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As soon as President Ning received the good news, he hurried to the hospital.
On the other side, as Ning Xiaoyu lowered her head to eat, the leader of the natives was muttering something beside her.
Ning Xiaoyu nodded, murmuring vaguely.
【They have a language barrier so how can they communicate?】
【So what is the other person talking about?】
【Finally, our salted fish king come across something she don’t know.】
【Salted Fish King: What’s this? I can’t answer these words.jpg】
Just as the audience’s head were spinning, Ning Xiaoyu finally responded.
She nodded as she replied, “Tadanmu.”
Hearing what she said, the chief looked very happy and left with a satisfied expression.
【???】
【!!!】
【An absolutely unexpected turn of events!】
【Is our salted fish king so powerful that she can even speak the language of the natives?】
Seeing that Ning Xiaoyu could communicate with the other party, Sister Liu couldn’t help but say, “What’s the meaning of your word just now?”
Ning Xiaoyu was done eating and she replied casually, “Oh, it means good.”
Shen Yueyue immediately asked, “Xiao Yu, how did you know?”
Ning Xiaoyu shrugged. “When they were eating hot pot before a little boy kept saying ‘tadanmu’, so I guess he must be praising the self-heating hot pot for tasting good.”
After all, if she eats a food that tastes good, she would also keep praising it by saying, “It’s good, the taste is good.”
How can that be?
One question was answered, but there was another doubt in Sister Liu’s mind, “Sister, what did that man say to you?”
Ning Xiaoyu shook her head and said honestly, “I don’t know. I guess he’s asking me how the gruel tasted.”
So she guessed correctly?
What else could they say?!
Who would have thought that the salted fish king has a gift for languages?
The fans actually didn’t know that Ning Xiaoyu had excellent grades in high school and was among the best. Like before, if that incident hadn’t occurred, her life would never have been like it was now.
But it was not all negative.
Now she had become a female star which was the dream of many teenage girls.
———
Ning Yuwei disliked the gruel of the natives, but Mu Jiajia, who had eaten insects to the point of nausea, couldn’t take it anymore.
She and Ning Yuwei were friends, but in the face of survival, what was friendship?
She had already eaten the two compressed biscuits given by the program team. As for chocolate, it was a high-calorie food that could easily make people fat. She already has a body that was easy to gain weight and even drinking water made her look bloated.
She didn’t dare to eat chocolate casually. One must know that fans have very strict requirements on the figure of female stars. If she puts on even a little bit of weight, she would be accused by fans of not paying attention to her body management.
Having been hungry for most of the day, she was very uncomfortable right now. She had barely eaten some insects earlier but she threw them up.
Ning Xiaoyu and others could eat gruel, so she should be able to as well. Anyway, eating gruel was more palatable than eating those disgusting insects, right? Moreover, it was lower in calories than chocolate.
The most important thing was that if she only ate a little bit of chocolate, she wouldn’t be hungry at all.
Thinking of this, Mu Jiajia said softly, “Weiwei, I’m going to try my luck at Ning Xiaoyu’s side.”
Ning Yuwei smiled slightly. “You can go if you want, although I don’t really suggest it.”
Mu Jiajia was disdainful from the bottom of her heart. If Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t there, she guessed that Ning Yuwei would have put down her airs long ago. What ‘the average life expectancy of primitive humans was short and it was unhealthy to eat gruel’? That was just Ning Yuwei’s excuse.
Anyway, she had been friends with Ning Yuwei for a long time, so she could somewhat guess some of Ning Yuwei’s true intentions.
She just didn’t want to admit defeat in front of Ning Xiaoyu.
Seeing that Mu Jiajia was about to go over to the other side, Xi Rui closely followed, “I’m going too.”
Mu Jiajia breathed a sigh of relief. “Okay, let’s go there together.”
Xi Rui’s sentence seemed to turn on some switch and the other guests also stood up, saying they wanted to go as well.
In the end, the oldest guest said, “Why don’t we all go over and take a look.” See if they could get some normal food.
———
What’s happening on the other side was quickly relayed to Sister Liu by the audience.
Of the four people, only Sister Liu often watched the comments in the live stream. Not to mention Lu Jingdu, even Ning Xiaoyu never watched the live stream from beginning to end.
As for Shen Yueyue, she wanted to watch the bullet screen, but after arriving in the rainforest, she was a bit unaccustomed to the environment. She had the heart but didn’t have the energy.
Sister Liu quickly informed Ning Xiaoyu about this matter.
“Everyone else is coming to ask for food. This…… With so many people coming here at once, there won’t be any conflicts, right?”
Ning Xiaoyu nodded. “It’s highly likely to happen.”
Sister Liu frowned slightly. “Then what about us?”
After a while, Sister Liu watched helplessly as Ning Xiaoyu climb onto the trunk of a big tree that could span six people and lay comfortably on it, with a look of ‘I’ll just watch the show, they can do whatever they want’ and ‘they can ask for food together, just don’t disturb me’.
Sister Liu had an explosive expression on her face. She was always straightforward. “No, Xiao Yu, aren’t you going to do anything about it?”
Ning Xiaoyu blinked. “Do what?”
