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Chapter 113: Childhood Sweethearts Are Unfair; Not Reporting Is the Privilege of the Little Green Plum

Afternoon.

Lu Xiaoxi woke up first.

She stretched cutely, revealing her fair little belly.

The girl lingered in bed for more than ten minutes before reluctantly getting up.

Sleeping next to Li Mu was really so comfortable.

Li Mu was bare-chested, and she hugged him from behind, one hand recklessly touching his body, even idly measuring the width of each of his abdominal muscles.

Unfortunately, this behavior was quickly stopped by Li Mu; otherwise, she felt she could keep touching for a long time without needing to sleep.

Before falling asleep, she asked Li Mu to turn over, but for some reason, he refused to turn no matter what she said.

She was still puzzled.

Stinky Li Mu.

Lu Xiaoxi pouted, carefully getting out of bed, and slowly climbed down over Li Mu.

Hmph, that stinky guy Li Mu, it’s so hot yet he still covers his legs with a blanket, what a big fool.

If he was going to cover up, he should cover his upper body instead.

However, she didn’t do anything, tiptoeing out, closing Li Mu’s room door, letting him sleep until he woke up naturally.

Tomorrow her parents were coming, so Lu Xiaoxi decided to clean up properly.

The diligent girl was always very proactive; once she thought of something, she would do it, and soon she had already wiped the coffee table clean and thrown away all the small trash.

While mopping the floor, Li Mu also woke up, came out of his room, greeted Lu Xiaoxi, and seeing the hardworking little girl, felt a bit bad, so he joined her in cleaning.

An hour later.

The house looked completely new.

“Can you open the window to let some air in? It’s so stuffy.”

“Okay.” Li Mu agreed, opening all the doors and windows in the room, then ran to Lu Xiaoxi’s room to help open her doors and windows as well.

Seeing the little underwear hanging on the cabinet handle, Li Mu paused for a moment, half-smiling, and helped Lu Xiaoxi put the underwear away in the cabinet, “I’ve put your underwear away, don’t let me see it again.”

“You!” Lu Xiaoxi rushed in, glaring angrily, how could she forget that her underwear was still hanging there!

Now it was all seen by Li Mu!

“I really didn’t look.”

“I don’t believe you!” Lu Xiaoxi’s face turned red as she stomped her foot.

“Then I looked.”

“How dare you say that!” Lu Xiaoxi punched and kicked at Li Mu.

“Then did I look or not?”

“Definitely not allowed to look!”

“I said I wouldn’t look, but you don’t believe me… so whatever I say, I’ll just get hit by you.”

“Just hit you, what’s wrong with that?!”

Li Mu laughed and dodged, “You’re committing domestic violence.”

“Domestic violence my foot, who’s in the same family as you!”

After a while of playful banter, Lu Xiaoxi was tired, sitting cross-legged on the sofa.

Li Mu naturally sat next to the girl, one hand quietly reaching to the other side of Lu Xiaoxi, resting on her shoulder, pulling her closer.

Lu Xiaoxi was fuming, as if smoke could spew from her nose, shaking her shoulders repeatedly, but no matter how much she shook, she couldn’t shake off his big hand, so she let it stay there.

“I’m a bit sad.” With a sigh, Li Mu seemed to age ten years, living freely, his long legs stretched straight on the coffee table.

“What are you acting crazy about now?”

“You’ve hurt my heart deeply.”

“Me?” Lu Xiaoxi pointed at herself, recalling her earlier actions; she had just scratched Li Mu’s itch and pinched his waist, they used to do this all the time, so why was he sad today?

“Yeah, you just said we’re not family, and my already wounded heart got two more wounds.”

“Two hemorrhoids?”

Li Mu: “……?”

Lu Xiaoxi stifled a laugh, bumping her forehead against this bad guy, and whispered, “Then tell me how we’re family.”

Li Mu coughed twice, pretending to be profound, speaking earnestly.

“Look, you’ve known Uncle Lu and Aunt Qin for nineteen years, and I’ve known you for nineteen years too, how can that not count as family?”

“Nonsense, saying that online would get you laughed at, you know?”

“Just say whether it’s true or not.” Li Mu didn’t care if he would be laughed at, as long as the little green plum didn’t laugh.

Even if the little green plum laughed, that would be great; exchanging a sentence for the little green plum’s smile, is there a better deal than this?

