Wilderness Livestream Room [Interstellar]
Wilderness Livestream Room | Chapter: 22 

【Su Ge Mei Mei’s direct confrontation! Well done! 】 

【23333, I like it! So, good luck to you all!!】 

【Hahaha, this cracks me up! These aliens are so decisive when it comes to switching sides, not giving the other side a moment’s hesitation, just jumping ship! 】 

【Hahaha, did you see the confused looks on those two’s faces? 】 

【I think Su Ge Mei Mei is right. When asking for help, one should have the attitude of asking for help. They’re greedy for what Su Ge Mei Mei has in her hands and want her to kneel, so should all the good things in the world, all taken by them? Dream on! 】 

【Not in the world, but in the universe! 】 

【I guess the thought process of aliens is different from us Earthlings, exquisite egoism? 】 

【Don’t paint everyone with the same brush, at least there are quite a few aliens with clear minds. Look at that handsome one, with a sharp tongue, and even the traffic light knew immediately what to do. 】 

【The god-like traffic light…】 

【By the way, what’s the name of that traffic light? 】 

【The one above is off topic!!】 

【His head really has multiple colors! 】 

… 

The Earth’s livestream is always different from the streams of other planets which is like a breath of fresh air. While the Earth’s livestream is happily discussing Zigmadar’s traffic light, the streams of other planets have already descended into chaos. 

Simply put, they’ve had conceptual disagreements since yesterday. Some are staunchly contemptuous of Earth, believing that wherever Earthlings appear, they should be wiped out. Their comments are generally along these lines. 

【I feel like the rules of the livestream are wrong. Why can’t we ethically destroy this desolate planet? Don’t Earthlings deserve to be ethically destroyed? 】 

【Inferior planets with inferior races should not exist in this universe. I don’t understand why the Interstellar Alliance made such a stupid decision to let Earth join. 】 

【I was really looking forward to this wilderness livestream, but seeing the current situation, I feel like a stench of inferior races has penetrated the screen and rushed towards me. 】 

【I really want to fly my spacecraft to that desolate planet and blast the Earthlings into pieces. 】 

【Earth? What’s so good about it that it deserves to be on this show? And as for Rong Shi, he’s a Royal Major General of the Milky Way Galaxy, yet he doesn’t even consider his own status. He’s actually associating with Earthlings; he’s probably been infected with Earth’s stupidity! 】 

【Only the planets Rigel and Ronnie are truly maintaining the status befitting advanced planets. The behavior of the others is simply disgraceful. 】 

… 

Then there are the crazed worshippers of Rong Shi, whose viewpoints align with his actions, such as: 

【Ah, Rong Shi chose to go find the Earthlings. Hmm, it must be more advantageous over there with the Earthlings. 】 

【Rong Shi is really smart. 】 

【Long live Rong Shi!】 

… 

Lastly, there’s another voice that’s less common but very distinct: 

【Suddenly, I feel like Earth might not be as worthless as we thought…】 

【It’s like finding something useful in a junkyard. 】 

【I’m really interested in that ancient martial arts. Something that can restrain Rong Shi must have its strengths. 】 

【This desolate planet feels so pitiful, it doesn’t even have fire elements. Summoning fire elements barehanded, that’s something you only see in novels, right? Did anyone see how that Earthling lit the fire? 】 

【No, now that you mention it, I’m curious about Earth too. Why don’t I go check out the livestream from Earth? 】 

… 

Naturally, the people on the desolate planet were unaware that the topics being discussed around them were continuously growing in frenzy. Similarly, this was something the organizers of “Wilderness Livestream” hadn’t anticipated. Unlike the enthusiastic debates among the viewers, the organizers actually hoped for more controversy from the Earthling, Su Ge, in the livestream. 

After all, “Wilderness Livestream” had been airing for decades, and apart from the initial fervor during the first few seasons due to novelty, the current show had become a permanent fixture in the Interstellar Alliance. It had become rather tepid over the years. 

Now, with the sudden emergence of such a stimulating character, the audience, who were already accustomed to the program, once again began to focus their attention here, which was a very welcome change. 

“This beginning is excellent!” The director couldn’t help but praise. “Give more screen time to the Earthling, especially when she’s with Rong Shi. Make sure to have multiple camera angles.” 