This salted fish didn’t want to do anything. She only wanted to lie down.
Just as Ning Xiaoyu found a comfortable position and was about to close her eyes to rest for a while, the long-lost love task was announced.
【Girl, their group is coming aggressively and it’s very likely that there will be trouble later. How can you forget the movie king while you’re quietly hiding? Are you just going to leave him like this? At this time, you can——
A: Say to the movie king, “Come to me, I’ll protect you.”
B: Stretch out your hand to the movie king. “Don’t be afraid, I’m here.”
C: Say to the movie king, “Come on, I’ll pull you up.”】
Since the trip to Jiangnan, Ning Xiaoyu felt that the tasks issued by the love system had become a little strange.
She couldn’t help but ask, “Did you get mine and the movie king’s place reverse?”
Did it get the wrong person for these lines?
The love system had a look of innocence. 【Did I, Girl?】
Ning Xiaoyu remained expressionless. “Didn’t you?”
The love system exclaimed, 【But it’s also very sweet like this.】
The meaning of the word ‘sweet’ was naturally different for Ning Xiaoyu and the love system.
The love system couldn’t help but sweetly say, 【Girl, there won’t be many love tasks like this one anymore.】
Ning Xiaoyu looked wary. “What do you mean?”
The love system said with a dreamy look on its face, 【Meaning, Girl, the system is about to be upgraded soon and the love tasks afterwards will be sweeter and more exciting~~~】
Ning Xiaoyu sensed a bit of hidden meaning from the love system’s words. Sweeter and more exciting? She used to knock on the door in the middle of the night to say good night, wasn’t that exciting enough?
How much excitement does it want?
The love system has the tone of a TB[1]Taobao – online shopping website customer service. 【Girl, you’ll know the answer soon.】
Ning Xiaoyu was too lazy to think about how it could be sweeter and more exciting. Anyway, her brain circuits and the love system’s weren’t in the same line.
Like she once said, she’ll cross the bridge once she gets there.
Thinking too much was useless.
She glanced at the three options again and picked a slightly normal one.
She said to Lu Jingdu, who was under the tree, “Come on, I’ll pull you up.”
Lu Jingdu’s brows rose up slightly, obviously surprised.
He was stunned for two seconds, and then said, “Okay.”
After Ning Xiaoyu pulled Lu Jingdu up the tree, Shen Yueyue expressed that she also wanted to come up as well.
However, even though the tree was large, there was no extra space after accommodating two adults. Ning Xiaoyu wanted to replace Lu Jingdu, but the love system clearly wouldn’t allow it and kept screaming in her ears.
【Love System: How can a third person be included in the love between two people?】
On the other hand, Lu Jingdu who saw Ning Xiaoyu’s expression took the initiative to say, “How about I exchange with her?”
Ning Xiaoyu really wanted to say yes!
But before she had time to speak, the love system had already predicted her action and immediately announced the second love task of the day. 【Girl, although the movie king asked this, he definitely didn’t want to be left behind in his heart.
After all, in his short life of more than twenty years, he had been abandoned by too many people.
First his father, then his mother. Even his so-called relatives were nothing but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
Do you have the heart to be a person who left him behind? At this time, you can——
A: Say to the movie king, “Don’t think too much. It’s not necessary.”
B: Say to the movie king, “The place beside me will only be yours and yours alone.”
C: Say to the movie king, “Man, I want you to stay put.”】
With a salted fish face, Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t help roasting in her heart, “Save me! It’s too greasy, really too greasy! What kind of grease barrel came up with this thing?”
【Love System: ……】
Was it that greasy?
Wasn’t it very sweet?
The love system looked skeptical about life.
Ning Xiaoyu struggled for two seconds between accepting punishment and choosing an option.
For the sake of the possibility of her father waking up from many years of being unconscious, she decided to endure it.
Ning Xiaoyu chose option A when the countdown was about to end.
As for B and C, they were just greasy as hell. What kind of cheesy domineering president stories were these from?
Only A was barely normal.
Ning Xiaoyu: “Don’t think too much. It’s not necessary.”
【Don’t think too much? This is a bit of a scumbag thing to say.】
【The salted fish king saying this with a salted fish face really makes me want to laugh.】
【Salted Fish King: Doing it against my own will.jpg】
After saying so, Ning Xiaoyu turned around neatly and using both hands, she climbed down the tree trunk. Soon, she returned to the ground from between the branches.
After her descent, she took out the insect and snake repellent powder given to her by the chief, and after scattering it on the grass, she lay down on the spot with her hands on her abdomen, assuming a peaceful posture of ascending to heaven.
Feeling exhausted after doing two love tasks in a row.jpg
The audience who saw the salted fish king’s saltiness: Hahaha.
The love system that was shocked by the host’s tactic once again: ……
It doubted its life.
How could it be like this? How could it be like this?! It has taken into account all kinds of situations, but it didn’t think that it would still make a bad move and lose to its host!
It’s true that the movie king didn’t have to leave, but the host had left! This sugar was tasteless! Not good, the system must be upgraded soon! At once! Immediately upgrade!
On the other side, President Ning finally arrived at the hospital in a hurry and met Father Ning, who was now finally awake.
References
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