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Chapter 261: What Kind of Solution Did You Lose? The Night I Missed You

Chu Qingyue smiled sweetly and looked at Nie Chen.

An icy aura seemed to drift in the air.

Nie Chen was dumbfounded.

Last time, thinking he wouldn’t return to such a place, he had casually dismissed the madam.

Nie Chen never expected to come here on a date with the Empress, and even more outrageously, to run into her again!

“So beautiful, is this your…?”

The woman glanced at Chu Qingyue, stared blankly, then suddenly realized something was wrong.

Years of professional experience as a brothel keeper made her hurriedly try to correct herself, smiling awkwardly:

“Young lady, don’t misunderstand, I was just joking, just joking. This young master has never been here, and has never been kissed by our girls. Really, truly never kissed, do I look like someone who would lie?”

Nie Chen: “…”

This was only making things worse; at this rate, he wouldn’t be able to clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River!

“Nie Chen, do you want to explain this to me?”

At this moment, Chu Qingyue was already approaching, smiling.

“Wife, listen to my sophistry… no, listen to my explanation. Wife, no!”

A chilling, silver bell-like laughter echoed through the noisy alley.

A while later, the madam looked at the two in front of her with some confusion.

The girl before her was excessively beautiful, with delicate and soft hands.

But why did those small, bun-like fists, when hammering Nie Chen’s chest, make him cough up blood?

“Sigh, young people these days are really too wild. It’s good that I didn’t hand the girl over to him.”

The madam sighed, looking at the young couple. Although their auras were scary, their flirtatious banter showed how loving they were.

Having been force-fed a mouthful of dog food, she could only sneak away dejectedly.

…

After a long while, relying on his eloquent tongue and Ao Lan’s testimony, Although still appearing slightly pale and weak, Nie Chen finally managed to explain the general situation.

“Hmph, even if you say so…”

Chu Qingyue snorted coldly and turned around.

Although she generally understood what happened, she was clearly still a little angry, and not easily appeased.

“Wife, didn’t you want to go on a date? Where should we go next?”

“Hmph!”

“Wife, there’s a candy stall ahead, do you want to try some?”

“Hmph!”

“Wife, to be honest, I actually learned an excellent dual cultivation technique…”

“Hmph!”

It was really not easy to find the weakness of the Empress’s triple hmph. Nie Chen knew that today’s wife was not as easy to coax as usual.

“In that case, there’s only this method left.”

Nie Chen gritted his teeth and finally decided to unleash his long-hidden ultimate move.

He opened the Little Love Letter guide he had obtained from the System last time.

[Ding, detected that the Empress is in a bad mood, opening a new chapter of the Little Love Letter guide.]

Golden light flickered. Besides the previous romantic and domineering CEO-style love phrases, a new chapter was added.

“Homophonic Puns Love Letter?”

As everyone knows, homophonic puns are one of the most awkward jokes.

To this day, Nie Chen still remembered how awkward it was when a friend joked with him, saying:

“No one can stop me, except Wang Zhulan!”

“Is this love letter really usable?”

But recalling that the System’s previous effects had always been good, he decided to try it with a carrying attitude.

“Wife.”

Nie Chen looked at Chu Qingyue, his eyes suddenly becoming calm and filled with deep affection.

“Hmm?”

Chu Qingyue was about to respond with a light snort, but noticed Nie Chen’s deep and affectionate gaze.

“You… what do you want to do?”

Before she could finish asking, Nie Chen leaned in with a magnetic voice:

“Empress, yesterday I drank a solution, do you know what solution?”

Chu Qingyue: “?”

“It was the solution of missing you~”

“Are you crazy?”

However, Nie Chen showed no signs of stopping.

“Wife, yesterday I went to farm, what kind of farm? A farm of my unwavering devotion to you.”

“Stop it, how can you say such embarrassing things?!”

Nie Chen: “Babe, I went to eat noodles, what kind of noodles? Noodles of wanting to see you.”

“Wife, I went fishing today, what kind of fish? Fish that love you until death.”

“Babe, I drank wine today, what kind of wine? Wine of our everlasting love.”

“……”

It was as cheesy as it could get. Even passersby who happened to hear these words couldn’t help but shudder, looking at Nie Chen strangely.

“Pfft.”

But unlike the reactions of others, unable to maintain her coldness any longer, Chu Qingyue burst out laughing.

“How did you come up with these puns?!”

Clutching her stomach, Chu Qingyue felt her stomach ache from laughing.

The ice on her pure and beautiful face melted away.

“For you, wife, I can come up with any pun.”

Nie Chen smiled, not expecting this Little Love Letter to be so reliable.

Although puns were awkward, they also had a miraculous effect.

“Hmph, anyway, I generally understand the situation. Since you didn’t lie to me, I’ll forgive you for now.”

Chu Qingyue snorted softly, a smile playing on her lips.

“Haha, wife, you’re simply the best.”

Nie Chen gave a thumbs up.

This time, gently grabbing the Empress’s soft hand, Chu Qingyue didn’t resist.

“This Empress is not a naive little girl. No matter how nice your sweet nothings sound, without actual actions, This Empress won’t be fooled again!”

Chu Qingyue stared at Nie Chen with a hint of resentment.

“Don’t worry, I won’t.”

Although he secretly thought that the Empress was no different from a naive little girl, Nie Chen replied with a smile:

“By the way, wife, didn’t you want to go on a date to listen to music? Let’s go.”

“Hmph, let’s go then.”

Although her words sounded as if they hadn’t reconciled, her flirtatious tone was far more intimate than that of a newlywed couple on their honeymoon.

Ao Lan, who was watching this scene from the side, was stuffed full of dog food.

“Eww, so greasy.”

Recalling Nie Chen’s cheesy puns, she couldn’t help but shudder.

But she never expected that the Empress would actually fall for this!

Indeed, love between humans was too strange, something a dragon couldn’t understand!

At this moment, Nie Chen and Chu Qingyue had already walked into the Hundred Flowers Pavilion.

“Senior Nie Chen!”

Seeing Nie Chen, Xiang Ying and several Jiao Dragon Clan girls quickly stood up, their expressions filled with excitement.

Nie Chen not only saved several Jiao Dragon Clan members, but also helped to eradicate the Beast King’s forces.

He had shown great kindness to their Jiao Dragon Clan.

Seeing Nie Chen again at this moment, their emotions were filled with excitement.

“Long time no see.”

Xiang Ying leaned forward with a gentle smile.

But at this moment, she and the Jiao Dragon Clan members beside her suddenly noticed another figure walking beside Nie Chen.

“This is…”

At the same time, all the dragons felt an extremely cold, majestic, and awe-inspiring aura.

This aura…

“This is… Empress Qingyue!”

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