Chapter 167: There’s Nothing Attractive About Master At All! (Fifth Update)

Ye Wenxin subconsciously leaned close until she could see her reflection in Fairy Fengya’s eyes, and only then did she feel better.

“What is ‘concussion’?” But Fairy Fengya did not focus on the mention of an affair, or Ye Wenxin’s presumptuous actions; rather, it was this new term.

Ye Wenxin did not feel like talking. She picked up Baili Mu from the cold floor, kicked the dorm room door open, and then laid her on her bed.

Ye Wenxin took off her shoes and covered her with the quilt, her actions were so practiced that she herself felt speechless by it.

“Master, can you stop knocking out my roommate next time?!”

Fairy Fengya replied quietly, “I can’t kill people.”

Ye Wenxin suddenly wanted to weep; as expected, Fairy Fengya was not normal. What part of her was an irreproachable, graceful fairy? She simply had so little emotional intelligence that people misunderstood her as an aloof, Mysterious Lady of the Nine Heavens (a deity and fairy in Chinese mythology).

Ye Wenxin’s contempt for Fairy Fengya grew stronger as she thought about it. She could only sigh and say, “I don’t mean that; can’t you just calmly walk up to her?”

Fairy Fengya frowned slightly and said faintly, “Too noisy.”

She had already been waiting here for so long; of course she heard Baili Mu’s words just now, and if it were not for Ye Wenxin suddenly mentioning some Long Qingyue and a ‘simp’, Fairy Fengya could have probably endured for a while longer.

But when she thought about the disciple she had yet to get familiar with running off with someone else so soon, Fairy Fengya reacted instinctively again.

“Uh, I can seal acupoints, Mute Point, any acupoints, I can do it. Wait, no! Once it’s undone, she really will be noisy.” Ye Wenxin remembered other lingering issues; if Baili Mu discovered Fairy Fengya’s presence, she would definitely have even more questions.

At that time, Ye Wenxin would have to explain even more, and the situation would really become very noisy.

Not only that, maybe every time Fairy Fengya came over, Baili Mu would behave like a die-hard fan; picturing this terrible scene in her head, Ye Wenxin thought knocking out Baili Mu was still for the best.

“Never mind. Just don’t come over so much in the future, Master.” Ye Wenxin finally came to a conclusion. Fairy Fengya looked straight at her, as if thinking she was talking nonsense again.

“Well, I mean, you’re my master; as a disciple, I will naturally go find you.” Ye Wenxin also felt her contempt was too obvious, so she reluctantly added.

Fairy Fengya finally looked away after this explanation. Did she imagine it? Every time she said something offensive, Fairy Fengya would touch her Cold Soul Sword.

Was it to calm her emotions, or was she feeling murderous? Regardless, Ye Wenxin had saved her own neck again.

Fairy Fengya eventually sat down, her fingers lightly tapping the tabletop. She always gave off a sense of contradiction. It seemed that even when doing nothing, she could still draw people’s attention. This kind of aura was not like the Iceborn Constitution’s deliberate influence; it was something that naturally emanated from her.

Thinking of such a perfect female lead, Ye Wenxin truly felt that it was a good thing Gu Aotian had fallen; a female lead like Fairy Fengya deserved someone more suitable for her.

Ye Wenxin’s gaze subconsciously lowered to Fairy Fengya’s lips, and recalling the taste that day, made her mouth feel a bit dry. If she had known initially that the beautiful mute she encountered in the cavern was Fairy Fengya, she would have made sure to kiss her enough to make it worthwhile.

But Fairy Fengya had stopped training, and the Qi within her body was stable, even leaning towards improvement, so Ye Wenxin thought that there would be no more chances to kiss Fairy Fengya like that again.

She feigned a sigh, wanting to attract Fairy Fengya’s attention, but Fairy Fengya just stared straight ahead, sitting upright, probably having another chat with the ‘great-grandpa’ in the necklace.

Ye Wenxin, who still did not know that the necklace was a great-grandma, let out another sigh and was ignored again.

On the third sigh, Fairy Fengya finally reacted, using that faint tone to say, “Is there anything else?”

“Master, you still haven’t told me where I can find you in the future.”

“You won’t be able to find me. I’ll just come to you,” Fairy Fengya responded, obviously not giving Ye Wenxin any chance to discover her hideout.

Ye Wenxin was even more depressed. She naturally knew Fairy Fengya had a caveman hobby and would highly likely hide in some cave in the backwoods again, so she stopped asking.

But thinking of Fairy Fengya manifesting like a ghost at any time in the future frightened Ye Wenxin. Dressed in white and walking noiselessly with a chilly air about her, of course she would be suspected as a ghost.

“Sigh.” Ye Wenxin sighed for the fourth time. Fairy Fengya’s brows furrowed slightly.

“Is there anything else?” It was the same question, but this time, Fairy Fengya finally lost patience.

“Master, I’m afraid I won’t be able to become the champion.”

Ye Wenxin adopted a strategy of retreating for the sake of progress, continuing with a troubled expression: “No matter how powerful your talismans are, I can’t rely on them to suppress my opponents every time. If this continues, I’ll definitely lose.”

