Chapter 30: Absurd Morning

Early the next morning, Su Jiang woke up.

This time, he was not naturally awake but was woken up by pressure.

“Ah…” Su Jiang helplessly opened his eyes, Fugui was lying on his chest, with both little paws kneading.

“Meow!” ‘I’m hungry.’

Seeing Su Jiang wake up, Fugui meowed and jumped to the side of Su Jiang’s head.

Su Jiang looked at his phone, it was five in the morning.

“I really want to explode your cat head, Fugui.” Su Jiang got up, expressionless, grabbing Fugui’s nape.

He decided to close the door when sleeping in the future, not letting this stinky cat come in and disturb his sleep.

Do you know how difficult it is for a college student to sleep in?

You don’t know!

You only care about your crappy ham sausages!

With some resentment, Su Jiang walked to the fridge, took out the remaining ham sausages, and threw them in front of Fugui.

“Come, eat, finish them all for me!” Su Jiang said fiercely.

Seeing this, Fugui, somewhat afraid, moved away from the ham sausages, looking at Su Jiang with some fear, pitifully meowing.

“Meow meow meow?” ‘Is this my last meal?’

Su Jiang rubbed his forehead in pain. He was also absurd, competing with a silly cat.

Picking up one of the ham sausages, he carefully peeled it open, placed it on a small plate, and handed it to Fugui.

“Eat, ancestor.”

“Meow!” You’re welcome.

How polite of you.

Since he was already awake, Su Jiang decided not to go back to sleep. He made himself a cup of coffee and sat on the balcony, enjoying the morning.

At half past five in the morning, a white cat was nibbling on a ham sausage inside the house. Su Jiang’s hair was a mess, and he sat on the balcony looking at the slightly brightening sky outside, feeling a bit melancholic.

“Why is my life getting more and more absurd…”

Su Jiang took a sip of his coffee, unable to understand where things went wrong.

Mainly… he was bored.

He realized that he woke up so early because he truly couldn’t find anything to do.

Due to his extraordinary body, once he woke up, he couldn’t fall back asleep.

Since that was the case, he decided to play a game after a long time!

Su Jiang decisively turned on his computer, originally… oh no, the league is activated!

Half an hour later.

Su Jiang stared at the dim screen, looking at his Yasuo’s zero-zero score, feeling slightly frustrated.

Have I… become a noob?

I’ve only been away from the game for a few days, and I’m already this bad?

No way, the opponents must be cheating!

Su Jiang refused to believe it and started another match.

The score was still unbearable.

“Damn! Are there so many cheaters today?”

He started another match…

Someone once said that while history doesn’t repeat itself, it does have similar melodies.

Su Jiang’s practical experience proved this saying right. Although each match had different results, they were all equally unbearable.

“If you’re bad, just don’t play.”

Watching his teammates mock him, Su Jiang felt lost, wondering what had happened to himself.

Could the price of gaining the system be losing the gaming talent that I was proud of?

In reality, Su Jiang didn’t have any gaming talent; after playing for so long, he was still in the Gold rank, just slightly better than Wang Ziyang’s mediocre performance.

Unconsciously, Su Jiang played until noon, oh no, he lost continuously until noon.

At that moment, he received a message from An Ruo.

“I’ll come over to see Fugui at your place later, send me your house number.”

Su Jiang quickly sent his house number and specific address to An Ruo, then decisively closed the game.

Garbage game, not even worth a dog’s time.

At this moment, at the An residence.

An Mingjie watched as An Ruo rushed down from upstairs in a hurry, wearing jeans and holding a white jacket in her hand.

“Ruoruo, let’s eat…”

“Brother, I’m not eating, I’m going to Su Jiang’s place!”

After speaking, An Ruo didn’t even look back, waved at the stunned An Mingjie, and hurried out the door.

An Mingjie: “???”

He felt a wave of sadness, realizing that his sister had truly changed, starting to care less about him.

An Mingjie was now gritting his teeth, feeling an inexplicable urge to give Su Jiang a beating.

An Ruo got into the car, sat in the back, rummaged through her little bag, took out a small mirror, and looked at herself.

“Is my makeup okay today?” An Ruo asked the two bodyguards in front.

Yes, they finally have names, called Azuo and Ama.

“Miss, you always look beautiful every day.” Ama, the co-driver, smiled and replied indulgently, his face full of affection.

His words were not just flattery; An Ruo indeed had a natural beauty, rarely wearing makeup, and even if she did, it was minimal.

Even without much effort, she was considered the beauty of the class by her classmates. Even if An Ruo were a bit more high-profile, being the beauty of the department was a given.

Hearing this, An Ruo smiled contentedly, calming down her excited heart a bit. It was her first time going to Su Jiang’s house, and she felt a bit excited.

“I wonder if his house is big, what it looks like, and if it’s messy…” An Ruo imagined what Su Jiang’s home might be like in her mind.

She thought Su Jiang might be like other guys, with a messy house and socks thrown everywhere.

In reality, that wasn’t the case. One important reason Su Jiang lived alone outside was that he had a slight obsession with cleanliness.

Although not very serious, he could at least maintain basic cleanliness and order.

It’s said that among students living on campus, there are always some improper individuals who throw socks and underwear into the communal washing machine. Just hearing about it gave Su Jiang the creeps, wishing he could throw those people into the washing machine and wash them away.

On the other side, Su Jiang was currently doing a major cleanup at home.

“Fugui, let me tell you, a girl will be coming over later. Remember, don’t be mean to her, act cute for me.”

Su Jiang instructed Fugui while mopping the floor.

“Also, can you do a backflip?”

“Meow?” ‘Should I know how to do that?’

“Never mind, it’s okay if you can’t. You can learn slowly in the future.”

Fugui lay on the balcony, yawning, its two cat eyes staring at Su Jiang with a complex expression.

It felt like its owner might be a bit unwell.

His mental state was different from many humans it had seen before, somewhat absurd.

Su Jiang sprayed some air freshener all around, he had never thought his home could be this clean.

Taking advantage of having a little time, Su Jiang quickly took a shower to tidy up his messy hair.

Just as he stepped into the bathroom, Su Jiang stepped back out, looked at the lazy Fugui on the balcony, thought for a moment, then ran over, scooped up the little white cat, and took it into the bathroom.

“You’re going to shower too, don’t transfer any bacteria onto others.”

“Meow?” ‘Didn’t I just shower yesterday?’

“Meow!” ‘And I don’t have any bacteria on me!’

“No more nonsense, you’re getting a bath!”

So, within less than twenty-four hours of arriving at Su Jiang’s home, Fugui was forced to take two baths.

Su Jiang used a hairdryer to dry Fugui’s fur, and Fugui looked utterly miserable.

Oh well, might as well embrace the destruction.

If only I knew, I wouldn’t have come home with this foolish owner.

*Ding Dong!* The doorbell rang, Su Jiang raised his eyebrows, thinking they came rather quickly.

“They’re here!” Putting down the hairdryer, Su Jiang walked to the door, saying as he opened it.

“Welcome… um.”

Su Jiang froze, looking at the two figures at the door with smiles on their faces, he was completely stunned, shouting out.

“Mom, Dad?!”