Song Zhiyi had a dream. In the dream, her twin brother Song Zhiyu was a cannon fodder male supporting role in an entertainment industry novel, a super-saucy licker who ultimately falls for love.

　　After waking up, she was filled with anger. She took the character card album she got in the dream, picked up the small stool, put on the title of assistant, and followed her brother closely.

　　By the way, use the character card book to eat melons… ahem, to eliminate danger.

　　As for the celebrities’ scandals, divorces, going to jail, etc., what does it have to do with her? She is just enjoying the show!

　　*

　　In the crew, Song Zhiyi was holding a watermelon and frowned at the third male lead with his bangs lifted, showing his greasy style.

　　[Judging from this person’s face, he’s a good candidate for sewing machine^[1]in jail. Let me check my notebook.]

　　[Hiss, he’s into pornography, gambling, and drugs, and he still wants to chase my brother?! No, for my brother’s innocence, I have to keep him at a distance. Otherwise, let’s not film this drama anymore. It won’t be broadcast anyway.]

　　Man 3:……

　　director:……

　　Help! He’s been preparing for this play for four years. Change the cast… Wait, Song Zhiyu, don’t leave. Or leave your sister behind!

　　*

　　In the group variety show, Song Zhiyi still carried her small stool and ate ice cream and sat behind the monitor. Suddenly, she was stunned by the sudden appearance of the black-haired boy and almost bit the stick in half.

　　[This is an angel! Mom, I saw an angel!]

　　[If I were the boss, I would support him. Why would I support someone who lied about his age by at least five years, then went and secretly messaged fans the moment he got popular and only to crash so hard he vanished without a trace. And let’s be honest, his acting skills are lousy too, how did he join the agency in the first place?]

　　Boss: Indeed, whoever signed that person in, investigate thoroughly!

　　[So he slept with the boss’s husband. Wow, her husband is actually a prostitute outside. How exciting.]

　　Boss: …filming paused, she went to get a divorce

　　——

　　Song Zhiyu has been very active at work recently. One reason is that he has received too many invitations, and the other is that every time he gets off work, his sister will share with him the latest gossip!

　　You can’t imagine the joy of being a badger!

　　Unfortunately, the gossip couldn’t be shared freely, so Song Zhiyu could only brag to everyone he met about having a wonderful sister. Eventually, every artist in the company shies away from him. Except for one person, the emerging singer-songwriter Qi Nanfeng.

　　The two naturally became good friends, until one day, in the underground parking lot, he saw Qi Nanfeng with red eyes, being pulled by (note, by) a familiar figure with one hand on the collar and the other hand pinching the waist, and kissed against the wall.

　　Song Zhiyu’s eyes also turned red: I treat you as a brother, but you want to be my brother-in-law?