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Chapter 42: Oh-oh, Barbie Q.

He slept soundly for the whole night.

The next day.

Sunlight slipped through the gap in the curtains and quietly sprinkled into the room.

A shrill ring from the phone erupted.

Shen Qingxuan slowly woke up, his sleepy eyes still closed, and he instinctively stretched out his right hand

to grab the phone on the nightstand that disturbed his dreams.

“Hm?”

Shen Qingxuan let out a soft “Eh?”

He wondered why the phone felt so soft.

Still half-asleep, he thought vaguely and believed he was inside a dream within a dream.

He meant that inside the dream the phone noise awakened him while in reality he still slept.

Thinking so, he gently pinched it and muttered, “So bouncy!”

Just as he marveled at how real the dream felt, the tender flesh of his waist twisted counter-clockwise under a sudden force.

“Tss—”

The sharp pain instantly made Shen Qingxuan wear a mask of agony.

With a swish, he half-sat up.

At that moment, his eyes met those of the culprit, Jiang Yubing.

The atmosphere between them froze at the brink.

Only the phone kept ringing.

At this moment, he realized in shock that his hand rested on Jiang Yubing’s chest.

“No wonder!”

“I knew it felt that bouncy!”

Shen Qingxuan cried out inwardly that this was bad.

Jiang Yubing glared at him, huffing angrily: “Does it feel good?”

She wore a half-smile, yet her eyes brimmed with anger.

Shen Qingxuan guiltily withdrew his hand at once, coughed awkwardly twice, and forced himself to stay calm, saying, “Ahem… not bad.”

“Tss— I was wrong! If you twist my waist again it will be ruined!”

Shen Qingxuan clutched his waist and collapsed on the bed, pain and pleading written across his face while his body trembled slightly.

“Will you think again?”

Jiang Yubing spoke coldly, a hint of danger flashing in her eyes.

Shen Qingxuan secretly laughed.

The same trick again? She still wanted him to fall for it?

“Who do you think you’re looking down on!”

That day he decided to reverse his thinking, and catch her off guard.

“Good… very good.”

“Good! So you finally said what you really think, you pervert!”

Upon hearing that, Jiang Yubing’s eyes rounded in rage and she shouted loudly.

Shen Qingxuan stood there dumbfounded: “So no matter what I say I die!

Then what was the point of asking me?”

“Stop talking and accept your death!”

Jiang Yubing’s delicate brows arched sharply as she prepared to strike again.

“Ah…! Be gentle, I can’t take it!”

Shen Qingxuan’s miserable scream echoed again, his body writhing on the bed because of the pain in his waist.

Three times already this early in the morning; who could endure that?

“Miss, calm down, I really wasn’t doing it on purpose!”

Shen Qingxuan hurriedly begged for mercy.

“So you mean you did it on purpose!”

Jiang Yubing pouted coquettishly, her lips pursed slightly.

“Fine.”

He dared not open his mouth.

“Great-aunt, I’ll behave, please spare me.”

Shen Qingxuan pulled a long face and gazed at her pitifully.

“Humph!”

Jiang Yubing snorted coldly, turned her head away, and spoke no more.

“Phew!”

Shen Qingxuan secretly sighed in relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

He lifted his pajamas and looked at the bright red marks, his eyes turning slightly moist, and aggrieved tears almost spilled out.

He glanced at Jiang Yubing, who turned her back toward him.

Shen Qingxuan did not want to stay here another second.

He no longer wished to experience such sour pain again.

He endured the pain and got up from the bed, occasionally glancing at Jiang Yubing in case she ambushed him again.

He left the bed and picked up the phone on the nightstand, He paused.

Shen Qingxuan supported himself against the wall and limped out of the master bedroom.

Jiang Yubing watched his every move out of the corner of her eye.

Seeing him wobble along the wall in that comical posture, she covered her mouth and snickered, quietly muttering, “Idiot old man!”

After Shen Qingxuan left the room, Jiang Yubing also picked up her phone on the nightstand, her fingers tapping swiftly on the screen.

Moments later, she completed her task and revealed a smug smile.

……

Shen Qingxuan held his waist and moved slowly to the sofa.

“Tss—”

When he sat down, the big movement pulled the muscles in his waist.

Another wave of sharp pain swept through him.

“Damn!”

“It hurts like hell.”

“She was really ruthless.”

“If you weren’t a woman, I wouldn’t go easy on you. With that tiny frame of yours, I could beat ten of you.”

Shen Qingxuan spoke, grinning in pain as he glanced at the bedroom door.

Suddenly, Jiang Yubing appeared at the master bedroom door in a milky-white nightdress.

She radiated a cool, aloof aura and walked toward Shen Qingxuan step by step.

Shen Qingxuan went pale with fright.

He hurriedly slapped his forehead, and shouted inwardly, “You idiot, think of something!”

Jiang Yubing came closer and closer.

“My life is over~”

Shen Qingxuan sighed in despair inside.

Jiang Yubing walked up to Shen Qingxuan, leaned down slightly and gazed at him, her eyes carrying a trace of scrutiny: “What did you say?”

“I… I…”

Shen Qingxuan stammered, his eyes darting about to stall for time.

Suddenly, his eyes flashed.

“I said you have a great figure.”

Shen Qingxuan blurted it out, plastering a flattering smile on his face.

Jiang Yubing asked expressionlessly, “Are you sure?”

Although she spoke calmly, turbulent waves surged in her heart.

Her husband actually praised her figure.

That was just too hot!

Shen Qingxuan nodded.

Although he said that to placate Jiang Yubing, he still admitted that her figure really was excellent.

Her waist was slender, her curves hot, and every place that should be full was very full.

And those long, fair jade-like legs.

“Tsk tsk tsk…”

If only she were truly his wife.

Shen Qingxuan sighed.

Wait, Jiang Yubing already was his wife.

Even if the marriage was fake.

A faint smile curled at Jiang Yubing’s lips: “Seeing how sweet your mouth is, I will spare your life.”

As soon as she finished speaking, Shen Qingxuan’s phone rang again.

When he heard the ringtone, a trace of anger flashed across his face.

His resolve hardened, and his fists clenched.

He wanted to see which bastard it was.

Calling him so early in the morning, and making him suffer these baseless misfortunes.

Shen Qingxuan picked up the phone in fury, skipped the caller ID, and answered directly.

“Hello! Who are you?”

Shen Qingxuan sounded obviously irritated, impatience filling his voice.

“Your father.”

When Shen Qingxuan heard that, his anger grew even hotter, and he roared back without thinking, “I’m your dad!”

Next to him, Jiang Yubing hurriedly tugged his sleeve, trying to remind him.

Yet Shen Qingxuan was already in a rage, and now someone even called pretending to be his dad, so he completely ignored her warning.

“All right! You little brat, you have grown wings, haven’t you!”

The voice on the other end boomed, clearly furious.

Shen Qingxuan froze when he heard that, his hand holding the phone went stiff, and the dignified face of his father flashed through his mind.

“Oh-oh, Barbie Q!”

Shen Qingxuan collapsed; the end.

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