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Prometheus was stunned for a few seconds after being called “Blind Grandpa.” He looked at Gu Rong’s innocent and bewildered little face, snorted coldly, and turned to leave.
What a rude little ghost!
Prometheus walked among the patients with his hands behind his back, like a dean supervising students.
The nun and Lin Xuezhu couldn’t help but smile.
Only Jessie was breaking down and crushing pillars, having already crushed five.
Prometheus walked past Jessie, his eyeless face turned towards him, and said matter-of-factly, “Six pillars. Clean the library for six days.”
Jessie blew his beard and glared: “Where are there six pillars?”
Prometheus, true to his near-omniscience, said, “There’s another one at the library entrance.”
Jessie: “…”
Jessie’s bristles stood on end, and he puffed out two thick streams of air from his nostrils, looking like a bear on the verge of rage.
He took out the bristle brush from his pocket, the Key of Life dangling from the end, looking like he was about to give Prometheus a slicked-back hairdo right then and there.
Prometheus was disdainful, not afraid at all, probably thinking Jessie was crazy to even think of attacking him.
The nun said, “Enough, Jessie.”
The players were all secretly observing this.
The administrators were at odds with each other?
Hmm, maybe they could use this to get the keys.
The key in Jessie’s hand was dangling right in front of everyone as if he wasn’t afraid of anyone coveting it.
With his massive size, everyone else looked like little chicks. It would be hard to be his opponent.
However, Prometheus was a pretty domineering old man. Jessie was so huge, capable of crushing twenty of him with one punch, yet he wasn’t afraid at all.
Gu Rong also tilted his fluffy little head, looking at the bristle brush in Jessie’s hand.
Before he hadn’t been the devil’s little lackey and didn’t need to find the keys, so he hadn’t paid attention. Now, seeing the key, he pointed at it with his little hand.
Yang Chunsheng was sitting behind Gu Rong. Seeing the little cub also interested in the key, he scoffed inwardly.
He’s already hanged and he’s still thinking about the task? This little ghost is quite the actor.
006 said: [Little host, look, there’s a key on Jessie’s brush. We can find a way to steal it.]
Gu Rong patted his little tummy: [Zaizai scared!]
006 said: [Little host, don’t be afraid. We have the [Hanged Little Ghost] identity card. Jessie can’t see us. We can steal it easily!]
Gu Rong nodded and clenched his little fist to encourage himself: [Okay, Zaizai not scared. Big monster can’t see Zaizai!]
Saying they would steal, Gu Rong immediately used the [Hanged Little Ghost] identity card. His soul left his body, and the him sitting in the chair immediately slumped onto the table, appearing to be asleep.
The him on the table was using the [Little Mental Patient] identity card, and the wristband on his wrist was still pale purple. The wristband of his soul-form turned pale blue.
Gu Rong’s little body became somewhat transparent. He saw Big Brother put up a book to cover for his sleeping self, so Prometheus wouldn’t catch him.
But the moment Gu Rong’s soul left his body, Prometheus “looked” over here, then snorted coldly and turned to supervise the other patients, turning a blind eye.
Gu Rong dadada-ed, but he hadn’t even taken two steps when he looked up and found that the big monster was gone.
A bulky figure flashed past the corner of the doorway.
006: [Little host, Jessie went out. Let’s chase after him!]
Gu Rong immediately chased after him. His little body swayed from side to side because he was running so frantically. He even bumped into the tables and chairs along the way.
But he was in a ghost state at this moment, and his body passed directly through the tables and chairs without being injured.
Gu Rong looked back: [Huh?]
006: [Little host, don’t worry, don’t panic. Jessie hasn’t gone far. We can catch up!]
Gu Rong nodded: [Okay!]
They chased out of the library, and next to it was the chapel.
Jessie hadn’t gone far. He was currently in front of the chapel, crushing pillars, crushing one with each hand. He had already crushed a whole row.
Prometheus wouldn’t let him crush the library’s pillars, so he ran out to destroy the chapel’s pillars.
The chapel and the library were right next to each other. Father Noah was mild-mannered and never cared about such trivial matters.
The livestream chat was about to be speechless.
[I’m so done. How long is he going to throw a tantrum? Such a big guy, and he’s so fragile!]
