My sister has two boyfriends. I told her to split it up and share one with me. To my surprise, she actually did.

Worried that a breakup might be too harsh for a young guy, I decided to keep pretending to be my sister and kept chatting with him.

One day, I messaged him: “College entrance exams are coming up, so let’s break up.”

Right then, the law school’s campus heartthrob, sitting in front of me, turned around, his dark eyes piercing mine as he said, “Don’t break up, okay?”