The assistant director chimed in, “Not just when she’s with Rong Shi, but also when she just clashed with those other planets, more footage should be given.” 

The two directors exchanged smiles, with a lot of meaningful glances in their eyes. 

Meanwhile, on Wild Planet 756, in Su Ge’s residence, she was looking mercilessly at Zigmadar. 

Zigmadar shrugged his shoulders, looking at the broken stick in his hand. He suddenly felt his scalp tingling, and at this moment, the four bumps on his head were rapidly flashing blue light. 

Forget it. Seeing the continuous flashing light is considered entertainment. There’s no need to argue with him anymore. Su Ge took a deep breath, bent down, and found another suitable stick from the pile of dry branches at her feet, quickly sharpened its head with her dagger, and then tossed it to Zigmadar. 

“Be gentle,” I said. The key to starting a fire is speed, generating heat through friction. I’m not asking you to tear down the house,” Su Ge curled her lips and reiterated to Zigmadar. 

“I know, I’m really being gentle, I really didn’t exert much force, I don’t know why it broke…” Zigmadar initially started explaining to Su Ge, but as he went on, he voluntarily lowered his voice, even curling his neck further into his shoulders. 

Zigmadar, who had already broken more than a dozen sticks, had never felt so aggrieved. This sense of grievance was even felt by Rong Shi beside him. He cleared his throat, “Neptunians are renowned for their strength. Their strength is not on the same level as ours, so it’s difficult to control the force…” 

“So, have you ignited your fire yet?” Su Ge turned to look at Rong Shi, expressionless as she observed the wooden stick in his hand and the dry grass underneath it and mercilessly exposed his good intentions. 

Rong Shi: … 

“You, as a major, are even worse than Sela. His fire is about to ignite.” Su Ge glanced at the smoke rising from the grass under Sela’s stick while speaking casually. 

Rong Shi: … 

Su Ge once again turned his gaze to the dry grass and stick in Rong Shi’s hands, continuing with an expressionless face, “If you stop for too long, the heat of the grass will drop, and you’ll have to start over.” 

Rong Shi: … 

In order to avoid the possibility that his fire might not start at all, Rong Shi resignedly continued to rapidly rotate the stick. He then asked, “Was it this difficult for you to light the fire last night?” 

Su Ge smirked, “No.” 

“Why? Do you have some trick?”  

Su Ge paused, she looked at Rong Shi, Sela and Zigmadar who were looking up at her at the same time and smiled more proudly: “Because I have flint.” 

Alien Trio: Though they didn’t understand what she was talking about… 

Earthlings are bullies!!! 

“Since you have something more convenient, why not just use that flint to light our fire directly?” As the only alien who was already on the verge of igniting the fire, Sela couldn’t control the dissatisfaction churning inside him and asked after a few seconds, of course, compared to yesterday, his tone was now more gentle. 

“It’s better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish.” Su Ge still maintained the same smug smile as before, even adding some friendly advice. 

“Is this another saying from your Earth?” Rong Shi, who had heard many unfamiliar languages, had a high acceptance level. Compared to Zigmadar and Sela’s confusion, he was quite interested in the phrase itself. 

For all aliens, Earth’s language was a completely new linguistic system, not only because its pronunciation system was complex, but more importantly, this language had a mysterious tone. It naturally carries a kind of innate elegance when spoken. 

In the vast universe, this language might not be the oldest, but if one had to rank all languages, Rong Shi felt that Earth’s languages could easily make it to the top few solely based on their tone. 

Feeling the beauty in the language spoken by Su Ge, Rong Shi became interested in the meaning of these sentences: “What does this phrase mean?” 

Su Ge thought for a moment, converting between Mandarin and Common language in her mind before finally giving a very simple explanation: “It roughly means that instead of giving you the loot, it’s better to teach you how to acquire it.” 

Alien Trio: That’s confirmed! Earthlings are just bullies!! 

As smoke rose sporadically above Rong Shi, Sela, and Zigmadar’s camp, Ron and Li Ya were still fiddling with the things they had thrown on the ground. Without Rong Shi’s guidance or Su Ge’s instruction, for Li Ya and Ron trying to ignite a fire with these stones and sticks was as difficult as occupying a new planet. 

