The villain cannon fodder dad of the twins has been cleaned up
The villain cannon fodder dad of the twins has been cleaned up: Chapter 19

  The little boy and Song Zhinian reconciled. One of his soft little hands was held tightly by Song Zhinian again, and the other little hand was holding a piece of beef jerky, chewing it obediently.

  The guests, big and small, stood together like wilted radishes that had been sunburned, squinting at the host in the strong light.

  The hot air made everyone feel irritable. Even Song Cheng, who had the best temper, had a bad expression and was on the verge of a fit.

  Gong Xi was instantly under great pressure and laughed dryly, “It’s really hot today, hahahaha…”

  The guests stared at him covetously, and no one could laugh.

  Gong Xi hurriedly said, “Then let’s go to the largest theme park, ‘The Daughter of the Sea’, and have a good rest!”

  Wen Tian wiped the sweat off his face and whispered, “Great, there’s water everywhere. If it gets any hotter, I’ll be exhausted.”

  His voice was very low, but Song Cheng, who had been paying attention to him, heard it immediately. A small bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi water was handed over, and Song Cheng said with concern, “Be careful of heatstroke.”

  Wen Tian looked at the dark Huoxiang Zhengqi water and took a breath of cold air.

  In just one morning, he had already drunk three bottles of Huoxiang Zhengqi water, and his hiccups were all a breath of righteousness.

  But Song Cheng’s concern was really hard to resist.

  Song Cheng had a very contradictory temperament, both gentle and tough, which made Wen Tian feel grateful but dared not refuse.

  It was very awkward.

  Wen Tian pursed his lips, took the Huoxiang Zhengqi water from Song Cheng, rubbed it in his hands, and chatted for no apparent reason, “Brother Cheng, why do you carry this with you? Capsules are so much better now…”

  Song Cheng saw through his perfunctory attitude, smiled gently, and asked, “This is more effective than capsules. Teacher Wen, are you afraid of the bitter taste?”

  [Hahaha, my wife chatted about this and that and just refused to take the medicine. I didn’t expect that Brother Cheng would see through him at a glance (laughing) (laughing)]

  [Wife, you’re already an adult, are you still afraid of the bitter taste? Woo woo woo, come here, let Brother Cheng kiss you and it won’t be bitter anymore (laughing with sly eyes) (laughing with sly eyes)]

  Wen Tian’s thoughts were exposed, and he laughed awkwardly, “It’ll be cool over there. I won’t drink it for now. Thank you, Brother Cheng!”

  Wen Tian stuffed the Huoxiang Zhengqi water back to Song Cheng at an absurdly fast speed, grabbed the baby and got on the sightseeing bus.

  The little cub flew up again with a whoosh: …

  The little cub kicked his short legs in the air, tightly grasped the remaining half of the beef jerky, and sighed, “Hey, daddy, next time you fly, can you remind me?”

  [Hahahahaha poor cub, he always flies so unexpectedly! ]

  Song Zhinian was anxious to catch up, but Yang Xiaoyu rushed past him like the wind, “Little~good~brother~brother~”

  Yang Xiaoyu sat down next to the little cub and said happily, “Brother, you are so good, are you eating beef jerky? Are you gnawing on the meat jerky to grind your teeth?”

  The little cub raised his crystal glass ball eyes to look at him, silently hid his beef jerky, lowered his head and took out a relatively unpalatable ginger candy from his small pocket, “Brother Xiaoyu, the meat is not delicious, you can eat this.”

  [Hahahahahahaha the meat is not delicious hahahahahahaha]

  [The fierce cub is protecting his food!!! Awooo!!! (grin) (grin)]

  Although the little one was reluctant to share the meat jerky with him, Yang Xiaoyu still shook his head happily, “Little darling brother, you are so kind.” Yang Xiaoyu peeled the ginger candy and stuffed it into his mouth, “Hehe, delicious!”

  Song Zhinian’s face sank, and he immediately climbed into the car and sat on the other side of the little one, frowning at Yang Xiaoyu, like a dragon guarding treasure.

  Yang Xiaoyu shook his head while eating the candy, and didn’t notice Song Zhinian’s unfriendly eyes at all.

  Song Zhinian thought for a while and said, “Little darling, I want to eat meat jerky too.”

  Yang Xiaoyu turned his head back.

  Song Zhinian wanted to eat meat jerky, and the little one thought for a while, took out the messy beef jerky from his mouth, “Here.”

  The beef jerky was chewed like a lawn crossed by a calf, and it was wet with crystal clear saliva.

