Chapter 7: Role Play

“That’s good! Thank goodness you came, Junior Brother. Otherwise, I wouldn’t know how badly I’d be bullied by others.”

Ye Hong Yu patted her chest, letting out a long sigh of relief.

Her forehead was covered in a sheen of sweat, beads of perspiration sliding down her face, causing Chen Yang to subconsciously swallow.

It’s strange, though. Despite not seeing Third Senior Sister for so many years, there wasn’t the slightest feeling of unfamiliarity.

When Ye Hong Yu left the mountain all those years ago, she was just a young girl. Now, she had the charm and maturity of a woman.

Her sharp and professional attire made her figure look even taller and more graceful, exuding an irresistible charm.

“Brat, what are you staring at me for?!”

“Aiyo, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!”

Chen Yang snapped out of his reverie and realized that Ye Hong Yu had walked over at some point and was pinching his ear.

“I can’t even look at you because I missed you after so many years?” he complained.

“That’s more like it.” Ye Hong Yu released her grip.

Chen Yang quickly backed off a little, grinning, “Third Senior Sister, you used to be so skinny, like a sick chicken. I didn’t expect you to be so… well-endowed now.”

“You asking for death? Stop running!”

Thus, Chen Yang ended up getting another round of beatings from Ye Hong Yu, and finally, he behaved more obediently.

After their playful banter, they returned to the CEO’s office. Ye Hong Yu sat back on the sofa with a content expression, then got down to business.

“By the way, Junior Brother, why did you come down the mountain this time?”

Chen Yang cupped his hands towards Long Hu Mountain and then smiled, “Do you need to ask? Of course, I came down to experience the mortal world.”

“The old man even asked me to marry seven wives to expand Long Hu Mountain’s family tree,” he added.

“To strengthen Long Hu Mountain and restore the glory of the celestial masters, as the number one celestial master of Long Hu Mountain, it’s my duty!”

Listening to Chen Yang’s self-praise, Ye Hong Yu rolled her eyes. “I think the so-called ‘experience’ is just an excuse. The real reason is you want to marry wives, right? Who did Master ask you to marry? Let me help you check them out. If they’re not good enough, they don’t even qualify to enter Long Hu Mountain!”

Chen Yang had nothing to hide from Third Senior Sister, so he immediately pulled out seven marriage certificates.

When he mentioned Tang Fei Er running away from the wedding, his face immediately turned sour. “This is ridiculous! I’m the world’s greatest celestial master, and this girl wants to run away from marriage?”

“Fortunately, when I left the mountain, I cast a divination. That train was fated for me, otherwise, my wife would have escaped.”

As a celestial master, everything he did was in line with destiny and the natural order.

What made celestial masters so powerful was their ability to avoid calamities and seek out fortune. By performing a divination before leaving, they could foresee both good and bad events, ensuring they were always in a favorable position.

“So, it seems that this girl, Tang Fei Er, has a bit of character. Not bad, I like her,” Ye Hong Yu said, slapping Chen Yang on the shoulder, her eyes full of mischief.

“Junior Brother, if you don’t bring Tang Fei Er home as your wife, just wait and see how I’ll deal with you!”

“Third Senior Sister, you say that as if you don’t know. When I, your Junior Brother, take action, it’s as good as done. Dealing with a girl is no challenge at all.”

Chen Yang slapped his chest nonchalantly.

“Stop bragging. Do you think I don’t know you’ve never been in a relationship? You just love talking big.”

“Let me tell you, there are skills to chasing a girl, especially never making her feel like you’re greasy. If you’re greasy, you’re done for.”

Ye Hong Yu crossed her arms, looking like someone who had been through it all.

“I’ve been out of the mountain for so many years, and I do have some understanding of these matters between men and women. Today, I’ll make an exception and teach you a few tricks!”

“Now, from this moment on, I’m Chen Yang, and you’re Tang Fei Er. Let’s do some role-playing, and I guarantee you’ll learn it in no time.”

With that, Ye Hong Yu quickly got into character. She hooked one hand under Chen Yang’s chin, raised an eyebrow, narrowed her eyes slightly, exuding a confident aura as she spoke in the tone of a successful person.

“Girl, you’re as beautiful as the moonlight tonight, and you’ve caught my attention!”

Chen Yang’s hair stood on end, and he had to fight back the urge to vomit, saying, “Ugh! Third Senior Sister, you’re so greasy.”

“What do you know? This is the way of the domineering CEO, girls love this kind of thing! This is the first trick I’m teaching you. Watch the second one, the warm, caring guy!”

As she spoke, Ye Hong Yu wrapped her right arm around Chen Yang’s waist, gazing deeply into his eyes. With a magnetic, broadcast-like tone, she said, “Baby, are you hungry? Want something to eat? Just say the word, even the rarest delicacies in the world, I can make them for you.”

Chen Yang grinned, “Baby’s hungry, baby wants some grandma’s milk!”

While saying this, his eyes were fixed on Ye Hong Yu and didn’t move.

Ye Hong Yu was dressed in a professional OL outfit today, with a white shirt that perfectly showcased her great figure.

Plus, with Ye Hong Yu holding Chen Yang’s waist, their bodies were nearly pressed together.

He could even smell a faint fragrance from her body.

“Gulp!”

Chen Yang swallowed, his whole face turning red like a lobster.

In this situation, if he could still sit properly without reacting, he’d either be gay or a eunuch!

Let alone someone like Chen Yang, a pure, inexperienced young man.

This isn’t teaching me how to pick up girls! This is clearly about killing me!

“Hey? Senior Sister, what’s that thing hanging on your neck?”

Suddenly, Chen Yang noticed a strange red pendant hanging from Ye Hong Yu’s neck and couldn’t help but ask.

What?

Ye Hong Yu, who had been wrapping her arms around Chen Yang’s waist and was about to continue her lesson, realized that he had suddenly stopped moving.

When she looked down, she saw his eyes wide open, staring at her body, and she became furious. Her face turned bright red, and her beautiful eyes became soft and watery.

“You little bastard! I’m trying to teach you how to chase girls, and you’re staring at where?!”