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After realizing what Yin Hanyu meant, Lin Qingyou quickly said,
“I’m actually really strong! Ever since I was little, I didn’t like dressing up—I liked martial arts instead. I’ve been learning Taekwondo and Sanda since I was a kid.”
“After I was kidnapped, my aunt even spent a fortune to hire an ancient martial arts master for me.”
“My master was amazing! He taught me so many powerful skills. But, of course, I also had talent…” Lin Qingyou said smugly, her eyes sparkling.
Yin Hanyu flicked her forehead again. “You sure love to brag about yourself.”
Lin Qingyou: “…”
“What do you mean?” Lin Qingyou couldn’t help but smack Yin Hanyu. “I’m clearly a young, beautiful, and invincible girl—what does that have to do with some old lady selling melons?”
Yin Hanyu rubbed his forehead. “Miss, the saying ‘a melon seller praises their own melons’ focuses on the ‘self-praise’ part, not the ‘melon seller’ part.”
Lin Qingyou: “…”
“But I was telling the truth!” Lin Qingyou sighed dramatically. “It’s just that I was born in the wrong era. If this were ancient times or a fantasy world, I’d definitely be a rare martial arts prodigy!”
Yin Hanyu grabbed a bathrobe and headed to the bathroom. Before shutting the door, he couldn’t help but tease,
“A martial arts prodigy but a dance disaster, right?”
When she was younger, her mother forced her to learn ballet.
Every jump was followed by a fall. Every fall was followed by tears.
Her cries in the dance studio were enough to shake the heavens and move the ghosts.
Eventually, even her gentle, elegant, and noble mother was so frustrated that she wanted to shove her back into the womb for a redo.
But when she learned Taekwondo, she was over the moon—practicing nunchucks every day, humming silly songs.
On the way to and from school, she bounced around like the Monkey King, and you didn’t even have to ask—she’d already be shouting,
“Monster! Where are you running? Take my staff!”
A dance disaster?
Lin Qingyou was instantly hit in her weak spot. She puffed up her cheeks and raised her fists at Yin Hanyu. “Yin Hanyu! Do you have to expose my flaws?”
“I’m just stating facts.”
“You—!”
Before Lin Qingyou could explode, Yin Hanyu quickly shut the bathroom door.
“Hmph.” Lin Qingyou made a few punching gestures at the door. “Hmph, locking the door? Who are you guarding against?”
Yin Hanyu’s voice came from inside.
“Who else but you, little pervert?”
Lin Qingyou: “…”
Who’s a little pervert?!
She just had a normal appreciation for aesthetics as a mature woman, that’s all.
Besides, whatever she saw, that was her own bad luck.
If anything, he should be the one embarrassed!
So stingy.
Just wait until they get married—she’ll strip him down every day and look all she wants.
In 360 degrees—no, 720 degrees!
Hmph.
Lin Qingyou turned around and started organizing the medical kit on the sofa.
Just then, Yin Yichen ran inside and slid to his knees right in front of her, wailing,
“Brother… Brother… I’m so sorry!”
Unluckily for him, he ended up kneeling right at Lin Qingyou’s feet.
Lin Qingyou straightened her expression. “Beloved subject, rise!”
Yin Yichen: “…”
“Who’s your beloved subject?! Who needs your love?! Gross!”
“Wow, how ignorant. Scary.” Lin Qingyou scoffed. “It’s just a term of respect. I’m not blind—why would I ever love you?”
Yin Yichen: “…”
“Are you sure you’re not blind?” Yin Yichen scoffed. “Between my brother and Leng Yifeng, even a fool would know who to choose. But you actually picked that loser. That’s worse than being blind.”
Lin Qingyou: “…”
“Who said I love him?”
“If you don’t, then why do you keep making my brother sad because of him?”
“I…”
“Shut up, Yin Xiaosan!”
At that moment, Yin Hanyu walked out of the bathroom, freshly bathed.
“Brother…” Yin Yichen immediately ran over, looking guilty and concerned. “Brother, are you okay? I’m so sorry! This is all my fault!”
Yin Hanyu frowned slightly. “How is this your fault?”
“Because I fired Gu Huai and even hit him. So now, his crazy fans have completely lost their minds.”
Yin Hanyu had long handed over full control of Shengshi Entertainment to Yin Yichen.
He was just the figurehead boss and hadn’t been involved in the company’s affairs for a long time.
But those clueless fans only found his name in the company records and came after him instead.
Yin Hanyu sat down while Yin Yichen looked like he was about to kneel again.
Boohoo, he had completely ruined his brother’s life. He was a sinner.
“Brother, I’m sorry… Just hit me!” Yin Yichen suddenly shoved his face forward.
Yin Hanyu sighed. “Get lost.”
“Brother, no! I’d rather you hit me than abandon me!”
Yin Yichen grabbed a feather duster. “No, this isn’t enough! I need to go up the mountain and cut some switches for you to use!”
Lin Qingyou twitched at the corner of her mouth, while Yin Hanyu rubbed his forehead.
What an idiot.
What a clown.
As Lin Qingyou carefully applied medicine to the back of Yin Hanyu’s head, she said,
“Yin Xiaosan, don’t cry at the wrong grave—this has nothing to do with you.”
“Ah?”
Yin Yichen, who was about to run off, suddenly stopped and turned back. “How does it have nothing to do with me?”
Yin Yichen was always quick to admit his mistakes in front of Yin Hanyu.
“I reviewed everything—this is all because of me. Gu Huai is only indirectly responsible. I’ll take responsibility first, then go deal with that dog.”
Yin Hanyu: “…”
Lin Qingyou: “…”
What a good little brother. Even did a full review.
“It really has nothing to do with you—or Gu Huai.”
“Ah?”
Yin Yichen was even more confused.
Then he glared at Lin Qingyou. “Don’t tell me you’re covering for Gu Huai just because he’s your guy? I’m telling you, even though I used to be his top CP fan, in front of my brother, he’s nothing!”
In other words, he was ready to take Gu Huai down for revenge.
Lin Qingyou was speechless. “You own an entertainment company yourself—don’t you know how the media works? Everything they report is exaggerated nonsense.”
Naturally, today’s events were all over the news.
But since everyone except Gu Huai was a private citizen, they had been blurred out or barely mentioned.
“What do you mean?” Yin Yichen was confused. He had rushed over after seeing the news.
After all, that was his brother—he recognized him despite the censorship.
“I mean, you’ve all been used. Without knowing it, you’ve become someone else’s weapon. The fans are just their shield to cover up a crime.”
“WHAT?!”
Yin Yichen exploded. “Who’s behind this?! Damn it, I’m going to destroy them immediately!”
“…”
Yin Yichen was all action—he turned and stormed off.
Lin Qingyou: “Where are you going?”
Yin Yichen: “To avenge my brother, of course! I’ll slap that bastard all the way to the Great Wall!”
Yin Hanyu: “…”
Lin Qingyou: “…”
This guy sure had a way with words.
Yin Hanyu: “Do you even know who it is?”
“Oh… right.” Yin Yichen spun back around. “Who is it?”
Lin Qingyou, Yin Hanyu: “…”
Idiot.