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The lobby of the Ireland headquarters welcomed a big boss with a kingly aura. “Mr. Gu.”
Seeing Gu Han’s sudden visit, everyone showed great respect. Gu Han’s reputation is so great that everyone, whether inside or outside the circle, respectfully calls him “Mr. Gu”, and this seems to have become a commonly accepted title.
“Mr. Gu, why did you want to come over?” Upon learning that Gu Han was coming to visit, Chen Weilin came early to wait.
“Two, one, visiting the set, and” Gu Han spoke concisely and clearly: “Advertisement.”
Chen Weilin, who had been in the upper class society for many years, immediately understood what Gu Han meant: “Mr. Gu, you have some opinions about the advertisement shot by Xixi, right?”
Gu Han nodded, walking in the territory of Ireland like an ancient emperor inspecting his own territory: “Replace the person who cooperates with Xixi with me.”
The tone was not one of negotiation or of request. Chen Weilin had expected this and soon he was enlightened. This emperor really doesn’t leave anyone any chance to touch or get close to Xixi. He wants to wrap all of Xixi under his wings and leave no chance for others.
The plot of the perfume advertisement is roughly like this: an assassin who has never had any political achievements and can complete the mission in just three days sneaks into a party to assassinate the target – a noble earl, but because of the smell of the other party’s perfume, he slowly falls in love with the young man who is the cause of all evil. He can’t bear to kill him many times within three days, and finally fails in the mission and commits suicide.
Bai Lian will play the role of the noble earl, while Ye Yan will play the killer. Many young men dressed in slaves’ clothes and gorgeous suits were leaning lazily on the sofa. Their beautiful eyes were full of sinful thoughts that tempted people to fall. Their scarlet tongues were licking the red blood at the corners of their mouths, like the sinful demon tombs in hell. Due to setting reasons, Ye Yan sneaked into the party and served as Bai Lian’s servant. He leaned over to pour wine for Bai Lian. Just as his hand touched the gun in his pocket, a pair of hands as smooth as fine jade pulled him down on the sofa. Ye Yan stared blankly at Bai Lian who was leaning on top of him.
“Irish perfume, strong love” Bai Lian raised the perfume bottle and read out the lines. He pressed it lightly, and the fragrance that penetrated into his bones occupied every inch of the air. In an instant, he overwhelmed his sense of smell, and the temperature transmitted from the place where the two people touched could burn his skin.
Strong love. Ye Yan’s mind was a little dazed and confused, and he recalled a few scattered fragments. They were all about Bai Lian’s pitiful crying, his beautiful pupils filled with tears, and the corners of his eyes that were redder than the winter plum blossoms. The more he thought about it, the hotter he felt. The seal that imprisoned his desire in his body had been burned out by a raging fire. Ye Yan suddenly grabbed Bai Lian’s waist and pushed him down, about to kiss those bright red and seductive lips, but Bai Lian dodged in time, and the kiss only landed on his face.
The camera flew away and broke into pieces.
“Gu, Gu Han” When the cameraman saw Gu Han suddenly appear, he was so scared that his knees went weak and he almost fell to his knees. Gu Han said nothing, staring at the two people lying on the sofa, and the temperature at the scene dropped a few degrees. Bai Lian pushed away Ye Yan’s hand that was holding his waist and hurriedly got up from the sofa.
He actually felt shamefully guilty for being left in bed. Gu Han seemed to know that he wanted to run away: “Baby, if you dare to run, add one more for each step.” Bai Lian took back his legs with a clatter, and looked at Gu Han who was approaching with tears in his eyes, pitiful: “Xiao Han, this is an accident.”
There was a suffocating depth in Gu Han’s eyes. He stretched out his hand and accurately covered the place where Bai Lian had just been kissed. Even if he was angry, he controlled the strength within the range that Bai Lian could bear: “Baby, this is not an accident, he just wants to kiss you.”
He moved his fingers to Bai Lian’s lips: “I want to kiss you.” His fingers slowly moved away and fell on Bai Lian’s neck, along the Adam’s apple to the clavicle: “I want to kiss here too.”
Bai Lian begged the system for help: “Wuwuwu, what should I do? My little Hanhan seems very angry.”
“The only way is to reach the state of unity of body and soul. During that period, one has to practice the Chrysanthemum Manual[1]taboo slang for “anus” and the other has to practice the stick technique secrets[2]refers to penis.”
Bai Lian: “Speak human language.”
“Hit him once. If one doesn’t work, hit him twice, until his anger subsides.”
Bai Lian directly blacklisted the system, wrapped his hands around Gu Han’s hands that were moving on his body, tears streaming down his face: “Little Hanhan, don’t be angry with me.”
“Silly baby, I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at myself for not keeping an eye on you and giving some people with bad intentions an opportunity.” Gu Han pulled Bai Lian into his arms, glanced at the editor-in-chief who was so shocked that he thought he had lost his ability to think, and said in a cold voice without any fluctuation: “Editor-in-chief Chen, if I see you shooting this kind of thing again, the Ireland brand will be the first victim of the Western Empire!”
Chen Weilin became more upright. He felt that he was about to be wiped out under Gu Han’s low pressure. Gu Han quickly shifted his target, his eyes piercing at Ye Yan like an ice blade: “And Ye Yan, right? Who gave you the courage!”
“Mr. Gu, this is how the advertising drama is arranged. It’s not his fault. It’s my negligence. I’ll let the people below cancel the drama right away.” Chen Weilin wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. In fact, there was no such part in the plot. He just didn’t know why the usually steady Ye Yan would suddenly become so impulsive. Instead of pointing out the advertisement properly, he actually wanted to touch Gu Han’s people and happened to be seen by others.
