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The next morning, Wang Hao woke up early. He was so excited every day!
There are surprises everywhere. Luck Dice, let’s go!
Then, Wang Hao was completely dumbfounded. No way, today is actually unlucky again?”
The top of the Fortune Dice was unlucky again!
Wang Hao instantly felt uncomfortable, and his aura dropped by fifty percent…
”Low profile, I have to keep a low profile!” Wang Hao prayed for a while and then went to work!
Inside the elevator, Wang Hao looked around. Logically speaking, it shouldn’t be…”
They actually successfully reached the first floor! Eh? The power of this misfortune today doesn’t seem to be much…F * ck, whose dog poop is this? Wait, look at this shape, color, and size…
”Little White!” Wang Hao roared. Don’t be happy too early. Just you wait!”
Wang Hao walked to the fountain in the neighborhood and washed his shoes. He looked dejected.” Looks like I’m still unlucky. I wonder how unlucky I am…”
When he arrived at the bus stop, he waited for about twenty minutes before the bus finally arrived. Wang Hao got on the bus and sat for about ten minutes before he took out his phone and called Director Gao.” Hello, is this Director Gao?” I’m really sorry, I’m really sorry. There’s a traffic jam here, and I don’t know how long it will take to get there…En, okay, don’t worry, I’ll definitely do it as soon as possible. Okay, thank you, Director Gao!”
” Phew…” Wang Hao hung up the phone and let out a long sigh.” It would be better if it was just like this…”
Then, he felt that something was wrong. Why was his shoulder soft?
Wang Hao turned around and was completely stunned!
A buck-toothed woman who could only be rated as 45 points was standing next to him, close to him!
F * ck! Heavens have mercy! I really don’t think she’s ugly! There was nothing she could do about it! But what’s the matter with you rubbing your chest against your arm?
A chill ran from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. Wang Hao felt goosebumps all over his arms, so he quickly leaned in.
Then, the bus suddenly braked…
That woman’s entire body was on his back!
Wang Hao broke out in a cold sweat, but the woman leaned over and almost kissed him!
Damn, did I meet a bus fanatic? No!
” Erm, Miss, it’s a little hot…” Wang Hao sweated profusely and moved further in…
” It’s pretty cool…” The bus addict looked around and suddenly put her hand on her forehead. Her head fell on Wang Hao’s shoulder.” Oh, I’m a little dizzy. Let me lean on your shoulder…”
It was as if an electric current was flowing through his entire body!
Big Sis! Why are you only leaning on me when you have so many shoulders?
”You’re sick. Sit, sit!” Wang Hao bounced up as if he was being pricked by needles.” This is my stop. I’ll get off first!”
Oh my god, would he encounter such a scene if he was handsome?
As soon as Wang Hao got out of the car, the passengers who had taken photos of what had happened uploaded the video online.
”See you after living for a long time! I’ve seen many bus fanatics, but have you heard of bus fanatics?”
The moment this post was posted, it instantly exploded on Weibo!
”Finally, this kind of news. This man deserves it! Who are you trying to seduce by wearing so little? So little, so flirtatious, isn’t it for a woman to touch!”
”The leg hair is exposed. He might be a duck!”
”If a fly doesn’t bite a seamless egg, the man must be indecent! Why are there so many men on the bus harassing you?”
” There must be something hateful about a pitiful person. Who else would be molested if not him?”
”You dare to go out without your girlfriend. You asked for it!”
The number of clicks was simply climbing at a rapid pace! In just 20 minutes, it had been forwarded more than 3,000 times, and this number was still growing rapidly!
……
” I’m speechless…” Wang Hao finally ran to a road with less traffic, panting heavily. brother can take a taxi, can’t I?
After waiting for five minutes, they finally stopped a taxi. It was not easy, driver. The weather was so hot that it could kill people!
” Shanghai Avenue Shopping Center,” Wang Hao said while fanning himself.
”Alright.” The driver pressed the meter and started driving!
Nothing bad happened on the way. They arrived at their destination safely. Wang Hao got out of the car and paid the driver. He sighed.” It’s okay. It’s not a big problem. We finally arrived at the scene!”
He went straight to the dining area on the sixth floor. The whole crew was filming the knife-throwing scene. Director Gao saw Wang Hao and immediately ordered,” Little Wang, go over there and help after you change!”
Wang Hao’s position here was lighting assistant, which meant he was just a handyman. Although Li Fei had taken him in as a disciple, his position here hadn’t changed much, so he still had to do some work.
”Alright, right away.” Wang Hao quickly changed into his work clothes and went to the lighting in fear. The scene began.
Li Fei had already modified this scene according to Wang Hao’s homemade script, and it was very similar to the original one. The scene now was the scene where the male and female leads were eating here.
Then, Wang Hao knew that since he was unlucky today, it wouldn’t be a peaceful day. He had just lifted the light pole when the light bulb exploded!
Wang Hao was speechless.
Director Gao was speechless.
”What are you all standing there for?” “Hurry up and get the light bulb!” Director Gao roared. Hurry up!”
”Alright!” A staff member immediately went to get the light bulb, but when he came back, he tripped and fell on Wang Hao. The chain reaction started. First, they hit the male and female leads, then the light pole scratched the camera, and then they knocked over three tables, spilling drinks all over the floor…
Director Gao grabbed his hair.
Wang Hao was speechless.
The cameraman: ” Director Gao, it’s not good. It’s broken from the fall just now. All the previous shots are gone!”
Director Gao was speechless.
”What’s going on, Big Brother?” Director Gao was on the verge of breaking down. Do you know how heavy the losses this time are? Fortunately, we haven’t officially started yet. Otherwise, we would have spent at least a few thousand yuan…What’s that smell?”
” Not good, Director Gao. The prop room is on fire!”
”F * ck! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and put out the fire!”
Wang Hao was speechless.
Oh heavens, oh earth, you can’t play like this! I only have this one job. If I blow brother I’ll be unemployed again!
The whole crew was in a mess for more than half an hour before everything returned to normal. When Wang Hao was about to do some odd jobs again, there was a loud bang, and the printer that he had just touched started smoking…
Wang Hao was speechless.
Director Gao was speechless.
The surrounding spectators who didn’t know the truth were speechless.
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LeadRee[Translator]
Thank you very much for reading my translations.