  Song Zhinian, who was a little bit of a germaphobe, didn’t dislike it at all, and opened his mouth to bite half of the beef jerky.

  The little cub looked at him eagerly, using his little hands to prevent Song Zhinian from taking all the beef jerky. He opened his mouth wide and pointed at his small, not-so-glutinous-white teeth to teach him, “Brother Zhizhi, it will break if you bite it with your teeth.”

  [Hahahaha, cub, are you afraid that Zhizhi will snatch the meat away? Hahahaha (laughing until tears) (laughing until tears)]

  [The emotionless food-protecting cub -. -]

  Of course Song Zhinian understood what he meant, and a smile appeared in his dark eyes. He loosened his teeth and spared the meat jerky.

  Whether it was the cub who softly called “Brother Zhizhi” or the cub who was stingy about food, he thought they were cute.

  The little cub was still very special to him, unlike Yang Xiaoyu, who didn’t even have the chance to taste the meat jerky.

  Song Zhinian coaxed himself into a good mood, and then stuffed a lollipop into the other empty hand of the little boy, and finally took out a tissue, “Raise your face.”

  Children love to sweat, and the little boy’s fluffy hair was wet and stuck to his face, but he was busy with the meat in his left hand and the lollipop in his right hand, so he obediently raised his little face, closed his eyes tightly, and waited for Song Zhinian to wipe his sweat. He was so obedient.

  Song Zhinian stared at the little boy seriously with his dark eyes, and suddenly said, “Little darling, can you go home with me?”

  The little boy opened his round eyes, and his eyes were full of question marks.

  ”I have a very beautiful box, and it’s full of things I like,” Song Zhinian said, “Can I hide you in the box too?”

  [(Frightened) Is this something you can say, Zhizhi? ? ? (Frightened)]

  [So perverted (ecstasy) So sickly (ecstasy) So paranoid (ecstasy) He loves it so much (ecstasy)]

  [Shashashashashashasha… Mom, I’m going crazy! ! (Twisting and wriggling) (Crawling in the dark)]

  [No no no no no! Ahhh, stay away from our cute, silly, sensible and kind cub! Ahhh, don’t come over here! ! (Bu Jingyun roars)]

  The little cub opened his eyes wide, “No, no!”

  The little cub explained seriously, “It’s dark in the box, baby is afraid of the dark! So no!”

  [Wuwuwuwu, the cold body was inexplicably warmed up (crying)]

  [Wuwuwuwu, some of Zhizhi’s thoughts are really dark and scary, but… the little cub will heal him! With the little cub around, our Zhizhi will definitely not become a legal person! ]

  Song Zhinian’s dark eyes froze for a moment, and after thinking seriously for a long time, he said with certainty, “Well, Xiaoguai can’t be locked up.”

  The little cub who was concentrating on chewing jerky:? ? ? Oh my God! Are you kidding? Why does brother Zhizhi look so serious?

  The little head was filled with huge doubts, and even the smiling Yang Xiaoyu was shocked, “Damn it! How can you say it as if it were true?!”

  Song Cheng hurriedly reminded, “Zhizhi, don’t talk nonsense, be careful not to scare your brother.”

  Song Zhinian blinked, “Well, Xiaoguai is afraid of the dark, I can’t bear it.”

  Song Cheng slowly exhaled, but the whole person was still very tense, staring at Song Zhinian’s every move, as if he was afraid that Song Zhinian would really do something out of line.

  Song Cheng carefully glanced at Wen Tian beside him.

  Wen Tian was carsick, his face was pale and he lay on the back of the chair in front of his, one hand tightly pressing his stomach, and he had no time to take care of the situation of Xiaozizi.

  Song Cheng was very worried, but secretly relieved.

  Wen Tian was so smart, if he found out that Song Zhinian was abnormal, he would definitely not let Xiaoguai continue to associate with Song Zhinian.

  Song Cheng stretched out his hand, as if he wanted to pat him on the back, but when his hand was halfway out, he regretfully retracted it.

  His current state was not quite right. The hot air made his heart feel like a fire. He was afraid that if he got closer, he would really lose control of himself.

  Fortunately, the car arrived at the destination very quickly.

  The Little Mermaid is full of water elements, and the air is more moist and cooler than other places. When the guests got off the car, the staff brought them iced mineral water.

  Song Cheng saw that Jiang Han’s assistant Yu Sheng was also helping, and he personally handed the mineral water to him.

  Yu Sheng motioned Song Cheng to turn off the lavalier microphone first, and then said, “Teacher Song, are you okay? President Jiang asked me to invite all the psychologists in the amusement park. If you feel uncomfortable, you can go to the lounge at any time.”

