Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 50

Ning Xiaoyu’s mood was a bit complicated for a while. If she hadn’t been bound to the system, she would probably be ecstatic by now when she heard the good news. But she since she had the system and had a preconceived notion of this day, there was only surprise in her heart.

She was naturally happy, but her overall mood was relatively calm.

The love system couldn’t help boasting, 【Girl, look, I’m really useful, right?】

After saying so, the love system continued on, 【Your father still needs a long recovery period, however, even if he continues to do rehabilitation training, he will not be able to return to the peak state he once has. But it’s not a big problem. As long as you diligently send and feed me sugar, I guarantee that your father will become alive and well, exactly the same as before!】

【Girl, you don’t need to worry about me, no matter how much sugar you give, I can bear it!】

Facing this temptation, Ning Xiaoyu acted very calmly. All adults should be responsible for their own decisions.

Back then, she had seen the surveillance on the day Father Ning had an accident. In it, Father Ning was like a headless fly, full of panic and helplessness as he looked for the Maybach that had already driven away a long time ago.

The passing vehicles were honking crazily, but all he could think about was finding the wife and daughter who had abandoned him.

Eventually, he got hit by a car. It just so happens that the driver of the car was driving under the influence of alcohol. Both parties were at fault.

Ning Xiaoyu seldom recalled the past. Seven years have passed but Father Ning’s loved crazed appearance on the surveillance was still deeply etched in her mind. Everything was as clear as if it was yesterday.

She said lightly, “Lovesickness is intolerable.”

After saying that, she let out an “Oh”, as if remembering something, and said, “But you’re not human. That’s fine then.”

【Love System: Girl, I’m offended!】

The collaboration with 《Extreme Survival》 was coming to an end and the guests of 《Hi, My Friend》 could leave after two hours.

For most of them, this time was extremely difficult to bear. They kept looking down at their watches or mobile phones, wishing that the two hours would pass quickly.

During the previous two days, although Ning Yuwei’s group had a little friction between the members because of food, at least everyone was in harmony on the surface. However, when they were about to leave, a major incident happened to their group.

Mu Jiajia was bitten by a snake.

The snake that bit her slipped so fast that they didn’t see what kind it was. However, her wound was slowly turning black and it was estimated that it was a poisonous snake that bit her. Moreover, the toxicity might not be low.

In a place like the rainforest, the most indispensable thing was poisonous snakes and insects. And once bitten by a poisonous snake, there was a real possibility that a person would die.

Ning Xiaoyu’s group was separated from Ning Yuwei’s by a certain distance, but even though they were so far apart, Ning Xiaoyu still heard Mu Jiajia’s piercing voice, “Director, will I be alright?! Do we have any antivenom here? Do we?!”

“It’s Ning Yuwei! It’s her! She’s the one who knocked me down. That snake was going to bite her!”

The previous stability was already precarious, but after this incident, any sign of peace completely disappeared from Ning Yuwei’s group.

A major problem completely broke out when the two shows collaboration was about to end.

Mu Jiajia kept scolding Ning Yuwei loudly, while Ning Yuwei kept shaking her head, crying, and saying it’s not true.

While soothing Mu Jiajia’s emotions, the director urged the accompanying medical team to hurry over.

After all, everyone was a guest of the show.

Although Ning Xiaoyu didn’t have a very good impression of Mu Jiajia, she didn’t want to see Mu Jiajia die. She was just about to go over to check on the situation when the sweet voice of the love system came in her ears.

【Girl, there are many hidden dangers inside the rainforest. Mu Jiajia and the others used the snake repellent powder provided by the program team. By the looks of it, it’s not very effective. The antivenom prepared in advance by the program team also has a high probability of being ineffective.

However, the snake repellent powder in your hand is different. It’s given to you by the natives and it has first-class effect of repelling insects and snakes. Once you use it, you will definitely not be targeted by poisonous snakes!

At this time, you can——

A: Apply snake repellent powder on the movie king’s exposed skin with your own hands.

B: Give the movie king snake repellent powder and tell him, “I’d be worried if you got bitten by a poisonous snake!”

C: Express your determination to the movie king and tell him, “If you ever got bitten by a poisonous snake, I will definitely suck the poison out for you!”】

Seeing these three options, Ning Xiaoyu was momentarily speechless.

Ning Xiaoyu: “……”

After calming down, she spoke faintly, “Love System, do you know that you really don’t have vision?”

Mu Jiajia was bitten by a poisonous snake over there and was in a critical condition that the scene was in chaos, but at this time, the love system announced a task with the sweetest and most cheerful voice.

Wasn’t this task a bit untimely?

The love system innocently asked back, 【Ah, do I?】 But what does it matter if Mu Jiajia was bitten by a snake? It just needs to eat sugar from its CP.

Never mind.

Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t help but ponder.

She shouldn’t have bothered to discuss this issue with the love obsessed system.

It’s true that it has no eyes so just forget about it. It’s just that the tasks it assigns were too greasy!

