I am the canary beta raised by the alpha boss. After getting pregnant, I awakened the ability to read minds. When the boss found out I was carrying a baby, on the outside he said, ‘Oh.’ But inside he was like, ‘Oh my gosh, I’m going to be a dad? Honey, just sit there and don’t move! I’ll go get you two big pig trotters!’ Me: … What happened to being cold and ruthless?