Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 49

Sister Liu scratched her head, not knowing how to react for a while.

Lu Jingdu, you’re at least a popular movie king. Isn’t the way you said this a bit too frank?

It’s as if you’re a boy toy wanting to improve your life, someone who got used to asking for food and drinks. In other words, someone who got used to eating soft rice.

Are you such a movie king?

Sister Liu never expected that collaborating with 《Hi, My Friend》 would allow her to learn about the unknown side of the movie king.

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On the other side, there were many guests who envied Sister Liu.

A full course meal.

In this rainforest, even though the guest of 《Hi, My Friend》 only came for two days, it felt like they have been there for a long time. During these two days, they ate roasted insects for every meal, and now they have PTSD whenever they saw one.

If they had also taken the initiative to look for Ning Xiaoyu…… wouldn’t they have a normal meal too?

Unfortunately, there was no if. It was truly regrettable!

Ning Xiaoyu had no idea that a meal would have such a magical power. Many guests couldn’t help but complain about Ning Yuwei in their hearts. Back then, she was the one who didn’t agree to them asking for food!

———

The next day, after Ning Xiaoyu had woken up and washed, she ate some compressed biscuits. This was the last one.

Seeing Sister Liu’s eager and envious eyes, she asked, “Sister Liu, would you like some?”

Sister Liu pursed her lips. “Sister, will you not have enough food?”

“It’s all right.”

Ning Xiaoyu ate two large bowls of rice last night. Of course, other people ate more than she did. Maybe she ate too much last night, but Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t very hungry right now, so she generously shared half of the compressed biscuit with Sister Liu.

Sister Liu was sincere and enthusiastic. Ning Xiaoyu appreciates this friendly elder sister.

Sister Liu was thinking whether she should give Ning Xiaoyu something back. However, in the rainforest, supplies were really not abundant and she didn’t have anything good at hand. She couldn’t think of anything to give away even after thinking about it all night.

At this moment, she suddenly understood Lu Jingdu’s mentality a bit.

This…… It’s really comfortable to be the receiving party and have soft rice.

Especially in such a harsh living environment, the comfort level was directly doubled.

She’s kind of hooked with the feeling too.

Sister Liu ate the compressed biscuit in her hand, feeling a little emotional for a while. “Sister, you guys are going back tonight, right?”

Ning Xiaoyu nodded. “Yes.”

Sister Liu sighed. “I’m really afraid that I won’t be able to adapt after you left.”

After eating three meals a day, it would be kind of hard to suddenly go back to fending for oneself.

Shen Yueyue couldn’t help but cover her mouth and giggle.

After breakfast, Ning Xiaoyu thought that she had asked so many meals from the natives, and as she was leaving tonight, she had to say a brief farewell to them.

Ning Xiaoyu gave all the candies she, Lu Jingdu and Shen Yueyue had left to them.

She was warmly received by the natives for this gesture.

The chief invited them to stay and eat there for lunch.

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t refuse either. She thought that the other party would still give them gruel and fruits this time, but she didn’t expect that at lunch time, in addition to those, the local people also brought out a big vat.

It should be wine?

Ning Xiaoyu was a little uncertain.

The chief kept muttering something. While pointing to Ning Xiaoyu and the others to show them what was in the vat, he kept giving thumbs up, saying, “Mu, mu.”

【What does it mean?】

【Let me make a bold guess, mu must mean ‘good’.】

【It looks like the chief is constantly advertising the wine.】

The other party was too enthusiastic, Ning Xiaoyu had no choice but to follow along. “Mu, mu.”

Seeing that she think it’s good, the chief felt very happy and directly poured a cup of wine for each of them.

This wine looked greenish in color. She wondered if it was brewed with green fruits.

Ning Xiaoyu was curious about the taste of the wine made by the natives.

She was just about to pick up the wine and taste it, when the voice of the love system full of hidden excitement sounded in her ears.

【Girl, what you’re holding in your hand is a super tonic wine. Don’t look at its green and deceitful color, the effect of this wine is comparable to deer blood or deer whip, no, it’s even more potent than those.

This is the great treasure of these people. They sincerely regard you as a distinguished guest, which is why they took out all the good things from the bottom of the trunk.

It’s fine for women to drink.

But for men……

Hehe, once one drinks it, it will make them extremely intoxicated, especially intoxicated, super intoxicated.

Take it easy and rise up!

At this moment, you can——

A: Advise the movie king to drink two more, drink to his heart’s content, hehe.

B: Play drinking game with the movie king, such as lover’s shot, hehe.

C: Give the movie king a drink, hehe.】

Ning Xiaoyu: “???”

These three consecutive ‘hehe’ of the love system had an over the top greasy flavor.

Although Ning Xiaoyu disliked the love system’s sleaziness, if it hadn’t released a timely love task, she wouldn’t have known this was that kind of wine.

Looking at it from another angle, the system actually reminded her. This time, the love system was useful.

If Lu Jingdu drank this glass of wine without knowing it, then something embarrassing might happen.

Granted that Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t the one that would be embarrassed, but she knew and couldn’t pretend to be ignorant. Otherwise, she would seem like a mean person.

From the corner of Ning Xiaoyu’s eyes, she saw that Lu Jingdu had already picked up the cup containing the wine and was just about to lower his head to take a sip. She quickly chose A and spoke lightly, “Drink more, this wine is good. It’s excellent.”

