Crown Prince Li Xun of the current dynasty is betrayed and, upon waking, finds himself reincarnated as a pitiful ger—the eldest young master of the Fuchang Bo Manor, whose mother died early and whose father never cared for him. Worse, he’s just been fished out of a lake.

Faced with a scheming half-brother, a manipulative concubine-aunt, and a hopelessly biased father, the irritable prince cracks his knuckles.

“It’s been a while since anyone dared act this arrogant in front of me.”

Shen Tang, a graduate of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, finally gets a chance to retire in the body of the Fuchang Bo Manor’s eldest son. But the moment he arrives, he’s shoved into a lake.

When he wakes up again… he’s the pitiful young master’s attendant, Xiao Die.

So much for retirement.

Shen Tang: “I might just go feral right here on the spot.”

To make matters worse, his original body—the one he was supposed to retire in—has been possessed by some wild ghost soul.

This ghost, wearing Shen Tang’s retirement fund like a rental suit, proceeds to punch scumbag dad, kick evil stepmom, and beat his dog of a brother to a pulp.

Shen Tang: “…I’ve rarely met anyone crazier than me. This is new. Let’s see where this goes.”

The more he watches, the more entertained he becomes.

Soon enough, Shen Tang is gleefully tagging along behind the wild ghost, dutifully handing over knives, spears, halberds, and axes—slaughtering his way through the servant ranks.

Master and servant go on a wild rampage through the manor, fighting side by side with unmatched chemistry.

Then one day, the ghost vanishes, and Shen Tang wakes up back in his original body.

Almost as if fate is on his side, all those who had wronged him start suffering misfortune.

And Shen Tang himself is chosen as the princess’s study companion—summoned into the palace.

Oh, and he’s specifically asked to bring along his personal attendant, Xiao Die.

Shen Tang: “???”

Rumor has it the crown prince Li Xun is arrogant, violent, and tyrannical—so fearsome his name alone stops children from crying at night.

Naturally, on Shen Tang’s first day in the palace, he runs into him.

Li Xun glances disdainfully at the now-obedient Shen Tang… then awkwardly asks Xiao Die if he wants to move into the Eastern Palace.

Xiao Die faints on the spot.

Li Xun: “???”

“Why are you playing the helpless act? Weren’t you riding on my back like a maniac just a while ago?”

Pairing:

Violent Mad-Dog Crown Prince Gong × White-lotus-in-appearance-but-black-hearted Shou

Reading Notes:

1. Fictional World: This is a fantasy world with three genders—men, women, and gers. The shou is a ger and can conceive, though there will be no pregnancy scenes in the main text (possibly in extras).

2. Flawed Characters: No one, not even the leads, is perfect. Especially the gong, who has values influenced by his ancient upbringing—he’ll grow and change over time. Characters’ views do not reflect the author’s beliefs.

3. Silly Politics Warning: Due to author IQ limitations, expect kindergarten-level house politics and elementary-level court intrigue QvQ.

4. Dual Transmigration: Both the gong and the shou transmigrate, so the early chapters will shift perspectives. After things stabilize, the shou’s POV will dominate.