“Is it a problem with the plot or a personal problem? For your sake, I can let it go, but…” Gu Han’s eyes were as deep and cold as the most unfathomable dark and cold pool in the boundless abyss, as if covered with a layer of thousand-year-old frost that could swallow everything: “I hope Mr. Ye can stay away from my baby in the future, otherwise I don’t know what I will do.”
Ye Yan clenched his fists and was about to step forward to say something, but Chen Weilin reached out and pulled him away, lowering his voice: “Go away, you can’t afford to offend him, and I can’t save you then.”
Ye Yan pushed Chen Weilin away. Perhaps he was a man of luck, and he always had the courage that others didn’t have: “Gu Han, you can’t trap him. Xixi is a man with a very strong sexual desire. You alone can’t satisfy him. Only I can make him really happy.”
In this life, Xixi was known as a strong man with vigorous energy. He couldn’t be satisfied without a few little ones at a time. How many people struggled to climb into his bed.
“Ye Yan, you are crazy!” Chen Weilin tried his best to pull Ye Yan out: “What are you talking about, go!”
“I am crazy, Xixi, they can do that to you, why can’t I?” Ye Yan almost lost control and said, he was about to tear off his clothes: “I have everything they have, you…”
Chen Weilin couldn’t bear it anymore, and knocked him out with a knife: “Mr. Gu, he has a mental problem, I will take him away now.
“Wait a minute…” Gu Han’s eyes turned cold, and a murderous aura appeared: “Tell him that I will make Xixi happy, as for him, kill them one by one!”
Bai Lian is still immersed in the fear of the protagonist’s words. He stared blankly at the direction where Ye Yan was taken away, and discussed life in his heart. “System, does the protagonist hate me so much and don’t want me to have a good life? He must want me to die in bed like he did in his last life by saying that.”
System: “I don’t know what he is thinking, I only know that your bones will be cut to death one by one.”
Bai Lian screamed. Gu Han touched Bai Lian’s face: “Baby, since someone doubts that I can’t make you happy, then let’s go and try to see if you are happy. I found a very good set of props. Let’s go home and play with them slowly.”
Bai Lian was not able to withstand the power of jealousy. How could Bai Lian not know what those props were? All kinds of sex toys such as massage/feet, kneeling/eggs, nipple clamps, etc. had been stored in a cabinet by Gu Han, and they had never been used. But he was afraid that they would be gone today.
Bai Lian pouted, but this time all his martial arts could not bring back Gu Han’s conscience. Gu Han did not soften his heart because of his tears this time. He ignored Bai Lian’s punches and kicks and took the man away.
After two weeks of pleasure, Bai Lian felt like he was locked in an absurd den of brothel. Every time he reached the climax, Gu Han would ask him if he was happy. If he said yes, he would continue, and if he said no, he would still continue. To the extent that I now have a deep fear of the word happiness. Everyone knows that Ye Yan was banned because of his excessive behavior towards Boss Gu’s beloved Xixi. This act of killing the chicken to scare the monkey caused panic among the people.
Although many people had ideas about Xixi, they did not dare to act rashly, and the situation was quiet for a while. The last recording of “Food World” has arrived as scheduled. Due to Ye Yan’s withdrawal, the program team invited Lin Luoxuan to come to the show in the last episode.
This episode lasted for a week. Everyone came to Kakalisi, which is known as the kingdom of food. The first segment – Heart-beating deliciousness, in layman’s terms, is to let go of yourself and eat as much as you can, praising ginseng. This is exactly what Bai Lian wants.
Bai Lian, a foodie, plays the role of a sexy foodie. He leads six men on a journey around Kakalisi, and shows off his love with Gu Han. Of course, jealousy among the men is inevitable, especially with the new actor Lin Luoxuan, who has no idea what a fight is.
Several times, the audience sees him and Gu Han about to start fighting. In the end, Bai Lian uses his tried-and-true “crying skills” to prevent the disaster from happening. Netizens joked that the name of the program could be changed to “Xixi and His Men” or “Every Live Broadcast is a Shura Field” which would not be inconsistent at all.
The second part – the taste of emotion, each guest secretly chooses the person he cares about most and creates a dish for that person. The cameraman who followed Bai Lian saw Bai Lian struggling in front of the food shelf and couldn’t help asking: “Xiao Xixi, what are you going to do? Why don’t you ask for help?”
The cameraman had never seen such a popular and likable guest in all his years. He was simply the embodiment of all love. Be it the people working there or the six guests, none of them were willing to let this delicate boy do it himself. Whenever he wanted to do something, the others would rush over and take over. “I can do it myself, and what’s more, I want to make this dish myself and give it to someone. I’ll get a fish first.”
Bai Lian caught a carp with bare hand, and the cameraman had no time to stop him.
“It hurts, woo woo woo.” Bai Lian covered the back of his hand that was hit red by the fish’s tail, and tears streamed down his face, which made the cameraman and the audience watching the live broadcast feel very distressed.
“What’s wrong with the baby?” Gu Han always came out at the critical moment. He held Bai Lian’s face and wiped the tears on his face with his fingers: “Who bullied you?”
Bai Lian rubbed his face against Gu Han’s palm, sobbing, feeling extremely aggrieved: “Little Hanhan”
“Baby, I’ll help you teach him a lesson.”
Bai Lian pulled Gu Han to the edge of the pool and pointed at a fish in it : “It’s this fish, I want braised fish head, steamed fish tail, and grilled fish meat!”
“Baby, do you want other fish?”
“Just this one!”
Then there was a live clip of Bai Lian eating the fish that was worth one point and three points, and he was satisfied : “It’s really good ~”
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