“You can only count as half a family!”

“Only half? Nineteen years, oh, wait, my mom and your mom were best friends when they were pregnant with you, so it should be even earlier.”

“Then that means it’s 0.5 of a family, can’t be more.” Lu Xiaoxi didn’t know why, but she actually started discussing this topic with Li Mu, which wasn’t even worth talking about.

Maybe it was because the person she was discussing it with was Li Mu.

If it were anyone else, this topic wouldn’t even come up.

Only Li Mu could bring up such ridiculous topics.

Hmph, she was only discussing it because she saw that Li Mu was trying to find something to talk about.

“Enough, enough.” Li Mu happily hugged the girl, wanting to squeeze the fragrant and soft girl into his body.

“What are you doing, you’re so annoying.” Lu Xiaoxi felt someone getting close to her neck, the breath warm and ticklish, and her chest was almost being pressed down; she had reason to suspect that Li Mu was doing it on purpose.

But seeing Li Mu like this, it seemed he was really enjoying the feeling of the hug.

Let him hug her, just for a moment.

“I want to report to kiss your forehead, now, immediately, right away.”

“Not allowed to kiss.” Lu Xiaoxi’s face turned red, quickly refusing.

“Then when can I kiss?”

“I don’t know, wait until I’m in a good mood one day.”

“Ah, hurry up and get in a good mood, you’re killing me.” Li Mu released his embrace, his expression exaggerated.

Lu Xiaoxi was amused, she knew that Li Mu was just pretending.

This was the super understanding of the little green plum towards the little bamboo horse.

No matter how Li Mu acted, she could see through it at a glance, she just sometimes chose not to say anything.

Of course, she believed that Li Mu was also aware of this, so Li Mu’s acting was always very exaggerated, easily recognizable.

“I’ll sign you up for idol training; you won’t even need two and a half years to debut, you’ll definitely outshine everyone.”

“I agree with your statement; if I go on TV, dressed nicely, I’ll definitely be a male charm demon, winning the hearts of 3.5 billion girls with just a gesture.”

“Pig’s mouth spouting nonsense, disgusting.”

“Wow, can you just say less if you can’t speak properly?”

Li Mu pinched Lu Xiaoxi’s face irritably, pulling it a bit and then letting go, Lu Xiaoxi’s face bounced back, shaking adorably.

“Why do you always want to kiss? You weren’t like this when you first came.”

“Want to kiss, love to kiss, willing to kiss, what’s it to you?”

“I can’t control you? Alright, you better not kiss me, and you can’t kiss anyone else.”

“Then who can I kiss?”

“Will you die if you don’t kiss?”

“Uh, heh heh.” Li Mu laughed awkwardly, quickly skipping over this topic.

Because he didn’t know how to respond to Lu Xiaoxi’s question.

He was once again left speechless by Lu Xiaoxi, not remembering how many times it had been.

Why did it feel a bit strange?

Shouldn’t he be the one taking the initiative? How did it end up that the initiative was in Lu Xiaoxi’s hands?

When they were young, Lu Xiaoxi was the one who took the initiative; now he was taking the initiative, yet the initiative was still with Lu Xiaoxi.

So it turned out he was completely at Lu Xiaoxi’s mercy.

While Li Mu was thinking about how to take the initiative back from Lu Xiaoxi, the girl in his arms suddenly became restless.

Then, he felt something wet and warm on his forehead.

“Wow, wow, did you kiss me?” Li Mu was shocked.

“I just wanted to try, it didn’t mean anything, it’s just that you, this pig head, like to kiss…” Lu Xiaoxi didn’t dare to look at him, feeling guilty as she lowered her head, shrinking into Li Mu’s embrace; as long as she couldn’t see Li Mu, he couldn’t see her.

“You can just kiss if you want, what’s with the cursing?” Li Mu chuckled lightly, suddenly having a bright idea, “You didn’t report to me, so I’ll punish you once; I have the right to kiss the little green plum without reporting once, that way it’s fair.”

“Not allowed, childhood sweethearts can’t be fair, even half can’t be fair, not reporting is the privilege of the little green plum, the stinky bamboo horse still has to report.”

Lu Xiaoxi wouldn’t let Li Mu fight for privileges.

The chance to kiss her without reporting, don’t even think about it.

Who knows where Li Mu wants to kiss?

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