Seeing the smoke getting thinner and thinner, Li Ya put down the stone in his hand and said to Ron, “I want to go and see what’s happening.” 

Ron: =. = You just want to give in, don’t you? 

Seeing Ron’s expression, which was both skeptical and tempted, Li Ya couldn’t help but sigh involuntarily. Their two planets had always been friendly, and normally, being on the same page was not an issue, but now the biggest problem they encountered was completing the mission. 

Li Ya sighed deeply and said seriously, “I think, whether we need to help or not, after all, there are only twenty of us on this planet. We need to help each other to get through this difficulty.” 

Ron: You’re really good at talking, people from Rigel are always so smooth-tongued. 

Ron, “You’re right, we’re a team, we should help each other. If the Earthlings encounter any danger, it wouldn’t be good, so we should go and see where they might need help.” 

Li Ya and Ron, but completing the mission is the most important thing!!! 

When these two sneaked back to Su Ge’s camp, Rong Shi, Zigmadar, and Sela were indeed gone. Ron and Li Ya couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief. If they met these people here, they wouldn’t know where to put their faces. 

Su Ge, who was roasting the last half of yesterday’s meat, wasn’t surprised at all that the two came. She merely raised her eyes and glanced at the two figures lurking behind the bushes outside the camp, then withdrew her gaze. 

After waiting for a few more minutes without seeing the two enter, Su Ge clicked her tongue and said, “Are you here to share my roasted meat?” 

“No! We only consume nutrient fluid,” Ron raised his voice, staunchly denying, but then his voice softened, sounding very gentle. 

“Then stay away from my camp if you have nothing to do,” Su Ge retorted with a rather petty sneer. “After all, this is the camp of a lowly planetary race, and it might tarnish your nobility.” 

Li Ya nudged Ron, whose expression turned slightly sour, but they both walked out from behind the bushes and headed to Su Ge’s camp. 

As they approached Su Ge, Ron discreetly began observing the Earthling’s camp. To be honest, after failing to borrow fire last night and arriving in the dark, this was the first time he had a good look at the camp of this lowly planetary race. 

In Ron’s impression, a planet being classified as lowly wasn’t just because the planet was impoverished and lacked contribution and status in the interstellar alliance; the more critical reason was that the intelligent beings on such planets had appeared recently. They were essentially in a state of extreme chaos, devoid of order or racial civilization, not much different from undeveloped barbarians. 

Especially last night, when Ron saw the Earthlings not consuming nutrient fluid but indulging in that “disgusting” roasted meat, his impression deepened even further. Now, in the daylight, he was filled with a mixture of disdain and curiosity, wanting to observe the Earthlings closely. 

Even if it was just a close observation of an unknown race, not everyone had the opportunity to observe the life of a barbaric race up close… 

But… 

Ron really wanted to rub his eyes. He felt like he had been behind the bushes for too long, causing his eyes to blur. Otherwise, what was the scene he was seeing? 

He only saw that at the highest point of this slightly sloped camp, there was actually a square frame. It didn’t look very big, but it should be able to accommodate one person. Around this frame, various branches were tied, making the frame not empty. It looked like a box, and on top of the box, there was a triangular frame attached to it, appearing quite bizarre. 

Actually, it’s fundamentally impossible for Su Ge to build the prototype of this house overnight on her own, but just now she made a deal, and this half-finished house is the profit from that deal. 

Zigmadar from Neptune Planet is indeed very strong. As the main force in building the house, he almost exerted no effort to chop down the several pieces of wood that Su Ge had picked out yesterday and planted them directly into the ground, standing steadily there. It couldn’t have been more excellent. The small branches on the walls and the branches and leaves on the ground that haven’t been laid yet are all tokens of gratitude for the time being. As for how these branches were firmly fixed on the frame of the house, that was thanks to Sela. 

In short, despite the simplicity of this house, it still requires effort to build. If Su Ge were to rely on herself, it would take at least half a month. With the help of a few aliens, it was done in less than half a day. 

Su Ge deeply feels that they were all in this together, after all, integrating resources for mutual benefit is a win-win! 

Outside the square box, many branches and leaves are neatly stacked. In short, whether inside or outside the box, the entire camp is quite tidy, completely different from the disorderliness of the barbarians in Ron’s impression. 

