black-hearted onion means scheming, and little cabbage means… innocent?】

【To Mr. Zhan, Qiuqiu is just a naive sweetheart LOL】

【Their love is so different from what I imagined, but the more I watch, the funnier it gets】

【I thought it was a typical romance show, but it’s turning out to be a comedy】

The second set of cards had colors: red, blue, yellow, green.

For this pair with no chemistry, it was really difficult. Ning Qiuxiu thought for a moment and picked green.

Zhan Qingyue also picked green.

Wow, they finally got one right!

The host asked for their reasons. Ning Qiuxiu said, “Just a feeling.”

“Because I can guess how she thinks,” Zhan Qingyue said.

“!!!” Ning Q5iuqiu stared at him. “How did you guess?”

We once had a deep conversation about jealousy, Zhan Qingyue thought, but he didn’t say that. Instead, he replied, “I used my brain to guess.”

“…You’re ridiculous,” Ning Qiuxiu thought to herself.

His brother (metaphorically) felt wronged.

The third set of choices was numbers: 2, 5, 8, 0.

“…This show’s questions are really something. Which couple could guess this right? It’s all just luck,” Ning Qiuxiu thought.

She picked 0, and surprisingly, Zhan Qingyue did too.

Whoa! Ning Qiuxiu almost cried from the emotion. Maybe they were more in sync than she thought.

The fourth set was locations: living room, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom.

Ning Qiuxiu chose the kitchen, but Zhan Qingyue picked the bathroom.

No sync at all. Ning Qiuxiu complained, “Why didn’t you pick the kitchen? The most memorable moments for us in the past two days were in the kitchen!”

“…I just went with a location that had a different number of syllables,” Zhan Qingyue explained.

Ning Qiuxiu: “…”

Their thought processes were on completely different wavelengths.

Meanwhile, the chat exploded :

…

Mengmeng, who was indeed watching the livestream: “…”

You guys are really quick to connect things! Just because of a bathroom, you start thinking of… bath scenes?

And as for continuing the story—no way! If she did, Zhan Qingyue might just torture her to death.

Flat-chested? Well, she’s almost flat-chested anyway, so no big deal, hahaha.

“…If my eager readers knew what I was really thinking, they’d probably cry,” she thought.

The livestream continued.

After the “Test of Love,” it was time for them to draw what they thought the other person looked like in their mind.

Ning Qiuxiu was decent at drawing. Her skills had improved over time, thanks to her practice in drawing talismans, so she was ready to show off a bit.

What should I draw? She thought. Onions and the silkie chicken have already been mentioned, so that’s boring. I need something more creative.

Zhan Qingyue seemed to have some ideas for this segment. He started drawing on his board immediately and wouldn’t let Ning Qiuxiu peek.

So stingy.

Hmph.

Ning Qiuxiu thought for a moment, then also began drawing.

The viewers were guessing what they would draw.

【Haha, given how they bicker, Qiuxiu will definitely make fun of Mr. Zhan.】

【I bet Qiuxiu will draw a black-hearted lotus, perfect for Mr. Zhan.】

【Suddenly feel bad for Qiuxiu, living under the shadow of such a schemer.】

【Aren’t you curious what Mr. Zhan will draw?】

【LOL, you can’t predict Mr. Zhan’s thoughts, no matter how hard you try.】

…

After 15 minutes, they both finished and revealed their boards.

Everyone laughed. Zhan Qingyue had drawn a very plump bird, while Ning Qiuxiu had drawn a pig—a black-skinned pig.

Ning Qiuxiu screamed when she saw his board. The host quickly asked what was wrong, and Ning Qiuxiu said, “Look at our drawings, don’t they look like Angry Birds?”

Host: “…”

They really did.

“It seems you two suddenly have some chemistry. Let’s ask Qiuxiu first. Why do you see Mr. Zhan as… a pig?” The host tried to keep a straight face, but this couple was too funny.

Their style was truly unique.

Most people draw cute and affectionate images of their partners, but these two were roasting each other so thoroughly.

“Well, the black-skinned pig represents how cunning he is, and ‘pig’s trotters’ describe him perfectly—a big pig.”

Audience: LOL Qiuxiu, you sound so resentful. Are you really happy with Mr. Zhan?

The host nodded. “And Mr. Zhan, what about your drawing?”

“Many people call her ‘Qiuxiu.’ I think she’s too thin, so I hope to fatten her up like the chubby bird in my drawing.”

Audience: Aww! That was unexpectedly sweet.

Ning Qiuxiu: “…”

We agreed to roast each other, but you’re secretly being sweet! I don’t want to become a chubby bird, okay? Get lost!

She only wanted to be as thin as a lightning bolt.

“Wow, Mr. Zhan is so considerate,” the host marveled. “Qiuxiu, you’re very lucky.”

“???” Did you forget how he roasted me just now?

Director, I’d like to officially complain about this host’s selective memory!

After the Q&A, the two uncoordinated participants watched the host and crew leave.

Ning Qiuxiu pounced on Zhan Qingyue, shouting, “Angry Bird, launch, boom!”

Zhan “Green Pig” Qingyue was successfully knocked onto the sofa, wrapping his arms around her waist.

He laughed, “If you kill me, there’ll be no one to make lunch.”

“Ah~” Ning Qiuxiu let out a dramatic cry, collapsing onto Zhan Qingyue. “Mission failed.”

The live stream was still on, and the audience: “…”

It seems they’ve become fans of a silly celebrity couple.