Ning Xiaoyu said, “Have you been watching too many idol dramas recently?”

How could she do something such as sucking snake venom? Not only her, but others couldn’t do it! It’s dangerous! That’s the wrong approach! It’s something that should never be done!

If Lu Jingdu was bitten by a poisonous snake, she would absolutely and positively, never suck the venom from him.

【Love system: ……】

Without saying a word, she suddenly gave the system a knife. Its current mood was like a snowfall in June, its heart was cold.

The love system put on a mask of pain. 【Girl, how can you be so rational?! Doesn’t love make people lost their minds? People don’t seek to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but only to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day.】

Ning Xiaoyu put on a salted fish face and let out a cold “Oh”.

Love System: This chat can’t continue anymore.

Seeing that there were only ten seconds left in the countdown, Ning Xiaoyu had to look at the three options again.

No matter how she looks at it, all these options were more poisonous than the other. Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t help lamenting once again, “You really bound the wrong host.”

Even if it binds Father Ning, it’s still better than binding her, right?

If it had bounded Father Ning, it might have already lived a life of eating candy every day.

What a pity.

Thinking of this, Ning Xiaoyu expressionlessly chose option A when there were only three seconds left in the countdown.

The two sentences of B and C were too nauseating, she directly rejected them. It was impossible for her to choose those in this lifetime. In this case, only option A remains.

The love system was becoming craftier that there were fewer loopholes to exploit.

However, just because there were fewer loopholes didn’t mean there weren’t any.

Ning Xiaoyu reluctantly took out the pouch of snake repellent powder that the natives gave her from her pocket.

It was produced by the local people so it was naturally a good thing.

She wanted to take the remaining bit away since there might be some use for it in the future.

Unexpectedly, she had to use it for Lu Jingdu.

To be honest, she was reluctant to part with it.

After all, the effect of this thing was really good, and after leaving, it’s probably impossible to buy one with a better effect elsewhere.

After taking out the snake repellent powder, Ning Xiaoyu sized Lu Jingdu up. No matter when and where, the movie king’s face was always very attractive. In this dim rainforest, this face of his seemed to be shining brightly.

Noticing Ning Xiaoyu’s gaze, Lu Jingdu’s eyebrows rose up slightly. He immediately lowered his head to look at himself. Mm, the zipper of his trousers was tightly pulled up and he didn’t reveal anything he shouldn’t. There was also nothing wrong with his attire.

He raised his head and just as he was about to ask Ning Xiaoyu what was wrong, he saw Ning Xiaoyu pour a little of the snake repellent powder onto her palm. Then, she grabbed his hand with both hands, and as if rubbing salt on a pig’s trotter, directly applied the powder on his hands.

【???】

【She’s making salted pig trotter?】

【I’m dying of laughter! Upstairs, when you put it that way, it really looks like it!】

【Ahhhhh, Xiao Yu treats the movie king’s hands like a work of art! I just want to say— good job!】

【Our Xiao Yu is really unconventional!】

【Originally, such an act would make people feel ambiguous and provocative, and think that it’s a play between a man and woman, but when Xiao Yu did it, I just want to burst into laughter!】

【Movie King: This…… is so sudden.jpg】

【Movie King: Excuse me, how should I behave so that I can appear to be calm?】

After coating the movie king’s hands with snake repellent powder, Ning Xiaoyu gently slid her fingers on both sides of Lu Jingdu’s face a few times.

Applying a bit on the face was enough.

Once these two actions were done, Ning Xiaoyu immediately put away the remaining small amount of the powder.

Fortunately, Lu Jingdu was wearing long clothes and trousers, and except for his hands, his bare skin was only his face.

Otherwise, such a small amount of snake repellent powder wouldn’t be enough for him.

Ning Xiaoyu waited for a long time before she heard the belated ‘ding’ from the love system.

The love system’s imaginary face was full of doubts.

Why was it that when the other bounded hosts placed their little hands on their destined CP, pink bubbles would float in the air and the ambiguous atmosphere would directly fill the place? People would be blushing and their heartbeats would go thump, thump, thump, so loud from the excitement.

But when it comes to its host……

And what about the laughing audience?

Were they some kind of laughing freaks?

They only know how to laugh?

Obviously, they should be shouting, “It’s too sweet, it’s too sweet”.

So, what went wrong?

There was absolutely no problem with the love system’s task bank. After all, it wasn’t the only system that issues these love tasks. The hosts bound by other systems were all very sweet.

Thus, the problem could only be with its host.

So, when would its host grow up and believe in love?

At this time, the love system suddenly thought of Ning Zhen, who had just woken up, and directed its anger on him!

That’s right, it’s him! It’s because of him!

It’s because Ning Zhen set a wrong example and caused its host to hate love so much! That’s why she’s unable to understand love! That’s right, it’s all Ning Zhen’s fault!

Ning Zhen who suddenly felt a chill: ???

pocketrobbin[Translator]

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 12 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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