Just this point is quite surprising because from this perspective, Earth is not a wilderness after all. At least their intellectual bodies have shown a desire to change the status quo. Ron couldn’t describe what he felt in his heart. Probably there was a kind of inexplicable regret after seeing something different from what he imagined. 

And the Earthling named Su Ge sits not far from the square box. The bonfire in front of her is not particularly large, but the skewers of meat hanging above it are emitting a very tempting aroma under the roasting of the fire, a scent that has never been present on Ronnie Star. 

Subconsciously, when Ron smelled this aroma, he couldn’t help but hold his breath and even wanted to step back three steps. But thinking of the task he had to complete, he gritted his teeth and moved forward despite this strange and unfamiliar smell. 

Compared to Ron’s inner conflict, Li Ya is much more straightforward. 

As someone who has been eating nutrient solutions since birth, he actually finds this unfamiliar smell quite headache-inducing. But strangely, after smelling this unfamiliar smell for a while, it presents a particularly strange feeling. 

This feeling seems to carry a small hook, constantly hooking onto sensory experiences he has never had before, causing these things that were originally dormant to stir and awaken. 

Watching the two figures standing in front of her like pillars, Su Ge keeps an eye on her barbecue to make sure it doesn’t burn and lifts her head to look at them, feeling a bit overwhelmed. 

“Why do beings from higher planets have so much free time to come here? Inspection work?” Su Ge said narrow mindedly. She felt quite resentful when they pointed out that she was from a lower planet just moments ago. If it weren’t for the rational part of her mind reminding her that she had to deal with these aliens for the next year and starting a confrontation would be foolish. Otherwise, she would have kicked these two out immediately, without wasting any words on them. 

It’s unclear whether it’s a cultural gap between the two races, but the unexpected guests didn’t seem to pick up on Su Ge’s sarcastic tone. They even responded quite sensibly, saying, “It’s not really an inspection, just coming to see if there’s anything we can help with. After all, we’re a team of twenty, a big family. In the coming year, we need to live smoothly on this desolate planet, so we need to help each other out, right?” 

Ron’s voice was calm and composed. The seemingly empty words coming from his mouth carried a convincing flavor, but it also added a touch of annoyance to Su Ge’s already good mood. She shook the skewer in her hand, dripping with oil, and said, “Speak properly. If you’re going to waste my time with useless chatter, the door is in front, turn around and leave.” 

Ron was about to say something when Li Ya directly intervened. He smiled gently, “Actually, it’s nothing. We just wanted to ask… how to light this bonfire.” 

Su Ge raised an eyebrow, “What do you mean?” 

Li Ya blinked, feeling that they might have underestimated Earthlings all along. Earthlings aren’t without intelligence or civilization. There’s a greater possibility that Earthlings are much smarter, wiser, and cunning. 

“It’s just…” Ron had intended to use the same approach as earlier to deal with Su Ge, but looking into Su Ge’s sharp black-and-white eyes, with a hint of mockery in them, he couldn’t continue. He felt like his thoughts were completely exposed. 

“Follow your rules.” That’s what eventually came out of Ron’s mouth. 

Su Ge’s smile finally became more genuine. She looked at the unfinished house behind her. Ah, now the roof is finally sorted out. Tonight, she can finally sleep peacefully. 

As the bonfires lit up at every camp that evening, Su Ge drank down the last sip of her water. She walked to the back of her house and looked at the makeshift water reservoir made of leaves. She couldn’t help but feel that if she didn’t go find water to drink tomorrow, she probably wouldn’t survive another three days. 

At this time, it was the liveliest moment outside the broadcasting room, with the most discussions and, of course, the most malicious and derogatory comments about Earth. 

【”Earthlings are despicable. Instead of simply providing fire for everyone, she insists on making everyone work for her. I’ve never seen such a cunning person! 】   

【Shameless! 】   

【Should be wiped out humanely! 】   

【How can she still have the face to stay here? Doesn’t she know that lower planets are supposed to pay tribute to higher ones? 】 

… 

“Compared to the fierce negative voices and all kinds of flattery about Rong Shi, there are still many objective voices and viewpoints slowly emerging. 

