chapter 77:~Digging Your Own Pit?~

“Cough cough cough ……”

The juice she just drank into her mouth almost choked her to death.

How did this Ji Wu Jue flip her sign board name again?

Could it be that Lan Guiren had fallen out of favor?

　

Or is it that Noble Consort Yao hasn’t learnt the moves in the little yellow book yet?

It’s only been a few days ah, and she has to be made to serve the bed again!

The last time she pretended to be sick, Ji Wu Jue didn’t believe her. This time, if she pretends to be sick again, Ji Wu Jue probably won’t be that nice to talk to. 

Lu Yunluo is having a headache, Sister Zhou came in, looked at Lu Yunluo who was still sitting on the chair, she immediately became anxious, “Yin Shuang, hurry up help Niang Niang dress and make up ah, the sedan chair is going to arrive soon.”

This palace serving on the bed’s rules can be a lot of it, there is still a whole lot behind the process, so delayed time is not good.

Therefore,although Lu Yunluo was a hundred times unwilling, Yin Shuang and Sister Zhou pushed into the bath room and began to prepare her. 

Changed into a bright soft yellow willow leaf dress, she was pressed in front of the mirror to start the makeup and hair do. 

Yin Shuang even found the jewelry box that was brought into the palace when the wedding was held, in which she picked a kind of bird with red feathers’s jade bracelet and put it on Lu Yunluo’s wrist

She’s been thinking about this red jadeite bracelet before. She wanted to sell it cheaply in the palace for some food. At that time,Yin Shuang refused to let her sell it, and stopped her from doing so. Later, after earning silver, she completely forgot about this jade bracelet.

It’s said that ‘ten thousand emeralds are easy to get, but one jadeite is hard to find.’ This bracelet is of good quality color, bright and transparent, it should be the best of the red jade bracelets, therefore, it’s probably worth a lot of silver. Luckily, Yin Shuang stopped it at that time.

After finishing her make-up and hairstyle, Sister Zhou drove Yin Shuang out of the room, and then mysteriously pulled Lu Yunluo into a corner of the room.

“Niang Niang, your mother passed away early when you were a child, and it was this old slave who single-handedly watched you grow up. It’s also been so long since you and His Majesty were married, so tonight will finally be the night to consummate the marriage.”

Lu Yunluo glanced at Zhou Mama, it seemed that Yin Shuang didn’t tell her about her almost whoring out Ji Wu Jue last time.

Yin Shuang, this girl is quite good!

Otherwise, if Sister Zhou found out about that matter, she would be lectured by her for days.

“This old slave has bought a book from someone in the palace in the past two days, while waiting for the sedan chair that has not yet arrived, Niang Niang, you read it for a moment.”

Sister Zhou held her voice extremely low, fear of being heard by others.

Then seeing her pull out a booklet from her bosom that she was extremely familiar with, the corners of Lu Yunluo’s mouth twitched slightly.

Wasn’t this the little yellow book she had drawn?

Last time, the last book was even sold to Noble Consort Yao.

Is Sister Zhou paying to buy it back from someone else?

“Niang Niang, this old slave knows that a girl will inevitably be shy when they see this booklet, but in this palace, if you don’t understand some of these palace affairs, it’s definitely a big no!”

Seeing Lu Yunluo’s stunned appearance, Sister Zhou thought that Lu Yunluo was shy and began to persuade her patiently. 

Afterwards, she turned on the explanation mode.

Lu Yunluo at this moment, finally knew what is called ‘the moment Heaven sends down calamities, it is still possible to escape from it; when we occasion the calamities ourselves, it is not possible to live. ‘

[Tiān zuò niè yóu kě shù, zì zuò niè bù kè huó / 天作孽犹可恕，自作孽不可活:  If a natural disaster happens to someone, he/she can be forgiven; but if it’s of one’s own making, he/she deserves the punishment. ]

What kind of devilish plot is this? In where she has to listen to Sister Zhou explaining to her about her drawings of the pornograpic picture?

Is she considered to be digging her own hole and jumping into it?

Lu Yunluo suddenly thought of a very important question and grabbed Sister Zhou’s hand, asking very seriously, “Zhou Mama, this booklet, how much silver did you spend on it?”

Zhou Mama didn’t know why Lu Yunluo would suddenly ask her this question, but still answered, “This old slave spent a total of 500 taels to buy it from a eunuch.”