The Crown Prince Might Be ED

Lin Shouyan was a transmigrator.

As the saying goes: money can solve 90% of your problems, and a lot of money can solve the remaining 9%.

Lin Yan lived a smooth life for 23 years until he hit that remaining 1%.

During a rehearsal, a chandelier fell on his head, and then he transmigrated.

The young man he became was Lin Shouyan, a background character in a BL novel, not part of the main story.

In the original, the dog Emperor used the debt of saving his life to force Lin Shouyan to be the Crown Princess, insulting the male lead.

A male spouse had low status, and with the Emperor’s orders, Lin Shouyan was tied up!

Handled!

Handled several times!

Even in front of Qi Zhen!

Villains spread rumors that Qi Zhen was impotent, and his foolish male spouse had to seek fun elsewhere!

Qi Zhen, humiliated, killed Lin Shouyan, completing his initial achievement points and embarking on a path of darkness.

The original plot went awry, so Lin Yan came to ensure Qi Zhen’s darkening.

The original plot was missed, so Lin Yan had to think of other ways.

He couldn’t go out of character, at least not immediately. It had to be step by step.

Otherwise, the Crown Prince, who was already displeased with his male spouse, might use the excuse of possession to end him!

So, Lin Yan continued to play the fool.

Currently, the most reliable way to darken Qi Zhen, who was emotionally dead, was to sleep with him and then tell him he was impotent, and that the brothel boys were ten times better!

Crush Qi Zhen’s male pride, and he’d surely darken!

No man can stand being told he’s impotent!

Or, gain his trust and then betray him! That would definitely darken him too.

Only children make choices; adult Lin Yan decided to do both.

Now that he’s in bed, how far can success be?

System: [Reasonably suspecting the host of personal motives]

Lin Shouyan: This is called sacrificing for the mission!

System: …

Lin Shouyan secretly complained to the system.

Qi Zhen is such a dog!

This bed is so much more comfortable than his! Soft, warm, and fragrant!

This bed is where he belongs.

Lin Shouyan turned, about to speak, but Qi Zhen, as if reading his mind, said, “Shut up, sleep.”

Lin Shouyan was quiet for two seconds, then started wriggling under the covers.

Qi Zhen had just closed his eyes but was kept awake by the noise. His hand occasionally brushed against Lin Shouyan’s warm, smooth skin.

“What are you doing?”

Lin Shouyan whispered, as if it were obvious, “Taking off my clothes.”

“Why are you taking off your clothes?”

“To sleep.”

Yes, the fool was different from ordinary ancient people.

He had to sleep naked.

“I’m used to not wearing clothes… Yan Yan promises not to wet the bed.”

Qi Zhen: “…”

It was late at night, the room pitch black.

Qi Zhen’s voice came from the darkness, “Why did you dig a hole to bury someone for me?”

“Mother said, once you enter the palace, it’s as deep as the sea. I must hold tightly onto the Crown Prince brother’s third leg!”

“…Your mother taught you this?”

Simply…

Unimaginable.

The little fool looked as if it were obvious, “Yes! In the future, can you tell Yan Yan in advance when you kill someone? Yan Yan will dig the hole for you!”

Qi Zhen closed his eyes, saying nothing.

“Crown Prince brother, isn’t Yan Yan good to you? Can you let Yan Yan hold your third leg?”

Silence was Qi Zhen’s refusal.

The little fool didn’t have the guts to pull down the Crown Prince’s pants, lying there sighing.

“Yan Yan doesn’t have three legs! Crown Prince brother is amazing!”

Qi Zhen turned his head slightly, feeling complicated, thinking this Crown Princess was embarrassing!

The little fool, oblivious, turned in the bed, back to Qi Zhen, “Brother, my back itches, can you scratch it for me?”

Qi Zhen didn’t move.

“Too much trouble, get out.”

The little fool could only rub against the mattress, sighing, “Ah, brother, your bed is so comfortable~”

Qi Zhen turned his head.

