I’ve come down with a strange illness. Every time I see my roommate, Lin Yufei, I have an episode. It’s a bizarre condition where I start lactating whenever I see Lin Yufei. After secretly moving out of the dorm, my symptoms improved somewhat. Just when I thought I was getting better, Lin Yufei, who had returned to the country earlier than expected, cornered me. He buried his head in my chest. ‘Why cure it? I like it very much.’