【Ah, it’s really not easy, everyone has to light the bonfire. 】  

【Yeah, it was so difficult to light the bonfire without elemental stones. Everyone has worked hard. 】  

【These Earthlings are quite good at doing business. 】  

【Yeah, knowing their position on Earth and knowing that many planets still have a very bad impression of them, yet they can still do this, they’re quite bold. 】  

【Have any of you been to Earth’s live broadcast room? I feel like the way they discuss there is much more interesting than here. 】  

【Hey, the one who said the discussion there is more interesting, hold on. What way is it? Are they talking differently? 】  

【Not exactly. You’ll know when you go see it. They discuss using a method called ‘bullet comments,’ it’s really quite interesting! 】 

Earth’s live broadcast room. 

While all the Earth viewers remained unaware, a group of curious aliens wondering what ‘bullet comments’ were had silently slipped into their live broadcast room, quietly lurking, while the Earthlings continued their lively discussions. 

【Su Ge Mei Mei’s divine operation…】 

【I really think Su Ge Mei Mei is quite bold. Honestly, I think if those aliens were to really confront her, she might win in a one-on-one, but if it came to a group fight, she’d have no chance. Despite this situation, she can still do business with them…】 

【Not only is she bold, but she also dares to think about doing business. What is she thinking!! If it were me, I’d probably end up teaching those aliens how to light a bonfire after being tricked by them like that.】 

【To say they didn’t expect it, have you all not watched Su Ge Mei Mei’s selection process? In the end, she was completely at a disadvantage, with two opponents stronger than her, yet she used a method of systematically defeating each one to bring them down. 】 

【Exactly, I watched that episode. Actually, Su Ge Mei Mei barely won in the end. If it were based solely on straightforward combat prowess, Su Ge Mei Mei wouldn’t have stood a chance. She was clever! 】 

【 What cleverness, that’s strategy! Learn how to speak properly! 】 

… 

Facing the scrolling text on the screen of the live broadcast room, the aliens who came to watch were dumbfounded. What kind of discussion method was this? They could still do this! 

Actually, when the first alien came to watch the live broadcast room, the Earth’s propaganda department had already noticed it. They immediately installed real-time translation software in the broadcast room. So, the aliens who came later only needed to choose their familiar language to see different bullet comments. 

So, for the extraterrestrial spectators who are lurking now, watching such scenes only feels like they have opened the door to a new world. 

Earthlings sure know how to entertain! 

This kind of discussion is much more convenient than their current way of discussing. You can see visuals, read other’s comments, and join in anytime. How can there be such a fun way? 

And the name is really accurate too, bullet comments these rows of swiftly flying words, aren’t they just like the shadows of bullets flying across the sky? Countless bullets glide past, aren’t these the bullet comments? 

What a fitting name! 

What are Earthlings thinking after all! How can they come up with such precise and fun things in such a strange place! 

So, unbeknownst to Earthlings, a group of extraterrestrials who have had the door to a new world opened for them have rushed to the organizers below and started to demand frantically — We want bullet comments! We want Earth’s bullet comments! We also want our own live broadcast room to have bullet comments like in Earth’s live broadcast room! 

Even many viewers have begun to mock the organizers. 

【 Speaking of which, aren’t you the most powerful publicity department in the entire interstellar alliance? How come you don’t have a bullet comments! 】 

【 You guys are really good at not learning, holding onto outdated stuff. 】  

【 Yeah, you need to be humble, you need to actively learn. Even if something like bullet comments is from such a backward planet as Earth, if you find it, you should actively buy it and act like you haven’t seen it before! 】  

【 Are you just going to willingly decline like this, you guys are really something! 】 

… 

In fact, from the start of “Wilderness Livestream Room” to now, after so many years have passed, they have been scolded numerous times, and the severity of the scolding has been quite real. However, the reasons for being scolded were basically because of the live content of the show or dissatisfaction with some contestants. But this time, being scolded because of something called ” bullet comments ” is truly the first time in history. 

The organizers were actually quite bewildered because this edition of the show had only been on air for two days, and as organizers, they basically just monitored the data and checked the situation of each contestant. If there were any particularly critical situations, they needed to ensure the contestant’s safety. 

And up until now, they hadn’t noticed any of these things, yet they were being heavily criticized by the audience for something called ” bullet comments “. 