[Father: You’re a real 6.] (T/N: “6” or “六” (liu) is internet slang for “cool/awesome”, but used sarcastically here.)
[I have to say, it’s great that Zaizai opened his livestream. Without players around, we can still see Zaizai!]
Jessie was crushing pillars on his own, not noticing that a little dumpling had appeared behind him.
Jessie was massive. Compared to ordinary adults, he was like a giant. Compared to Gu Rong, this little cub, was like a small mountain.
Gu Rong tilted his little head back. He couldn’t even see the top at a glance. There seemed to be a high wall in front of him.
Fortunately, Gu Rong was good at climbing trees. He grabbed Jessie’s ten-plus-centimeter-long bristles with both little hands, wanting to climb up to steal the key.
He had just climbed two centimeters when his little hand slipped, and he fell back to the ground.
006 was stunned and said: [Little host, what are you doing?]
Gu Rong hexiu hexiu struggling: [Climbing!]
006 said: [Little host, we’re the Hanged Little Ghost now. We can step on our left foot with our right foot and fly up. We don’t need to climb up slowly.]
[Also, I’ll buy a one-time thieving skill for the little host from the system store. You can steal what you want by tapping the other person’s body. The success rate is 99%.]
Gu Rong nodded, raised one little foot, and stepped on his other little foot. He really did step on his left foot with his right foot and flew up.
The livestream chat was dumbfounded.
Damn, what’s going on?
Zaizai flew?!
Zaizai can even fly?
[I told you, Zaizai NPC is also an NPC. How could he not have a few tricks up his sleeve? Zaizai can actually step on his left foot with his right foot and fly up. Applause [Gifts points]]
[Amazing, my Zaizai, dumbfounded.jpg]
[What is Zaizai going to do? Could it be that he wants to get the key?]
[It looks very likely. I remember that in the Mental Hospital instance, there will always be a lackey dedicated to serving the devil. Could it be that Zaizai got the [Devil’s Lackey] identity card?]
[Don’t scare me. If he can’t complete the task, he’ll be permanently enslaved by the devil QAQ]
Gu Rong flew up by stepping on his left foot with his right foot. He was surprised, his eyes wide, his little face full of joy, his two short little arms flapping in the air.
Zaizai flew!
Gu Rong first flew to Jessie’s chest level, patted his chest with his little hand, and successfully got the bristle brush from his pocket.
Then, he stepped on his right foot again and flew to the top of Jessie’s head, landing firmly on it.
Standing high and seeing far, Gu Rong’s vision, which had previously been very limited, suddenly became exceptionally wide. His eyes were sparkling, filled with wonder.
However, the next moment, a large hand reached out, grabbed his little body directly and took him down.
Before Gu Rong could react, he was lifted in front of Jessie, face-to-face with the bewildered Jessie.
Jessie: “?”
Gu Rong: “…”
006: […]
Livestream Chat: […]
Oh no, Zaizai’s been caught!
All the aunties were on the edge of their seats. Oh no, oh no, what’s going to happen?
006 was also startled. How could Jessie see the little host? He shouldn’t be able to!
Jessie could indeed see Gu Rong because he had yin-yang eyes. He could see ghosts, which was why he was assigned to guard the Black Forest in the back mountains.
There were many vengeful spirits in the Black Forest, and he had to make sure that not a single one escaped.
Therefore, at first, he hadn’t seen Gu Rong, it was just that he hadn’t seen him. When Gu Rong flew up and stood on his head, he finally noticed.
Too much fat blocking the nerves. Gu Rong climbing up his ankle bristles and stealing the key from his pocket; he hadn’t noticed at all.
Jessie held Gu Rong up in the air with two fingers, lightly and effortlessly gripping his little hospital gown.
He brought him up to his face, and looked him over, left and right, seemingly unable to understand how this little Zaizai, who wasn’t in the library reading, had suddenly run up and stood on his head?
Jessie was very concerned that Gu Rong ignored him every time and wouldn’t even call him Uncle.
He had taken a liking to this cub at first sight and had originally wanted to be the first to give him a little slicked-back hairdo. He hadn’t gotten to comb the little slicked-back hair, and he hadn’t even been called Uncle.
Hmph!
