Chapter 8: Feeding the Big Silly Pig

“Does this pig’s trotter rice have pig’s trotter in it?” Lu Xiaoxi leaned next to Li Mu, and because she was somewhat nearsighted, she had to bring her head closer to the phone to see clearly.

“Use your walnut-sized brain to think about why pig’s trotter rice is called pig’s trotter rice.”

“I haven’t eaten it before, so why not try this?”

“Alright, I’ll order another fried chicken.”

Li Mu quickly placed the order.

Next came the long wait.

During this time, Lu Xiaoxi’s stomach kept growling. With nothing to do, she could only awkwardly play with her toes. At home, she didn’t wear socks, and her ten small, cute toes wiggled up and down. The big toe went up while the four small toes went down. Sometimes, she exerted too much force, showing signs of cramping, and she immediately panicked, using her fingers to bend the stiff toes in the opposite direction, having a lot of fun.

Her constitution was like this; she ate a lot but didn’t gain weight, which was quite enviable. However, if she missed a meal, she felt her stomach was empty.

“Lu Xiaoxi, can you poop?”

“…… Can you poop?”

“I saw online that pretty girls don’t poop.”

“Li Mu, you’re so disgusting…”

Lu Xiaoxi felt a chill. If she could, she would not hesitate to press the nuclear launch button to bomb Li Mu, this shameless and disgusting guy.

But didn’t he just say he was good-looking?

Hmm… then let’s spare this annoying guy once; no need for a nuclear bomb, let’s use a missile instead!

A world war centered around Li Mu unfolded passionately in Lu Xiaoxi’s imagination.

Just as Li Mu was bombarded into Li Mu mud by her infinite firepower—

“Your pig’s trotter rice.”

The takeout arrived at some unknown time, and Li Mu placed her portion of pig’s trotter rice on the table in front of her.

“Thank you.” After washing her hands, Lu Xiaoxi opened the lid, and the greasy pig’s trotter, wrapped in fragrant soup, immediately attracted her taste buds.

With one bite, her little mouth was all oily.

She still felt unsatisfied and took a bottle of chili sauce from the kitchen, adding several spoonfuls until the entire bowl of rice was dyed red.

“You’ve made it spicy for me.” Li Mu, who usually liked light flavors, frowned at the smell of chili.

“Even if it kills you, it counts as eliminating harm for society.”

“Do you believe I’ll snatch your pig’s trotter?”

“I won’t give it to you.” Lu Xiaoxi protected her rice in front of her chest, like a little hamster guarding its food.

Snatching food like this, with Li Mu’s thick-skinned nature, he might really do it.

After all, Li Mu often snatched her fifty-cent spicy strips to eat!

“Then forget it, I have fried chicken.” Li Mu opened a package, and a whole fried chicken was laid out on the table, drizzled with ketchup and pepper, making it even more tempting.

“Do you want to try?”

“Is it okay?”

“Am I that stingy?” Li Mu broke off a piece of chicken butt, dipped it in some ketchup, and brought it to Lu Xiaoxi’s mouth.

“Ah~” Lu Xiaoxi opened her mouth wide and ate the fried chicken.

Her little mouth smacked; even the chicken butt tasted delicious. It was her first time eating fried chicken, and every bite was flavorful.

After finishing, she quickly took a few more bites of pig’s trotter rice.

“You eat chicken butt too?” Li Mu teased with his fingertips.

He had just touched Lu Xiaoxi’s lips, feeling soft and moist, a completely new experience.

Are girls all soft all over?

It felt like an old father feeding his adorable daughter, and he felt a ticklish sensation in his heart. It would be even better if the other party could act a little spoiled.

It was a bit addictive… should he do it again?

“As long as it’s clean, you can eat it.” Lu Xiaoxi seemed to think of something and quietly asked, “You can’t go to the bathroom without washing your hands, right?”

Heard that many boys were like this, coming out of the bathroom with dry hands.

