Chapter 11: I Want to Eat You

Seeing the girl suddenly lower her head in silence, thinking of how she had been tormented by nightmares last night, suffering in pain, Yin Hanyu decided not to ask any further.

But Lin Qingyou nodded and said, “Mm, I often have nightmares…”

Nightmares where this fool risked his life to stay with her.

What had she done to deserve that?

“What did you dream about?”

Lin Qingyou suddenly threw herself into Yin Hanyu’s arms, hugging him tightly. “I dreamed of a cruise ship explosion, of being burned in the raging fire, of everyone trying to escape.”

“But you, this fool…”

Lin Qingyou looked up at Yin Hanyu, her eyes brimming with tears.

“You, this fool, ran in without a care for your own life.”

“Why did you go in? Why?” Lin Qingyou painfully pounded on Yin Hanyu’s chest, her tears soaking through his shirt. “You idiot, why did you go in?”

“You could have lived…”

For a brief moment, Yin Hanyu was dazed and confused.

Why did it feel like this scene, even though it was just a dream of hers, was something he had actually experienced?

But he simply said, “So, in your dream, I, this annoying guy, was actually so good?”

“You really are that good…”

“Idiot, it was just a dream. I wouldn’t be that foolish.”

Yin Hanyu reached out and wiped away her tears.

Lin Qingyou stared at him in a daze.

Yin Hanyu had thought his words would comfort her.

Instead, she cried even harder…

He really was that good, yet also that foolish.

He was the most foolish person in the world.

Lin Qingyou sniffled and wiped her tears, but suddenly, snot came out.

Yin Hanyu couldn’t help but chuckle. “Look at you, so dirty…”

Just as he was about to hand her a tissue, to his surprise, Lin Qingyou wiped her nose on his shirt instead. “Now it’s not dirty anymore.”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

“Lin! Qing! You!” His face darkened instantly. “Do you even know that I have a clean—”

“I know you have a cleanliness obsession,” Lin Qingyou sniffled and wiped her nose on his shirt again. “I did it on purpose.”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

Well, at least she was honest.

“You made me sad last night, so I’m getting back at you,” Lin Qingyou said fiercely.

“When did I make you sad?” Yin Hanyu felt more wronged than a falsely accused criminal.

“You just did… You just did…” Lin Qingyou glared at him. “You trust Ming Yu more than you trust me.”

“I…”

“You have nothing to say now, huh?” Lin Qingyou suddenly leaned in and bit his lips hard.

“Yin Hanyu, listen to me. You are mine.”

“You are not allowed to change your heart.”

“You are not allowed to be good to other women.”

“You are not allowed to trust other women more than you trust me.”

“You are not allowed to get close to other women.”

“Or else, I will… I will…”

“What will you do?”

Yin Hanyu looked at her with amusement, the corners of his eyes and brows full of indulgent smiles.

“I will…” Lin Qingyou bit his lips again. “I will bite you to death.”

“Hiss—” This time, she bit so hard he started bleeding. Yin Hanyu winced. “Lin Qingyou, are you a dog?”

“Hmph, now you see how fierce I am?” Lin Qingyou stared at his lips, which now had a smear of blood on them.

His already sexy lips, tinged with red, made his cold face look even more dangerously alluring.

Lin Qingyou swallowed. “Do we really have to wait until after marriage for me to sleep with you? What if I ‘accidentally’ drugged your food? Would you surrender to me then?”

“…You…” Yin Hanyu’s face turned red instantly. He pushed Lin Qingyou away and stepped back. “Lin Qingyou, have some decency!”

Lin Qingyou sprawled out on his big bed, completely unbothered.

She said, “I don’t want to be decent anymore. Life is meaningless if I can’t sleep with you.”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

“What do you want for breakfast?” he asked, trying to change the subject.

Lin Qingyou asked, “Can I eat anything I want?”

“Of course,” Yin Hanyu lifted his chin. “You think I can’t afford to feed you breakfast? Order whatever you like, Miss Lin!”

“Hehehe…” Lin Qingyou instantly perked up and looked at him. “Then I want to eat you.”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

“Lin Qingyou, what exactly is in that head of yours?” His face burned, but he still pretended to be calm.

“You,” Lin Qingyou made a heart shape with her hands against her cheeks. “My whole mind is filled with you.”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

This little brat was clearly still drunk.

Seeing that he was about to call someone to deliver breakfast, Lin Qingyou snatched the phone from his hand.

“President Yin, it’s just breakfast. No need to make such a big deal out of it. Besides…” She pushed him toward the kitchen. “I’d rather have something you make.”

Yin Hanyu looked embarrassed. “I don’t know how to cook.”

Lin Qingyou: “…”

Oops. She forgot this guy was a disaster in the kitchen.

As if afraid she’d be disappointed, Yin Hanyu muttered, “But I can cook noodles. I’ll make you some.”

“Are you sure?” Lin Qingyou suddenly glanced downward at his lower half. “Tsk tsk tsk, Yin Hanyu, you were acting all innocent just now, and now you reveal your true colors?”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

“Lin Qingyou, what kind of dirty thoughts do you have in your head?” He smacked the back of her head. “Get rid of those pervy thoughts right now!”

“Why should I? Wait…” Lin Qingyou suddenly smirked mischievously. “President Yin, if you understood what I meant right away, doesn’t that mean you also have dirty thoughts in your head?”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

Seeing his helpless expression, Lin Qingyou was in a great mood.

She swayed her hips as she walked away.

“Boss, I’m going to wash up first. I’ll come back to make breakfast later.”

But when she returned, Yin Hanyu had already cooked the noodles.

And clumsily fried two eggs.

Yin Hanyu handed her the bowl of noodles and warned her fiercely, “You’re not allowed to say it’s bad.”

Lin Qingyou happily took the noodles. “Don’t worry, even if it’s bad, I’ll still eat it all.”

Yin Hanyu: “That’s really not necessary.”

Lin Qingyou laughed even more happily.

Yin Hanyu looked at her. “What are you giggling about?”

Lin Qingyou picked up one of the oddly shaped eggs and took a bite. “I just think you’re really cute.”

“Cute?” Yin Hanyu froze mid-bite. “What did you say?”

“Cute.” Lin Qingyou repeated with a smile. “The more I look at you, the cuter you seem.”

Yin Hanyu’s face darkened. “Lin Qingyou, I’m a man. You’re calling me cute? Are you insulting me?”

Lin Qingyou: “…”

Wow, not only was this guy emotionally clueless, he was also completely devoid of romantic charm.

A total straight-laced man.

“You don’t know that ‘cute’ is the highest compliment?”

“Is it?” Yin Hanyu said. “I heard that people only call someone ‘cute’ when they can’t think of anything else to praise.”

“…Cough cough cough…” Lin Qingyou almost choked.

She quickly clasped her hands together. “I swear, I didn’t mean it like that. Heaven, be my witness!”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

She really is cute.