Three years ago, Yan An, originally a cultivated Copper Coin Grass spirit, transmigrated from the cultivation world into modern society.

Not long after arriving, she had a flash marriage and divorce with Qi Yan, a rising fresh face in the entertainment industry. Along with that came the children in her belly and a thirty-million-dollar divorce settlement.

Three years later, her ex-husband, now a movie king dominating the entertainment industry, cornered her in an alley.

“I’ll give you a hundred million. Let’s remarry.”

Yan An: !!!

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One day, Qi Yan came home early and found two 3 year old kids squatting by the backyard pond, staring at a patch of Copper Coin Grass, tattling on him.

Yan Mengmeng: “Mommy, I found out that Daddy drinks lemon-infused water every day! I’m so scared… What if he soaks me in water too one day?”

Yan Kuku: “Mommy, Daddy likes eating bitter melon. Will he stir-fry me and eat me?”

Yan An: “Don’t worry, don’t worry. Once Mommy gets the money, we’ll run away. You two just have to hang in there a little longer. Your younger siblings still need money to sprout.”