Chapter 25: She’s Dying, Give Her CPR

Su Wantang raised an eyebrow and chuckled, “Think bigger, will ya? Even if she’s fat, she’s still a woman. She’s got everything a woman should have. Isn’t that better than being a bachelor?”

The old widower thought it made perfect sense.

He’d been alone for over ten years, sleeping in an empty bed every night.

The winter nights were especially cold, and a fat wife to warm the bed would be…

Something was better than nothing!

His eyes lit up instantly. He did some stretches by the river, then hopped around a bit.

He took off his shirt and plunged into the river.

Aunt Liu was startled by the old widower who suddenly jumped down. She looked at him with lustful eyes and an obscene smile on his face.

Aunt Liu frantically pulled Pang Ya(Fatty) backwards, “You goddamn it! Stop! What are you doing! Get away from her! Don’t touch my daughter!!!”

He was already in the water, soaking wet.

A free wife was within reach, and the old widower didn’t care.

Thinking he was about to get a wife, his heart pounded, and he swam quickly towards them.

He shoved Aunt Liu aside, grabbed Pang Ya(Fatty) by the neck, and dragged her towards the shore.

A woman weighing over two hundred pounds, and the old widower dragged her ashore all by himself!

Truly, human potential is limitless.

Pang Ya(Fatty) was still unconscious, her body drenched.

Su Wantang pointed at Pang Ya(Fatty), “She’s dying, give her CPR!”

The old widower tilted his head, his face a picture of innocent stupidity, and humbly asked, “How do you do CPR?”

“Mouth-to-mouth, blow air,”

As soon as Su Wantang finished speaking, gasps could be heard from the crowd.

In broad daylight, if Pang Ya(Fatty) really had mouth-to-mouth with this old widower, her reputation would be ruined!

The old widower’s eyes gleamed even brighter. He came to watch the fun, and now this!

A free wife, and a kiss to boot!

This was the best day ever!

Aunt Liu finally climbed ashore and saw the old widower kissing Pang Ya(Fatty), blowing air into her mouth.

The sight was utterly obscene!

Aunt Liu’s stomach churned, her vision blurred, her legs buckled, and she almost fell back into the river!

After catching her breath, she roared, “You goddamn dog! Let go of my daughter! You beast! I’ll kill you!”

Aunt Liu mustered all her strength and shoved the old widower away.

The old widower lost his balance, landing on top of Pang Ya(Fatty), squeezing the water out of her lungs.

Aunt Liu saw him sitting on Pang Ya(Fatty) and felt a sharp pain in her head.

She raised her leg and kicked the old widower to the ground.

The old widower landed on his back, but his face was filled with a satisfied smile.

He had a wife!

And he’d kissed her!

Happiness came so suddenly!

Sitting on the ground, the old widower howled to the sky, “It doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t hurt, my mother-in-law kicked me, it doesn’t hurt at all, hahaha…”

Aunt Liu was furious enough to kill him.

He was old enough to be Pang Ya(Fatty)’s father!

Looking down, she noticed Pang Ya(Fatty) seemed to be regaining consciousness.

Aunt Liu squatted down and anxiously asked, “Pang Ya(Fatty), how are you feeling? Can you breathe?”

Pang Ya(Fatty) opened her eyes and saw Fu Yanci standing behind Su Wantang.

Her eyes shone with amorous light.

She felt it, a man had saved her.

That man in the water, probably seduced by her beauty, had even groped her butt.

Besides Fu Yanci, who else had the strength to pull her from the water?

Therefore, she concluded it was Fu Yanci who saved her.

Pang Ya(Fatty) sat up, her body trembling with excitement, her flesh jiggling along with it.

Pointing at Fu Yanci, she shouted, “Captain Fu, you saved me! You also touched my butt, my innocence is gone, you must marry me!!!”