What’s important is that this kind of accusation had no warning signs at all. It seemed to have all emerged suddenly like mushrooms after the rain, completely throwing the organizers into a state of confusion without a clue. 

However, as the largest publicity agency in the interstellar alliance, finding the reason wasn’t difficult. Soon, they figured out what this ” bullet comments ” was all about and also understood where this ” bullet comments ” came from. 

Furthermore, after conducting an investigation, the organizers indeed found Earth’s ” bullet comments” to be more interesting than the current way of discussion. So, they decided to negotiate with Earth. 

In fact, interstellar publicity isn’t as unwilling to progress or absorb new things as the audience claims. On the contrary, interstellar publicity is even more open to accepting new things than the average audience. After all, using methods that the vast majority of the audience enjoys will make the program more popular. 

When the Minister of Foreign Propaganda of Earth received a call from the Secretary-General, it was already 2:30 in the morning on Earth. Over the past few days, the minister had been focusing on the live broadcast. Finally seeing things going smoothly on the side of the Su Ge, he had relaxed and planned to get some rest, but he hadn’t expected another issue to arise in the middle of the night. 

Half an hour later, the minister appeared in the office of the organizers, looking refreshed. 

The interstellar alliance publicity agency didn’t beat around the bush with the minister and directly proposed buying the rights to the bullet comments. 

Let me explain a bit about copyright.  

The interstellar alliance is essentially a large conglomerate of countless planets, each with its own unique culture. According to interstellar law, these unique cultures have their own copyrights. This means that if the interstellar alliance or any planet within it needs to use these cultures, they must pay copyright fees. 

As the largest publicity agency in the interstellar alliance, they couldn’t possibly engage in illegal activities. So, when they decided to introduce the bullet comments culture into the broadcast, they immediately contacted the Minister of Foreign Propaganda of Earth regarding the purchase of the bullet comments culture copyright. 

For the interstellar alliance publicity agency, this was simply a matter of opening their mouths, settling the deal, and then clearing the payment. But for Earth, it wasn’t that simple. When the Minister of Foreign Propaganda received the call, he immediately reported the matter to the Earth Alliance headquarters, which took it seriously and promptly dispatched personnel from the Department of Commerce and Department of Trading to the office. Therefore, there were quite a few Earth representatives in the office. 

After negotiations, the deal was quickly finalized. 

On the side of the interstellar alliance publicity agency, things moved swiftly. In just eight hours, they had completed the purchase, rearrangement, and online operations. 

So, while all the viewers were persistently pressing the organizers of “The Wilderness Livestream Room” about the bullet comments issue, the interstellar publicity had quietly launched the bullet comments feature. As a result, some viewers who were not previously involved in this matter were suddenly shocked to discover a significant change in the live interface, which left them completely bewildered 

The screen was filled with various comments and topics, which initially made them dizzy. However, after experiencing its wonders, almost all the extraterrestrials showed genuine love for this new feature, igniting unprecedented fervor in the discussions of “The Wilderness Livestream Room”. 

As for Earth, everyone was quite puzzled until the deal was done. 

Everyone: This deal was so quick! It feels like the aliens are really fast with their money, not dragging their feet at all. I hope we can continue doing business with them next time! 

Propaganda Department: Has our status on Earth improved? (⊙_⊙) 

Secretary-General: According to the data, it hasn’t. 

Commerce Department: Logically speaking, even if there’s business, our status should have improved, our influence should have increased. What’s going on now? (⊙_⊙) 

Trading Department: Logically speaking, even if there was business, it wouldn’t initially involve us. Looking at the original program, wasn’t it always the local specialties that sold the best? How come the bullet comments were sold right from the start? (⊙_⊙) 

A group of Earth’s ministers, who had just completed a big deal, looked at the string of zeros on the electronic contract and listened to the magical sound of funds arriving in the interstellar bank accounts, feeling like things had somehow gone off course… 

But! Making money is always a good thing! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿ 

Of course, what Earthlings didn’t realize was that this deal wasn’t the end of the bullet comment business, but just the beginning. In the following days, various planets began to contact Earth, indicating their interest in purchasing “bullet comment,” this unique cultural product exclusive to Earth. 

Indeed, one of the happiest things in the world is earning a little money! (*^▽^*) 

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