  Song Cheng was stunned, holding the cold mineral water tightly, and his impetuous mood finally stabilized, “I’m fine, let him rest assured.”

  Yu Sheng smiled and nodded, and immediately ran to Wen Tian, ​​”Teacher Wen, are you okay? Do you want to go to the lounge to rest?”

  [Wuwuwu, has someone finally noticed that my wife’s face looks very bad? ? (Wide noodles tears) (Wide noodles tears)]

  [Is it really uncomfortable or fake discomfort? Wen Tian is very good at pretending to be sick (smile) (smile)]

  Wen Tian felt dizzy and took two sips of ice water. His pale lips barely showed a light pink hue. He said tiredly, “It’s okay, I’ll be fine soon.”

  Yu Sheng scratched his head, and looked at the little boy who was holding Wen Tian’s clothes with a sly look.

  The little boy noticed that Yu Sheng was obviously planning something, and immediately looked over sharply:? ? ?

  Yu Sheng took a breath.

  So similar!

  Exactly the same facial features, exactly the same clothes. Their young master is exactly the same as the boy in front of him, except that he is a little fatter, darker, taller, and a little colder!

  Yu Sheng felt that this would definitely work!

  Gong Xi was shouting and promoting the amusement park nearby to create an atmosphere.

  Song Cheng tightly grasped the bottle of mineral water, staring at Yu Sheng, who shouldn’t be there, with mixed feelings in his heart.

  After a long series of promotional ads, Gong Xi announced loudly, “Okay! Next, let’s enjoy the romantic fairy tale world in the world of the daughter of the sea!”

  The guests finally cheered up again and cheered with the children, “Wuhu~~ Finally I can enjoy it~~”

  ”Teacher Wen,” Song Cheng approached Wen Tian, ​​”I’ll help you.”

  Wen Tian waved his hand hastily and instinctively avoided his outstretched hand, “No, no, thank you, Brother Cheng.”

  It was embarrassing, and he hugged the child beside him, looking like he didn’t care about himself at all.

  The child flew up again: …

  But daddy looks very uncomfortable, and the child kissed Wen Tian’s face worriedly, “Baby kiss daddy, will daddy get better?”

  ”Of course,” Wen Tian smiled and touched his forehead with the child, “Dad is already fine!”

  [Woo woo woo baby is the biggest support for daddy! (clenched fist) (clenched fist)]

  [Although it’s very warm, why do I feel that my wife seems to resist Brother Cheng? Many times, he used the little child as a shield? ?]

  【Yes, it’s true… Brother Cheng just introduced him to the resources? ? ? 】

  Wen Tian was a little afraid of Song Cheng, just like instinctively fearing the impenetrable fog.

  He held the baby to receive the new task card, and did not dare to look back at Song Cheng’s increasingly meaningful eyes.

  The new task was very friendly. The guests played as many projects as possible within the specified time. Whoever played more projects was the first and could get four score cards, and so on.

  Wen Tian held the baby and put on the raincoat, and chose the relatively less exciting “Mysterious Realm”.

  The Mysterious Realm is a water tour line, the water flows by itself, the guests only need to wear VR glasses and sit on the boat, and they can enter the mysterious tunnel leading to the seabed under the guidance of the “mermaid”.

  There are several steep slopes in the middle that match the plot, and water mist will be sprayed and the hull will shake.

  The collar clip microphone is not waterproof, and the subjective lens on the baby was taken off. The crew reinstalled the camera on the baffle in front of the boat to capture the guests’ funny expressions.

  The little cub put on the cool VR glasses himself, and looked at the camera that was facing him like a big eye from the distorted picture. He leaned forward and said, “Aunties, can you still see the baby?”

  The camera shook violently, and it was the silly and cute little cub who hit the camera with his forehead.

  The little cub hurriedly held the camera with his two little hands to stabilize it, leaned his little face closer, and said in a baby voice, “Daddy is not feeling well. Next, the baby will take everyone to play together.”

  Wen Tian’s heart suddenly softened.

  [Woo woo woo woo, I can see it, I can see it! Auntie has been watching the baby! (shy) (shy)]

  [My wife’s eyes are so gentle when he looks at the cub. My wife must be very touched (covering her mouth and crying) (covering her mouth and crying)]

  [Woo woo woo, the cub can take care of his daddy. What a good and sensible cub! How can I sneak such a cute cub back home! (Incompetent and furious) (Incompetent and furious)]

  The little cub took the initiative to liven up the atmosphere. After the boat started, he pointed with his soft fingers at the little mermaid leading the way in his field of vision, “Look! There is a mermaid sister here!”