Moreover, Li Mu was a careless lazybones, so it seemed very likely that he wouldn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom.

“Are you scared?”

“A little.” Lu Xiaoxi was just saying it; after all, Li Mu had eaten it himself, so he must be fine.

“I don’t want to eat this chicken skin; do you want to eat it?”

Li Mu peeled off a piece of crispy skin, tearing it into small bits, and waved it in front of Lu Xiaoxi.

“Fried chicken is best with chicken skin. You eat fried chicken but don’t eat chicken skin; do you have other thoughts?”

“The pig’s trotter rice is already oily enough; eating too much oil can easily make one feel nauseous.”

“Then if you don’t eat it, give it to me.”

This time, Lu Xiaoxi was clever and directly handed the bowl over.

“Uh, chicken skin and rice together don’t taste good.”

“You think I don’t know you have bad intentions? You just want to feed me like a pig and then laugh at me for being a pig, right?”

Lu Xiaoxi proudly lifted her chin, as if trapping Li Mu in her palm, everything was under her control.

Li Mu was almost scared to death.

Fortunately, Lu Xiaoxi was a big silly, guessing the wrong direction. He couldn’t let her know what he was really thinking; otherwise, he would be reported again.

“Then are you going to eat or not?”

“If you put it in my bowl, I’ll eat it.”

“Then I won’t give it to you.”

“……” Lu Xiaoxi stopped talking; she was very conflicted now.

Fried chicken, she wanted to eat.

But to eat fried chicken, she had to accept Li Mu’s feeding, and who knows, she might even be laughed at by Li Mu for being a pig.

Lu Xiaoxi’s conflicted little expression amused Li Mu. He didn’t want to tease her anymore, so he put all the chicken skin into her bowl. When he fed her the chicken butt earlier, Li Mu hadn’t worn gloves. Now that he had lost the desire to feed, he finally cleaned his hands and put on gloves.

Receiving the fried chicken skin, Lu Xiaoxi became happy again, quickly finishing her rice, licking her lips, still wanting more, and turned her gaze toward Li Mu’s fried chicken.

Being stared at by such intense eyes, Li Mu found the rice he was eating no longer appetizing. Reluctantly, he broke off a piece of chicken leg and brought it to Lu Xiaoxi’s mouth.

After a whole meal, he was quite full, but he had fed most of the fried chicken to Lu Xiaoxi, feeling a bit of a loss. He must eat Lu Xiaoxi’s snacks to make up for it in the future.

“Since you let me eat fried chicken, I’ll let you have some fruit.” Lu Xiaoxi had bought some green grapes last night, and they looked clean.

She picked one, imitating how to do it, and stretched it in front of Li Mu’s mouth.

The obedient girl also had a scheming heart; she wanted to feed Li Mu and then laugh at him for being a big silly pig!

“I don’t want to eat.”

“I just washed it.”

Lu Xiaoxi’s eyebrows curved. She had planned to save it for later to eat secretly, but now she had specifically taken it out to wash for Li Mu. If he didn’t eat it, wouldn’t that be a waste?

“I don’t want to eat.”

“It’s really delicious.”

“I’m not like you, I can eat so much; I’ve already eaten enough.”

“Come on, just eat one!” By the end, Lu Xiaoxi’s tone even carried a hint of pleading.

Looking at the little one approaching him, her intentions written all over her face, Li Mu found it somewhat amusing.

How had he never noticed how cute Lu Xiaoxi was before? Whether in her actions, words, or appearance, she was naturally adorable, without a hint of pretentiousness.

“Then I’ll reluctantly eat one.”

Li Mu picked a grape, tossed it into the air, and accurately caught it in his mouth, he wouldn’t be silly enough to eat the one in Lu Xiaoxi’s hand.

Lu Xiaoxi got anxious; she put the plate behind her and reached her little hand forward, “Eat another one!”

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