His dark pupils, like a deep, cold pool, silently stared at him.

It was scrutiny, also a warning.

The little fool shut up, then after a while, held Qi Zhen’s hand, “Brother, are you cold? Yan Yan will warm your hands.”

Qi Zhen wasn’t cold, but because of his wriggling, the wind got in.

Now he was cold.

He pulled his hand back, closed his eyes, “Don’t touch me.”

“Oh.”

The little fool quietly moved an inch away, then after a while said, “Brother, now that we’re in the same bed, will there be a baby in my belly tomorrow morning?”

“Who will our baby look like more? I hope more like brother, because brother is good-looking. Brother’s lips are nice, are they painted?”

The little fool paused, then asked.

“Brother, will you like our baby? When he’s born, should he call me mother? I don’t like that, can he call me father instead?”

Qi Zhen, annoyed, coaxed the fool, “Lin Shouyan, if you keep talking, you’ll have a miscarriage.”

The little fool, as if really afraid of losing the baby, covered his belly and shut up, closing his eyes. After a while, he opened them again.

“Brother, are you annoyed with Yan Yan? Will you punish me?”

The little fool shrank under the covers, “That won’t do. If I get sick, I’ll still cling to brother. If brother gets mad, hit me lightly, bite me a bit… Yan Yan will come over for brother to bite, okay?”

A warm body approached.

“Crown Prince brother, why aren’t you speaking?”

The system couldn’t bear to look.

Qi Zhen turned his head, looking at him.

Lin Shouyan: ?

Round two.

Lin Shouyan was thrown out again.

Lin Shouyan held his waist, secretly complaining to the system.

This man is impotent.

Even after all that, he had no reaction!

It’s said that officials sent him dozens of beauties, and while other men would be thrilled, he remained unmoved.

He’s probably impotent.

–

It wasn’t until the year-end ceremony that Lin Shouyan saw the Crown Prince again.

The ceremony was at an ancient temple on Qianshan.

The temple had been cleared of snow early to welcome the imperial entourage. The Emperor, Crown Prince, various princes and their families, and high-ranking officials, all gathered in a grand procession.

Lin Shouyan followed the Crown Prince.

He knelt when he knelt, kowtowed when he kowtowed.

Lin Shouyan got dizzy from kowtowing. Climbing the steps, he slipped on the snow. The next second, someone grabbed his hand.

Qi Zhen, seeing he was stable, calmly withdrew his hand.

Lin Shouyan heard whispers among the crowd, saying how handsome, attentive, kind, and considerate the Crown Prince was.

He glanced sideways, quietly moving to Qi Zhen’s side, letting them see him.

Though this appearance was slightly inferior to his original, it was still good-looking!

Praise me! Praise me!

The whispers instantly turned to, “Isn’t that the fool?”

Lin Shouyan: …

Qi Zhen glanced at him coldly.

Lin Shouyan quietly returned to his place.

As soon as the chaotic ceremony ended, Qi Zhen disappeared. Lin Shouyan was about to look for him when a bunch of kids surrounded him.

Being a fool, he naturally attracted children.

Unable to break character, Lin Shouyan was dragged to play house with them.

When Qi Zhen passed by the corridor, he saw Lin Shouyan surrounded by children, playing. He held a wooden doll, his exposed fingers red from the cold.

Qi Zhen glanced back slightly, giving the eunuch beside him a look.

Xu Fuquan immediately understood, handing Lin Shouyan a small hand warmer.

Lin Shouyan took it, following the eunuch’s gaze to see Qi Zhen.

Only a back view remained, but it was exceptionally graceful.

Lin Shouyan stood up to chase, but a child tugged at his clothes, asking where he was going with the game unfinished.

Lin Shouyan pulled his clothes back, dramatically touched his doll to the snacks the kids brought, and exclaimed, “Oh no! The snacks are poisoned! Ah! I’m dead!”

There, his game was over.

Xu Fuquan: “…”

Other kids: Dumbfounded.