  ”Wow~ There are big, big water plants here!”

  ”And there are more…”

  The little baby voice kept chattering. Even though Wen Tian was uncomfortable and didn’t say a word, the popularity of the live broadcast room was still rising.

  [Here we come, I heard that there are cubs here who are cuter than the little mermaid? ? ]

[Frog fun! The little baby voice is so soft and sweet, hahaha, but doesn’t the cub know that we can’t see what he sees? (Laughing)]

  [So cute! [1]*^▽^* I really want to have such a cute cub! (*^▽^*)]

  Soon, the audience, led by the cub, arrived at the first steep slope together.

  The little boy opened his mouth and hurriedly reminded, “This is a cave, aunties must be careful… Oh!”

  Before he finished speaking, the boat dived down, splashing a flying wave.

  The boy was instantly drenched in water, and Wen Tian hurriedly protected him in his arms.

  But water is omnipresent.

  Then, there were steep slopes, water fountains, and underwater waterfalls. Wen Tian and Xiaozaizai got a little wet at each stop. When they finally got off the boat, Xiaozaizai’s fluffy head was still soaked.

  The soft hair fell down and covered his forehead. Xiaozaizai wiped his face and said, “Oh, it’s all wet.”

  Wen Tian, ​​”A-choo, a-choo, a-choo!”

  Wen Tian sneezed heavily in a series of hot and cold, and the feeling of vomiting could not be restrained instantly.

  The crew had to take the next boat to come over, and there was still a five-minute gap.

  Fortunately, the employee who had brought them water was waiting on the shore. After all, there was a live camera following them. Wen Tian didn’t think much about it and hurriedly asked the employee to help him watch over Xiaozai. He rushed to the bathroom not far away without looking back.

  The bathroom was large, with a hair dryer and disposable towels on the washstand, and the facilities were quite good.

  Wen Tian rushed into the cubicle. There was no food in his stomach, and acid kept churning in his stomach. He was about to vomit bile.

  At this moment, a bony hand suddenly handed over a stomach medicine and a bottle of room temperature mineral water, “Here, rinse your mouth.”

  Wen Tian didn’t have time to think about it, and hurriedly took the water to rinse his mouth and swallowed the pill.

  The hand fell on Wen Tian’s thin back and gently stroked, “Are you feeling better?”

  Wen Tian raised his eyes, his face pale, his beautiful peach blossom eyes were soaked with physiological tears, and he was so weak that he seemed to be about to break.

  ”Jiang Han?” The weak and hoarse voice was full of confusion, “Why are you here?”

  Jiang Han smiled, “Teacher Wen, this is a public area.”

  It’s just like a ghost…

  Wen Tian silently complained, twisted his shoulders to avoid Jiang Han’s hand, and whispered, “Thank you.”

  ”You’re welcome,” Jiang Han curved his lips, “As long as Teacher Wen doesn’t continue to hate me.”

  … Of course, that won’t work, Wen Tian muttered in his heart, and tried to say politely, “Thank you, but you have a fiancé, it’s better for us to keep our distance.”

  After saying that, Wen Tian passed by him mercilessly and hurried out to find his cub.

  ——Wen Tian didn’t want to acknowledge him at all, and didn’t even give him a chance to explain.

  Jiang Han clenched his five fingers and sighed softly.

  On the other side, Wen Tian couldn’t understand what the protagonist was going crazy about again!

  However, the program crew was about to arrive, and with so many eyes staring at Jiang Han, he shouldn’t dare to do anything. He just realized that there was a hair dryer here, and he just wanted to bring the baby to dry his hair as soon as possible.

  The employee who helped to take care of the baby was still waiting for him. Wen Tian looked at the little baby who was nestled in someone else’s arms and said in surprise, “Baby, are you playing in the water again?” Why does it look even wetter than before?

  The baby in the arms of “employee” Yu Sheng nodded and said nothing.

  Wen Tian reached out to take the baby, but the sensible baby shook his head and said in a low and hoarse voice, “Daddy is sick, baby, go away~”

  The younger brother was soft, but he was a very solid baby, and he was exposed as soon as he was hugged!

  Wen Tian smiled and rubbed his head, “Baby is so good.”

  The crew also rushed over and hastily reinstalled the lavalier microphones and subjective lenses for the big and small ones. Wen Tian took the little cub’s hand and said, “Just right, I’ll take Xiaoguai to blow dry his hair first.”

  The cub, whose hand was gently held by the fat boy, swallowed his saliva, his face slightly red, and tried to say sweetly, “Okay, thanks Dad~~”

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