I am a passerby who has traveled into a long and bloody article. This article is full of bloody stories. The author has written more than a dozen couples for the sake of writing good articles! A full eight million words!

　　

　　The main couples are — holding the script of the reunion, the top and the bottom leave without saying goodbye, and the bottom thinks that the top has a white moonlight, which leads to a ten-year gap.

　　—Holding the script of the two-way secret love, at a certain point, they misunderstand each other, and finally become enemies and tear each other apart.

　　—The bottom holds the script of the bitter love, and witnesses the president’s lute leaving, shedding tears and running away with the ball.

　　

　　And I, an ordinary passerby, have all the plots in my hands (it’s useless), and I just drink tea and go through the plots every day.

　　

　　I am the passerby classmate in the script of the reunion.

　　I am the errand assistant in the script of the feud.

　　I am also the butler who passes the microphone in the script of the scumbag top and the bottom.

　　

　　My biggest wish is to leave this bloody world (hands together).

　　

　　When I thought that I could be free as long as I quietly finished this eight million-word plot, suddenly one day, the world changed.

　　

　　*

　　

　　The moment of reconciliation, the protagonist, top and bottom 1, say goodbye at the airport, one walks to the boarding gate, the other walks to the exit.

　　

　　Passerby A sips pearl milk tea, with a look of helplessness and sadness on his face——

　　[Isn’t it just that the family went bankrupt and arranged for asylum abroad? What is there to say? Is it necessary to play this white moonlight substitute? ]

　　

　　Top and bottom 1: … Who is talking?

　　

　　The moment of mutual secret love turning into enmity, the protagonist, bottom 2, is about to shoot and break up.

　　

　　The errand assistant is playing a song on the Bluetooth headset, only one ear is exposed, and his face is solemn and calm——

　　[Oh my, it really wasn’t top 2 who did it, he was also set up, for the sake of face, what is there to deny, a man’s mouth is harder than a dick. ]

　　

　　The bottom 2’s gun almost went off: Huh?

　　Top 2 splits: Huh?

　　

　　The cheap bottom is frustrated while the scumbag top is complacent, and bursts out amazing quotes.

　　

　　The butler who passes the microphone does not look away, and his inner complaints are almost like a sea.

　　

　　[Swear, the more you scold, the faster he will run.]

　　[No way, this scumbag top doesn’t think that people like him, does he? What kind of confidence makes him think that people will follow him even if he scolds them like that? Drink some horse urine and you will jump up and down, and forget the rest… Wait, it seems to be HE^[1] happy ending in the end, respect and blessing.]

　　

　　Scumbag top: …What’s the noise?

　　

　　*

　　

　　When I thought that my life would continue to be so peaceful, all the protagonists began to find me.

　　

　　Bottom 1 asked me what was going on with top 1 and Bai Yueguang.

　　Bottom 2 and top 2 asked me what they would do next for the family.

　　The scumbag top also started to ask me for advice!

　　

　　It seems that I am some omniscient god.

　　

　　What’s more terrifying is that

　　

　　the final boss of this bloody novel, the big villain that the protagonist group has always been afraid of, has also set his sights on me.

　　

　　But he is not here to pick a fight with me.

　　He seems to be sick.

　　

　　*

　　

　　When I was stopped by the big villain for the nth time and he asked me where the boundary of this world is, I found that my secret of traveling through the book seemed to be exposed.

　　

　　But I remained calm, “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

　　I screamed in my heart: [Shit! How do you know!]

　　

　　The villain narrowed his eyes and put his hand on my neck to threaten, “I don’t have a good temper.”

　　

　　[Shit! How do you know!]

　　My eyes followed his pretty face, swept across his muscular arms, and suddenly lost in thought.

　　[He looks pretty good.]

　　The villain paused slightly.

　　Villain:?