The Empress Dowager sent me to secretly investigate whether the new emperor had any hidden ailments. However, one careless moment, and I was completely taken advantage of by the dog emperor. So, with the new emperor’s gloomy gaze upon me, I gritted my teeth, supported my waist, and reported to the Empress Dowager: “Your Majesty is… very straight, straight for the entire night.”
Later, one day, the emperor held my waist thoughtfully and said, “Imperial Scholar, you seem to have gained some weight.”
Grinding my teeth, I thought to myself: “Of course, how could I not?*”
…Thanks to you, I’m now running away with the baby.