The Simple Life of Big Fool in the Mountain Village Chapter 46
The Simple Life of Big Fool in the Mountain Village Chapter 46

Chapter 46: Blind Date

Wang Dafu shook his head with a smile. He was thinking about how to use this mysterious liquid to cure diseases and save people in the future.

If he could meet a high-ranking official and save his life, he might get unimaginable rewards.

This watermelon and vegetable planting could only make him earn more money. To truly stand out, become rich and prosperous, he still needed the help of a noble person.

For now, he should focus on these things first.

For the whole day, Wang Dafu and Yanchun Jie were busy with the two mu of land. Wang Dafu estimated that he could clear it in one day, but most of the work was done by him. Yanchun Jie rested when she got tired.

Wang Dafu also had lunch at Yanchun Jie’s house. During the afternoon nap, Wang Dafu lay down in Yanchun Jie’s living room, wanting to take a nap. Yanchun Jie didn’t know where she went. The cicadas were chirping in the courtyard outside, which was very annoying.

While lying down, Wang Dafu was woken up by a strong urge to pee. He quickly got up and walked to the courtyard. He looked around and found that Yanchun Jie had planted some chives and garlic in the corner of the courtyard. Out of habit, Wang Dafu walked over and was about to pee.

He suddenly remembered what he had said to Yanchun Jie in the morning. He chuckled, made sure no one was around, took out the gourd, dripped a few drops of the mysterious liquid onto this small patch of vegetables, then put it away, unzipped his pants, and started peeing.

Wang Dafu’s pee was like a dragon emerging from the sea, spraying water for thousands of miles. His force was probably stronger than all the men in Jiangliu Village. Wang Dafu was comfortably peeing when he suddenly heard footsteps behind him.

Yanchun Jie walked into the courtyard without warning. She turned her head and saw Wang Dafu peeing. Her eyes fell below, and she was instantly stunned!

“Silly Dafu, you…”

Wang Dafu was startled and quickly zipped up his pants. He smiled awkwardly, “Yanchun Jie, where did you go?”

Yanchun Jie blushed, her eyes burning, and she gritted her teeth, “There was something at Old Wang’s house, so I went to take a look… Silly guy, why did you pee on my chives and garlic? How can I eat them?”

She was a little angry, but more shocked by Wang Dafu’s impressive performance just now.

“Hehe, just wash them clean and eat them. Pure natural…”

Yanchun Jie gritted her teeth and was about to go over and hit Wang Dafu. Wang Dafu dodged slowly, and the two chased each other around the courtyard for a while before Yanchun Jie gave up.

She was sweating, her breathing was rapid, and she glanced at Wang Dafu, whispering, “I won’t hit you anymore. Go back and rest, we still have to work in the afternoon!”

She seemed angry, but of course, she wasn’t really angry. She just felt a little resentful towards Wang Dafu. Wasn’t he clearly asking her to eat his pee?

At least pee on the ground, pee on the leaves, but peeing on the leaves, it would be disgusting to wash.

“Yanchun Jie, don’t look at me peeing on the leaves. I told you, this fertilizer is very powerful. You’ll definitely see unique chives and garlic tomorrow. You’ll want to eat them after you try them, believe me?”

“Believe you, my foot!”

Yanchun Jie rolled her eyes. Looking at Wang Dafu like this, she wanted to laugh. She couldn’t get angry no matter what.

During the afternoon nap, Yanchun Jie looked at Wang Dafu intentionally or unintentionally. There was no one around, and the weather was hot. Wang Dafu fell asleep groggily for a while. Yanchun Jie was about to do something when he got up and mumbled, “Yanchun Jie, we have to go early, we can only finish it in one day. Why don’t you rest and come later? I’ll go first?”

Looking at Wang Dafu, Yanchun Jie, who had just gotten excited, calmed down and nodded, “Okay, you go first, I’ll come later!”

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Wang Dafu carried his hoe and left silently, leaving Yanchun Jie behind, who didn’t know what she was thinking.

In the afternoon, around three or four o’clock, Yanchun Jie brought a pot of cold tea and came to the field. She saw from afar that Wang Dafu had cleared most of the land by himself. She was touched. If it weren’t for this silly man, Wang Dafu, she, a lonely and helpless woman, wouldn’t know what she would have become.

Maybe she would have gone far away and remarried a random man.

“Dafu, come and have some cold tea!”

Yanchun Jie smiled and poured out the tea, calling out from afar.

Wang Dafu turned his head, saw that it was Yanchun Jie, and walked over with a smile. He took the cold tea and raised it to drink.

Yanchun Jie and Wang Dafu drank the tea, and then they continued working.

In the middle of the work, Wang Dafu suddenly remembered something and asked, “Yanchun Jie, Old Wang’s wife, Zhang Laopozi, is very fierce. What did you go to do at noon? Don’t go there often. You’re a woman, I’m afraid you’ll be bullied.”

“I didn’t want to go either. Old Wang came to call me. He said that Zhang Laopozi introduced a blind date for Xueqi. She said that the guy’s family conditions are pretty good. Xueqi doesn’t want to get married yet. Laopo has a bad temper. Seeing this, Old Wang asked me to go over and persuade her.”

Wang Dafu was stunned, “Blind date?”

He remembered Wang Xueqi’s personality. It was really hard to compliment her. She was too outgoing and too cheerful. Most men probably couldn’t handle her.

But Zhang Laopozi was also a jerk. She wanted to marry off her young daughter so early. How much money did she need?

“Yeah, he has a house in the city and a decent job. Anyway, he’s not from our village.”

Wang Dafu smiled, “Zhang Laopozi must be after the dowry money. She’s selling her daughter, right?”

Yanchun Jie nodded, “Almost. Everyone in the village knows what kind of person she is.”

Wang Dafu shook his head, feeling a little sorry for Wang Xueqi.

But it wasn’t his business, and he couldn’t control it.

After sunset, Yanchun Jie’s small piece of land was finally cleared. Wang Dafu also divided all the ridges. They packed up their tools and went back together.

Wang Dafu sent Yanchun Jie back home. He also wanted to go back early. He was covered in sweat and just wanted to take a shower.

“Dafu, why are you leaving? Stay and have dinner at my place.”

Yanchun Jie was a warm-hearted woman. Especially since Wang Dafu had helped her so much, she wanted to keep him for dinner.

“Yanchun Jie, you just got home from work. Don’t bother making dinner. I’ll eat the same thing at home.”

Yanchun Jie laughed, “I don’t have any good dishes to entertain you with, but if you go back like this, your Xianhua will definitely scold me for not being hospitable. Don’t leave, just have a little something to eat.”

Wang Dafu didn’t really care. His Xianhua cooked delicious food, and Yanchun Jie cooked well too. The noodles made by both women were the same.

“Yanchun Jie, I’m pretty dirty, covered in sweat. I mainly want to take a shower! Why don’t I go back and take a shower and then come over?”

Wang Dafu was sweating, and his body was like a wild beast, full of savage energy.

Yanchun Jie thought it wasn’t impossible. It was so close, just a few steps away. But she was worried that Wang Dafu would go back and not come back. She shook her head, “It’s just taking a shower. You can do it here.”

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