Chapter 26: We usually call it “Mechanical Zit”.

58.

Even someone like me, who has seen countless things and is experienced in movies, felt weak in the knees upon hearing those words.

Who can withstand this!

Who can withstand this!

Wei Nanlin’s storage compartments were like Doraemon’s treasure box, except that his was improper, while Doraemon’s was legit.

There was another unopened delivery box. Wei Nanlin took out a metal bookmark from the bedside book, gently sliding it across, and the tape came off.

“Can you use this thing?”

At first glance, I didn’t recognize it; I thought it was a microphone. It wasn’t until I opened the manual that I realized it was a cleaning device.

He’s quite thorough with his preparations!

I looked at Wei Nanlin and shook my head.

I’ve heard of it but haven’t actually used it. All adult books and movies also skip this part since it’s not particularly tasteful.

Wei Nanlin held the box in one hand and wrapped his arm around my shoulder, pushing me toward the bathroom direction, “I’ll teach you.”

“Uh…” Just the thought of getting undressed in front of someone made my head feel a bit hot. Nervously, I said, “No, no need for that. Just tell me how to use it.”

“Let’s explore it together.”

To be honest, as his live-in boyfriend, sharing the same bed for this long, we hadn’t reached that stage of intimacy that defies description. At most, I’d touched his chest and back, but the area below the coccyx hadn’t been explored.

Accustomed to innocence, when it came to such a frank encounter, I felt pretty embarrassed.

Wei Nanlin furrowed his brow, reading the product manual seriously. The way he looked was exactly the same as when he wrote papers on ordinary days, serious and focused.

Inappropriately, I felt like laughing.

Three minutes later, he put away the product manual and looked at me, “Xiao Qi, take off your pants.”

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“Don’t talk to me like that! It sounds like you’re about to give me a shot!”

Wei Nanlin’s lips curled up, a smile on his face, “Be good, take off your pants.”

“You sound like you’re coaxing a child to get a shot.”

Wei Nanlin: “Then how should I say it?”

I grabbed his shoulder and turned around in a full circle, “I think you should leave, I’ll figure it out myself!”

“Bang—”

The door closed.

I sat on the toilet seat, hearing the anxious footsteps outside the door. I could imagine Wei Nanlin pacing back and forth, waiting outside the operating room for the birth of his child.

“Are you done?” Wei Nanlin knocked on the door.

“Not yet!” I rolled my eyes, “It’s not that quick! I’ve just started!”

“Oh…”

After a while, the knocking sounded again.

“Xiao Qi, does it hurt?”

“I’m not giving birth!” I frowned, “Can you stop walking around outside? It’s making me nervous!”

The footsteps stopped, but through the frosted glass on the door, I could see Wei Nanlin standing just outside.

“…” I sighed, “Bro, can you go back to the room and wait for a while? I’ll call you when I’m done.”

“Oh.” The dark figure left, but it didn’t take long for it to sneakily return.

I shouted, “Do you think I can’t see you!”

Wei Nanlin shivered and went back to the room.

What used to be in the living room was now awakened by the rustling sounds, 007’s little head poking out of the dog bed.

The lights in both the bathroom and the room were on.

The little guy usually had the habit of secretly watching his owner while using the toilet. Without any hesitation, he lifted his paw and pushed open a crack in the bathroom door, only to be greeted by Wei Nanlin’s shirt, pants, belt, socks, and underwear.

“Bang—”

With socks still hanging from his neck, 007 was locked out of the door. The dog pawed at the door a few times, leaving scratch marks.

“Woof!”

“Don’t bark!” Wei Nanlin barked back through the gap under the door, then, in the next second, his tone changed, “I didn’t say you can’t bark.”

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60.

I was wrong in my previous speculation. Wei Nanlin wasn’t asexual. On the contrary, he was a Teddy expert.

Once the seal was broken, there was no turning back.

In the bathroom once, in the bedroom twice, and then again in the shower.

His physical fitness was amazing, and he hadn’t been going to the gym for nothing on ordinary days.

Those BL novels didn’t lie.

When he gets seductive, a restrained top is really something else.

I truly don’t have single drop left.jpg

61.

My thigh roots were sore beyond measure. After I finished showering, Wei Nanlin helped me and carried me back to bed.

“Is it still hurting?” Wei Nanlin took out a tube of ointment from the medicine box, “Turn over, let me take a look.”

Is it appropriate to show that area to someone?

Feeling both embarrassed and annoyed, I shrank into the blankets and protested, “Now you’re acting like you care so much. Who was the one who did it so many times just now?”

Wei Nanlin exclaimed, “Ouch,” and then, through the covers, he pulled me into his arms and kissed my forehead, “Then why did you tease me so much?”

“Who teased you!” I glared at him, interrupting him, “I already said I don’t want it!”

“Isn’t that a case of playing hard to get?”

“Don’t you dare!” My nostrils flared in anger, and I burrowed into the covers, “You, a doctor, don’t have any sense of discernment.”

Wei Nanlin sounded somewhat aggrieved, “It was my first time, you know? I wanted to leave a lasting impression.”

Too fucking lasting.

Wei Nanlin seemed like a child who realized his mistake, his voice lowered, “I’ll be more careful next time. We can establish a safe word. If you can’t handle it, just say the safe word, and I’ll stop.”

“What safe word?”

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.”

“Is that even a word?”

Wei Nanlin burst into laughter, “It is, it’s silicosis.”

“I think you want me dead.”

“I’m joking. Next time, you can decide. I’ll make sure to stop in time.” Wei Nanlin hesitated for two seconds and then added, “This time, it’s my fault. How about I do your household chores for a month as a punishment?”

My eyes lit up, I lifted the corner of the blanket, and mumbled, “Come in and hug me.”

Wei Nanlin chuckled softly and slipped into the covers, his arm around my lower back. With a light tug, he easily pulled me into his embrace.

This was the first time we embraced each other naked. I could feel the rhythm of his chest rising and falling, hear his steady heartbeat, and catch a hint of his faint natural fragrance.

I tilted my head and pressed against his neck, asking, “What if I give you a little strawberry mark? Would you mind?”

“No, I wouldn’t,” Wei Nanlin smiled and said, “But do you know where the so-called strawberry hickey comes from?”

I shook my head.

“In fact, it’s caused by the rupture of subcutaneous capillaries due to strong external pressure. We generally call it mechanical purpura. For areas like the neck where the skin is thinner, it’s best not to use too much force. Excessive suction on the neck can lead to arterial damage, and if the blood clot flows to other parts, it can be dangerous.”

“…” All the romantic atmosphere was gone.

Wei Nanlin offered his neck, his index finger pointing near his Adam’s apple, “Come on, but be mindful of the pressure.”

“Don’t do it anymore. I don’t want you to die. Even a little bit might not be okay.”

Wei Nanlin laughed, “Then let me give you one.” He said and then slipped under the covers.

Wei Nanlin’s short hair brushed against my skin, and he bit down on the skin of my chest, sucking hard. When he pulled away, he left a clear, bright hickey mark.

“It kind of looks like a little heart. You’ve got some skills in this sucking technique,” I remarked.

Wei Nanlin seemed quite proud, “Yes, I do.”

I opened my mouth and bit down on the skin of his chest, giving it a lick.

“Hey hey hey… that tickles…”