The love system chimed in, 【That’s right, that’s right! This wine is indeed a great treasure!】

Lu Jingdu: “???”

He put down the cup. He gave out an “Oh?” and asked with interest, “What’s good about it?”

Shen Yueyue and Sister Liu also looked at her curiously.

【Our Xiao Yu doesn’t know how this wine is brewed, does she?】

【The gap between people is really too big.】

【Brothers and sisters, this time, I have my eyes dead set on the camera, not letting go of any clues that’s happening all around, but I still haven’t concluded any useful information. Compared with Xiao Yu, I’m just an fw[1]fèiwù – loser.】

【Fw +1】

【I just heard the chief babbling a lot, not understanding anything.】

【With little effort, Xiao Yu even know how the wine is good? Great, great!】

Ning Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up with a salted fish face, sincerely solving Lu Jingdu’s confusion, “It’s a good thing that can make a ninety-year-old man return to his youth and an eighty-year-old man feel like a newly married man.”

【???】

【!!!】

【Tm[2]shortened abbreviation of Tamade; Mother f*cker, I…… seem to have understand something.】

【Me too…… I’m f*cking cracking up!】

【So, should I say that Xiao Yu really knows what the effect of this wine is, or should I say that the effect of this wine is unparalleled? Damn it, native people, what do you think of the movie king?】

【Native people, is this how you view our movie king?】

【Our movie king…… probably don’t need this stuff yet.】

【No, really not……】

【Looking at the appearance of the chief advertising it just now, I really thought it was such a great thing, but it turns out it’s…… ahem, aphrodisiac wine?】

【Movie King: Can you be polite?】

【Movie King: Offended.jpg】

Lu Jingdu’s face stiffened.

Seeing that the task had not yet been completed, Ning Xiaoyu could only continue to press ahead. “That’s why this wine is really good! It brings people back to their prime!”

Ding——

Task completed.

Ning Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief.

The love tasks were indeed becoming increasingly cunning.

At this time, the movie king completely put down the cup with a forced smile on his face. “Then I’m afraid I’ll have to reject the chief’s kind offer.”

【I understand the movie king’s implied meaning: He’s at his prime.】

【He’s at his prime.】

【……】

【He’s at his prime!】

A row of ‘he’s at his prime’ filled the comment section and after a while, it changed into ‘999[3]symbolizes eternal love; nine stands for completeness and eternity’.

The two parties involved weren’t embarrassed, but Shen Yueyue and Sister Liu, who were listening to the conversation, looked embarrassed.

Knowing the effect of the wine, they had no idea whether to drink it or not.

If they didn’t drink…… The chief on the side was still watching them.

But if they did……

They didn’t need this stuff right now either.

Seeing that the two were entangled, Ning Xiaoyu gulped down the wine in one motion.

Anyway, the love system said that it’s okay for women to drink.

The system was still a bit trustworthy.

Seeing that Ning Xiaoyu drank it directly, the chief immediately gave her a thumbs up. “Mu, mu.”

Ning Xiaoyu also said to him, “Mu, mu.”

The chief saw that Ning Xiaoyu liked the wine and left with a satisfied look on his face.

He handed over the entire thing to them.

The leader was satisfied, but the resentment of the love system was about to overflow.

【Love Sytem: Girl, what’s going on? It’s obvious that you persuaded the movie king to drink more but why didn’t he drink a single cup?】

Just now, it had even thought of the name of their future child, but in the end, that’s it? That’s it?

Ning Xiaoyu said with a salted fish face, “I followed the task, and according to option A, I persuaded him, right?”

【Love System: This…… Yes.】

Ning Xiaoyu continued, “I keep telling the movie king that the wine is good and excellent. You even agree with me and said that I’m right, right?”

The love system couldn’t refute.

Ning Xiaoyu spread her hands. “What can I do if the movie king himself won’t drink?”

After saying that, Ning Xiaoyu looked suspicious. “Or do you think he badly needs this?”

The love system immediately retorted, 【Of course not!】 It couldn’t let its host misunderstand the movie king!

It wasn’t that……

It thought the wine would be a good catalyst!

The previous glass of spiked wine by the socialite was like the sibling of this one cup!

Once drinking this, even a saint would change.

Ning Xiaoyu shrugged. “Then that settles that.”

The love system was misled by Ning Xiaoyu once again.

It seems that, indeed…… it didn’t matter if he didn’t drink it?

Although Sister Liu didn’t drink the wine, she packed it up to take home.

Seeing that Sister Liu packed it, Shen Yueyue did so too.

Shen Yueyue explained, “I’m not drinking it but its fine as a souvenir.”

Ning Xiaoyu also wanted to pack a cup as a souvenir, but there wasn’t much wine left. The natives take this wine as a treasure and they didn’t give out much. In addition, Sister Liu said that she was in her forties. She needed it more than Ning Xiaoyu. In the end, she had no choice but to give up.

After lunch, Ning Xiaoyu casually took out her phone and glanced at it. And it was precisely because of this that she was able to know that her unconscious father, who had been in a coma for seven years, was now awake!

References

References
1 fèiwù – loser
2 shortened abbreviation of Tamade; Mother f*cker
3 symbolizes eternal love; nine stands for completeness and eternity

pocketrobbin[Translator]

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 12 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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