Chapter 63 1/2

Jiang Li turned to Jiang Wanlan and said, “Dad, I’m very happy today.” Seeing that he was fine, Jiang Wanlan wiped the sweat off his forehead and asked, “What made you remember something?” Jiang replied, “About the orphanage. I promise this is the last time I’ll think about it.”

Meanwhile, at the space base, Meng Ru commanded the communication department to shut down Alpha gathering places, spreading provocative statements. Meng Ru frowned, unsure of how to handle it effectively.

At the same time, news arrived from Earth that Alpha had cornered Jiang Li in the hospital. Meng Ru, angered, decided direct action was needed and called upon the top Alphas for strategy.

“Dispelling rumours won’t work; we’re dealing with a group of illiterate people who won’t read anything over a hundred words.”

Top Alphas looked concerned, as this was the only task their leader assigned before leaving. Meng Ru, leaning back, remarked, “Those people have been demanding support from top Alphas.” The top Alphas quickly distanced themselves, claiming, “Our stance aligns completely with Sister-in-law!” Meng Ru gestured for proof.

Meng, a cunning general! Truly deserving of being chosen as the leader’s proxy!

Top Alphas took out their phones, logged into the Star Network, and posted a dynamic from the [Giant Wheel Group Young Master] account:

Low-level Alphas take pride in primal savagery; civilised Alphas prefer calm and rationality. Support the development of side-effect-free impotence drugs! 

Others quickly reposted in support.

[Waste Alphas are seeking virility drugs, while we top Alphas only need impotence drugs.] [Top Alphas are seeking the drug online nine times in one night.]

[To be honest, I want impotence drugs with a chocolate flavour.] [Seriously? I can’t believe there’s an Alpha weak enough not to need impotence drugs. 

Top Alphas, in unity, checked their phones, making sure everyone was supporting “Sister-in-law.” What! You haven’t reposted yet. Will your sister-in-law harm you?!

This lively scene left netizens utterly astonished.

Has Zheng Zheng been hacked?

The combined statements of these top Alphas are equivalent to the official announcements of the Federal Military Department. Not only in the military, but many top Alphas are certified not as Colonels or Generals but as heirs of certain groups, sons of certain companies, etc.Their collective wealth equals half of the federation.

The top trending topic is:

【Account Hacked】.

Refreshing my stereotypical view of top Alphas, it turns out they are so outstanding! [Apparently, impotence drugs are the fashion item for top Alphas.] [Shocking my mum.]

[Who understands? [I want a top Alpha boyfriend.]

[It’s… normal? After all, top Alphas are in the space force, always busy; there is no time to be in heat like lower-level Alphas! ]

[Summer insects can’t talk about ice; those few-second men who insulted Jiang Li don’t know the troubles of top Alphas.] [Look at the average Alpha boyfriend, showing off crooked melons and split dates every day, disgusted, and thrown away.] [Laughing so hard, are they acting all panicky, looking persecuted? Does it suit them? 

[Seriously, some Alphas actually need these drugs; you know, that stuff can be quite inconvenient, but the drugs on the market have side effects, and it’s easy to overdo it.]

This wave of top Alphas diverted all the hatred, and straight male cancer, now buried in the ground, angrily gathered to overthrow the dominance of top Alphas in their field.

However, facing the top Alphas, who were a hundred times stronger, no one dared enter the comment section to invite humiliation. Jiang Li, looking at the sudden trend, briefly suspected that Yang Xiaoli had hacked the account.

After graduating, Yang Xiaoli joined the Communication Technology Department in the Central District, secured a stable job, and quit hacking. Jiang Li quickly called, “Xiaoli, are you busy?”

Yang Xiaoli: “Invading the Den of Straight Alpha Cancer.”

Jiang Li: “I haven’t been affected; don’t let it interfere with your work.”

Yang Xiaoli: “Oh, you’re worried about the hacking. It wasn’t me; I checked; the IP is from the space base; it’s their own doing.”

“The den is not just me. You can’t catch me here.”

Jiang Li was stunned; the space base, where those top Alphas, including Cen Lang, were good buddies, He remembered the awkward situation of being called “sister-in-law” and blushed a bit. “Xiaoli, do you have time to come over for dinner today?”

Both of them were used to being alone. Yang Xiaoli was even less accustomed to eating with elders. Jiang Li had invited him several times, but he always claimed to be working overtime. According to him, he would rather sit with the expressionless Cen Lang than be stared at with loving eyes by Jiang Wanlan.

Yang Xiaoli: “Hey, hey, bad signal…”

Jiang Li: “There are a few other classmates.”

Yang Xiaoli: “More than four?”

Jiang Li: “Yes.”

Yang Xiaoli: “Alright.”

Jiang Li hung up the phone, met his dad’s worried gaze, and said, “I haven’t been scared.”

Seeing that he could still invite friends for dinner as usual, Jiang Wanlan let go of his concerns. If Jiang Li had something on his mind, he wouldn’t invite friends over.

He looked out the window and asked Wang Wang, “Where’s Lu Jing?” The troublemakers had been cleared outside, and Lu Jing was nowhere to be seen.

Wang Wang: “General Lu went to settle a fight.”

The pheromones of a top Alpha could suppress people, instilling fear from the bottom of their hearts. This should count as a one-sided beating.

Jiang Wanlan: “Okay.”

Wang Wang: “Should I call General Lu?”

Jiang Wanlan: “No need; he has had some spare pheromones recently that might come in handy.”

Wang Wang:?

Jiang Li: “…”

Letting only one dad have impotence seems a bit unfair.

Jiang Wanlan had always wanted to thank the classmates who took care of Jiang Li, but he never found the time.

To fully accommodate Jiang Li’s friends, Jiang Wanlan hired a team of chefs and arranged a buffet at home with delicacies and various desserts.

Jiang Li’s three roommates, Yang Xiaoli, Chen Liufeng from Bionics, and a colleague from Tianchen Laboratory—eight people in total—came. Jiang Wanlan and Lu Jing appeared at the beginning and then made way for them.

Roommate Wang Tianhu was always casual and, after eating and drinking his fill, exclaimed, “Wealthy dad, wealthy husband, wealthy heir.” He pointed to the baby in Jiang Li’s belly and said, “Tsk, the scholar’s half-life surrounded by wealthy families.”

“Can the child call me uncle when it’s born?”

Wang Tianhu’s eyes glittered. He didn’t have any peers or friends having children, so being promoted to a different generation meant…