Chapter 81: Hypersensitive Skin

“What do you plan to do?”

“Just take it slow and investigate.” He had endured for over a decade already, so a little more time didn’t matter.

Wherever a goose flies, it leaves traces. He refused to believe he couldn’t find anything.

His revenge—he would definitely exact it.

But when Yin Hanyu returned to that deep pit once more, although he confirmed it had once been a hellish base, there was no useful information left behind.

That base had clearly been abandoned for years.

Everything that needed to be destroyed had been destroyed.

Now, all that remained was a heap of hazardous waste and air reeking of stench.

Lin Qingyou and Yin Yixuan couldn’t stand the environment. Seeing Lin Qingyou struggling to endure despite her discomfort, Yin Hanyu decided to return to the hotel.

After showering, washing his hair, and freshening up, Lin Qingyou noticed Yin Hanyu frowning and wrapped her arms around him from behind.

“Don’t be upset. How about I take you somewhere fun?”

Yin Hanyu turned around and held her waist. “Where?”

Lin Qingyou playfully said, “Just like Yin Yixuan said, Yanshan is a famous tourist spot.”

“There are so many mountains, the sky is blue, the air is fresh, and the scenery is breathtaking with birds chirping and flowers blooming.”

“The largest children’s amusement park in the country is also here. I heard that the roller coaster here is one of the most thrilling in the world. Want to give it a try?”

“A roller coaster?” Yin Hanyu chuckled. “Isn’t that for kids?”

“What do you mean for kids? Kids wouldn’t be able to handle something this thrilling!” Lin Qingyou scoffed. “They call it a children’s amusement park, but honestly, the adults have way more fun. Just like how the food stalls near elementary schools are mostly patronized by the parents picking up their kids.”

Yin Hanyu: “…”

That… actually made a lot of sense.

Lin Qingyou immediately went to drag Ming Yu along.

Ming Yu had never been to an amusement park before, and Lin Qingyou wanted her to experience the beauty of the world.

She had grown up surrounded by darkness.

But the world had its beautiful sides too.

Since Ming Yu was going, Yin Yixuan naturally tagged along.

However, he was the kind of person who needed constant attention, and since no one was paying him any mind, he kept trying to make his presence known.

While waiting in line to enter the amusement park, Yin Yixuan scoffed, “Why are we even lining up? One call from me, and the owner would clear the entire park for us.”

Lin Qingyou rolled her eyes. “Why don’t you just say that he should come out, kneel on the ground, and let you step on his back to get off the car?”

Yin Yixuan lifted his chin proudly. “That’s not impossible, actually.”

Lin Qingyou: “…”

Shameless! Ugh!

Yin Hanyu shot a cool glance at Yin Yixuan and said dryly, “So why don’t you ask someone to go to the bathroom for you and poop on your behalf?”

Yin Yixuan: “…”

Ming Yu: “…”

Lin Qingyou: “…”

Oh, my dear lord. Crude as it was, he wasn’t exactly wrong!

Yin Yixuan glared at Yin Hanyu furiously. “How can you be so vulgar? You’re a disgrace to civilization!”

Yin Hanyu let out a cold chuckle. “A disgrace to civilization? What, do you not poop?”

Yin Yixuan: “…”

“Pfft—”

“Pfft—”

Lin Qingyou and Ming Yu burst into laughter at Yin Yixuan’s defeat.

Yin Yixuan instantly turned his glare on them.

Lin Qingyou kept laughing.

Ming Yu’s smile was more subtle, but her mocking expression was even sharper than Lin Qingyou’s laughter.

Yin Yixuan looked at Ming Yu and sneered, “I thought you didn’t like to laugh. But when Yin Hanyu says something, you smile like a blooming flower? So you just don’t like to smile at me, huh?”

Before Ming Yu could respond, Yin Hanyu stared at Yin Yixuan like he was an idiot.

Yin Yixuan glared back, unwilling to back down.

Damn it, who’s afraid of who?

Is this a staring contest?

Fine, I have big eyes too!

Yin Hanyu sighed and said, “Are you a hippo?”

“A hippo?” Yin Yixuan blinked in confusion. “What do you mean?”

Lin Qingyou caught on and explained, “Hippos can go in water, but if they stay too long, they suffocate. They can’t eat the fish in the river either. When they get hungry, they go back to land, but they can’t stay on land for long because they’re allergic to UV rays. So they have to go back into the water.”

“I know that, but we’re in an amusement park, not a zoo. What does an ugly hippo have to do with me?” Yin Yixuan was still confused.

Yin Hanyu rolled his eyes for the first time ever. “It’s allergic to land and suffocates in water. It belongs neither here nor there—hypersensitive skin all over.”

Lin Qingyou simplified it further. “What he means is, you’re overly sensitive to everything.”

Ming Yu delivered the final blow. “Idiot.”

Yin Yixuan: “…”

—

After buying tickets, Lin Qingyou’s first choice was the roller coaster.

She loved thrilling rides.

But Yin Yixuan… was a bit hesitant.

He discreetly observed Ming Yu, Yin Hanyu, and Lin Qingyou.

Lin Qingyou was excited. Yin Hanyu’s face was unreadable—impossible to tell if he was nervous.

Ming Yu was also expressionless, but her eyes gleamed with anticipation.

Sensing his only way out, Yin Yixuan quietly poked Yin Hanyu. “If you’re scared, just say so.”

Yin Hanyu shot him a glance and said just two words.

“Loser.”

Yin Yixuan: “…”

Who’s a loser?! It’s just a roller coaster! Who’s afraid of who?!

—

As soon as the roller coaster started, the atmosphere turned tense and exhilarating.

And the most eye-catching thing was… Yin Yixuan’s screams.

From the moment the ride began, his shrieks echoed throughout the entire amusement park.

“Aaaaaahhhhhh—!!!”

“Aaaaaahhhhhh—!!!”

“Aaaaaahhhhhh—!!!”

His wails were downright tragic.

Meanwhile, amidst the chaos, a voice faintly cursed, “Damn it! How the hell is he screaming so much? His spit is dripping on my head!”

No one knew which unfortunate soul had been baptized by Yin Yixuan’s saliva.

As the roller coaster zoomed and flipped through the air, Lin Qingyou laughed gleefully, Ming Yu enjoyed the adrenaline rush with her eyes closed, and Yin Hanyu remained completely unbothered—still as a mountain.

Only Yin Yixuan kept screaming like a boiling kettle, an ear-piercing sound from start to finish.

Finally, the ride ended.

But Yin Yixuan had already been scared out of his wits.

Pale as a sheet, legs wobbling, he stumbled toward the trash bin.

As soon as he got close, he started vomiting violently—an absolute disaster.

Standing nearby, Yin Hanyu, Lin Qingyou, and Ming Yu all stared at him with indescribable expressions.

Yin Hanyu, entirely unsympathetic, smirked. “I called you a loser, and you didn’t believe me. Now, everyone knows—you can try to prove yourself all you want, but in the end, you’re still a loser.”

Yin Yixuan: “…”