Fairy Fengya nodded in agreement. “I came to discuss this matter with you.”

“Master is truly understanding.” Ye Wenxin was ecstatic, but it did not even last for three seconds when suddenly, Fairy Fengya touched her face.

Ye Wenxin unwittingly shivered at the cold hand; looking again, the other hand also went up, caressing her face.

Fairy Fengya looked very intently, as if she were using Qi to explore Ye Wenxin’s outline. Ye Wenxin got goosebumps and, feeling uneasy, wanted to pull away.

“Don’t move,” she heard Fairy Fengya say.

Although puzzled, Ye Wenxin obediently stood there, while Fairy Fengya continued to stroke her face.

This close, her fragrance was even more noticeable, and Fairy Fengya’s delicate features were magnified, her face was flawless, like a work of art. As she quietly touched her, Ye Wenxin silently waited.

“Alright, find me one of your personal garments.” After a moment, Fairy Fengya withdrew her hand, and Ye Wenxin was free again. She walked to her cupboard in confusion and took out her bellyband.

Fairy Fengya then touched her Cold Soul Sword, and Ye Wenxin, feeling puzzled, said, “Didn’t you say it had to be a personal garment? Of course, only the bellyband would work!”

Hearing this, Fairy Fengya actually reached out to take it. In that instant, Ye Wenxin suddenly regretted it, pulled back her hand, and continued, “Would my outer disciple’s clothes work? It feels really strange to give Master my underwear.”

Even if Ye Wenxin considered herself to have skin thicker than a city wall, this still discouraged her. Besides, she had no idea what Fairy Fengya planned on doing, and was scared her bellyband would be used for something unspeakable.

Like, for self-comfort.

“The bellyband will do.” Fairy Fengya was oblivious to Ye Wenxin’s shyness; she took the bellyband, put it to her nose, and sniffed lightly.

Not only Fairy Fengya, but anyone sniffing someone else’s bellyband would make one embarrassed to the point of questioning life. Yet, Fairy Fengya did just that, and with her unchanged tone, she continued, “The scent is a bit faint.”

“Um, it’s only been worn once after all. But, Master, what exactly are you planning to do?” Ye Wenxin blushed. The image of Fairy Fengya sniffing her bellyband was something she felt she would never forget in this lifetime.

What was frightening was that Fairy Fengya remained unfazed, even able to make her own comments.

“This is the Bone Transformation Technique; it can change into other forms.” Hearing that name and thinking back to Fairy Fengya’s actions just now, Ye Wenxin finally realized that the disguise techniques in this world were not as rare as she thought; they were like goods sold in a market stall.

Seeing Ye Wenxin’s weird expression, Fairy Fengya thought she was curious and said, “Want to learn it?”

“Absolutely not!”

Ye Wenxin had already learned too much disguise-related stuff; she really did not want to add another one. Fairy Fengya gave a light ‘Oh’, put that bellyband into her bag of holding, and made a gesture to leave.

Ye Wenxin was taken aback, feeling like she was being led by Fairy Fengya again. Last time she inexplicably became her disciple, and being asked to become the champion this time was even more inexplicable.

“Wait, what about tomorrow?”

Fairy Fengya’s footsteps halted again. For some reason, Ye Wenxin felt that Fairy Fengya had not even considered this question.

After about three seconds, Fairy Fengya took out a pill from her bag of holding.

“Disguise Pill. Take it tomorrow morning, and it can last for three days.” This pill was somewhat similar to the one Xiao Zhang had given her before.

But three days, three days!

“Hold on, what about Ye Wenxin these three days? I mean, can you perform my role well?” Remembering Fairy Fengya’s icy demeanor, Ye Wenxin was very worried Fairy Fengya would do strange things as her for the next three days.

Fairy Fengya seemed to have not considered this matter at all. “Do I need to?”

“……”

“Of course you need to, Master. Your disciple is currently a popular figure in the Azure Wings Sect; you can’t ruin my reputation!” Although Ye Wenxin tried to struggle, she felt Fairy Fengya would never listen to her.

“Then these few days, after taking the Disguise Pill, you’ll accompany me.” Fairy Fengya seemed convinced by Ye Wenxin’s words, and unexpectedly came up with such a comprehensive solution.

Ye Wenxin breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly felt that something was wrong. She should be escaping the fear of being chosen and dominated, instead of continuing to be fooled by Fairy Fengya.

“Master, I don’t want to be the champion; can you just let me off?” Ye Wenxin hardened her heart and desperately clung to Fairy Fengya’s thigh, begging for mercy.

However, Ye Wenxin underestimated Fairy Fengya’s patience. Fairy Fengya just frowned slightly and continued, “This is non-negotiable.”

“No, I don’t want to be the champion. I just want to be a good person and live in peace!” Ye Wenxin lay on the ground, acting shamelessly, continuing the charade she did not complete during the day.

Fairy Fengya would definitely be annoyed by her behavior. However, Fairy Fengya just squatted down and gently touched her head.

“Disciple, be good.”

For a moment, Ye Wenxin felt her heart flutter.