Jessie said fiercely, “Hmm? You little Zaizai, what were you trying to do?”
Gu Rong hadn’t expected Jessie to be able to see him, and he’d been caught. He was most afraid of the big monster, so his little face was pale and blank, not saying a word.
Then, Jessie saw the bristle brush Gu Rong was holding in his little hand, the red key dangling from the end.
He felt in his pocket, and sure enough, the brush was gone. He didn’t know when this bristle brush had ended up in this little Zaizai’s hand?
Seeing Gu Rong’s little bun-like face, so serious, not speaking or smiling, just expressionlessly staring back at him, Jessie was a little uncertain.
Jessie: “Did you want Uncle to give you a little slicked-back hairdo?”
Livestream chat: … speechless
Jessie didn’t think in the direction of the cub stealing the key. His beady eyes lit up.
Gu Rong’s dazed little face finally showed some reaction. He blinked his big eyes, grabbed the brush himself, and combed his own hair.
His crisp voice spoke: “Zaizai comb self!”
Jessie was even more excited and placed Gu Rong on a high platform.
Gu Rong’s little body swayed twice before he steadied himself.
Jessie laughed heartily: “I knew it, you little Zaizai wanted to comb your hair. You wouldn’t let me comb it before, but now you’re secretly combing it yourself.”
As if using his bristle brush to comb hair was a great honor.
Jessie: “Come on, let Uncle give you a good little slicked-back hairdo.”
Although Gu Rong was afraid of the big monster, he held onto the bristle brush tightly and even hid it behind his back.
The usually lively and talkative cub, faced with the big monster he feared, dared only to silently resist.
Jessie was stunned: “Hmm?”
Jessie quickly recovered, and without Gu Rong needing to make excuses, found one for him.
“You little Zaizai, you took a liking to this brush and want to play with it, right?”
Livestream Chat: “…………”
Hahahahaha, damn, burst out laughing, fam!
Jessie: “It’s not impossible for you to play with it. Call me Uncle a few times, and Uncle will lend it to you to play with for two days.”
Hearing this, Gu Rong’s eyes lit up. Despite his young age, he was very astute and obediently called out, “Big Monster Uncle.”
Jessie: “…?!”
006: […]
Livestream Chat: […]
Jessie was clearly not satisfied: “You little Zaizai, what are you calling me Big Monster Uncle for? Uncle doesn’t like it. Change it!”
Gu Rong blinked his big eyes. He then realized and found that Big Monster Uncle wasn’t actually that scary and didn’t have any ill intentions toward him.
The cub was the best at reading people’s expressions and could accurately distinguish between good intentions and malice. His fear diminished considerably, and his little expression relaxed a lot.
So Gu Rong tilted his round little head, and carefully looked at Jessie, trying to find a more fitting title.
The cub was the best at grasping the key points. He quickly found a new title suitable for Jessie and said in a clear and forceful voice, “Hairy Uncle!”
Jessie: “…………”
006: […]
Livestream Chat: […]
Just tell me if you called him Uncle or not!!
Although Jessie wasn’t too satisfied, it was alright.
At least he’d been called Uncle.
Hairy Uncle was Hairy Uncle, then!
He was probably afraid that Gu Rong would come up with an even more outrageous title.
Jessie said, “Then Hairy Uncle will lend it to you to play with for two days.”
006 said: [Little host, the deadline is dusk the day after tomorrow, at least two and a half days. Ask him if you can play with it for three days?]
Gu Rong listened to 006. He held out five short little fingers, then pointed at them, counting, then took away two, leaving three fingers up, and held them out to Jessie: “Zaizai want play three days!”
Even knows how to bargain?
Jessie: “Then call me Hairy Uncle three times.”
Gu Rong didn’t hesitate at all. He was told to call, so he called: “Hairy Uncle, Hairy Uncle, Hairy Uncle!”
Each call was accompanied by a nod, very forceful and rhythmic.
Jessie was overjoyed. He held Gu Rong up and placed him on his shoulder, preparing to take him for a stroll around the mental hospital.
Gu Rong grabbed a handful of Jessie’s bristles and was amused, giggling: “Hairy Uncle, giddy-up—”
Jessie: “??!”
Livestream Chat: “…”
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