Chapter 19: Let’s Go, Little Xixi

Zhao Xue saw Yi Feng spitting blood from his mouth and quickly asked, “How are you, Yi Feng? Are you alright? Should we go to the hospital to have a look?”

Yi Feng weakly said, “Teacher, I, I’m fine!”

“How can you be fine in this condition?”

“Wang Tie, quickly help Yi Feng to the infirmary!”

“Okay, teacher!” Wang Tie hurriedly came over to support Yi Feng, but he secretly gave Yi Feng a thumbs up.

Awesome, Brother Feng!

You are my idol!

Yi Feng revealed a barely noticeable smile, then pretended to be in pain and said, “Teacher, you have to stand up for me!”

Hou Zixing was so angry that he almost spat blood!

Damn it! This guy is too despicable!

“Tea, teacher, I swear, I didn’t hit him!”

“Absolutely not!”

“I, Hou Zixing, swear to heaven, if I touched him, may lightning strike me!”

Hou Zixing swore earnestly, his words sincere.

Zhao Xue glared at him and scolded, “How dare you still quibble, refusing to admit your mistake!”

“Do you think we are all blind?”

Hou Zixing panicked and turned around, saying, “Teacher, if you don’t believe it, ask them, they can testify for me!”

Niu Dajun asked sternly with a dark face, “Tell me, did Hou Zixing just make a move?”

Several dozen students nodded in unison, having indeed seen Hou Zixing make the first move.

Hou Zixing: “???”

Damn it, you guys!

I…I am being wronged!

Niu Dajun righteously scolded, “Hou Zixing, look, so many people saw it!”

“Bullying classmates and not admitting your mistake, how could we have a student like you in our school?!”

“This is outrageous, unforgivable!”

“Come with me, we’re calling your parents right now!”

“Have your parents come over!”

Hou Zixing’s face fell, now he was utterly defenseless.

Zhao Xue turned to Yi Feng and said, “Yi Feng, you go to the infirmary first. Rest assured, I will see justice done for you!”

“Thank you, teacher!” Yi Feng gratefully said, then left with Wang Tie.

Thus, Wang Tie supported Yi Feng and left the scene.

Niu Dajun walked up to Hou Zixing, about to take him away, when suddenly he smelled a foul odor.

“My God, did you, did you soil your pants?”

Niu Dajun saw his pants covered in feces, nearly vomiting from disgust.

Such a grown person, to actually have diarrhea in public!

“Let’s go, change your pants first!”

Hearing this, Hou Zixing’s spirit nearly collapsed…

…

Meanwhile, Wang Tie supported Yi Feng back to school, on the way to the parking shed.

“Damn! That was awesome!”

“Brother Feng, your plan was brilliant!”

“Look at Hou Zixing, that guy was almost crying! Haha!”

“And also, Brother Feng, your acting is too awesome! It’s a waste not to act, you could have been a movie star!”

Wang Tie admirably gave Yi Feng a thumbs up.

“Hand me a tissue.” Yi Feng let go of him and smiled.

“Here you go, Brother Feng.” Wang Tie took out a tissue from his backpack.

Yi Feng wiped the pig blood off his mouth.

“Tie, the pig blood you found is too fishy!”

Scratching his head, Wang Tie said sheepishly, “Hehe, Brother Feng, there was no choice, the school cafeteria only had pig blood, I couldn’t find chicken or duck blood, so I just made do!”

“But seriously, Brother Feng, your plan was absolutely genius!”

“Putting a whole bottle of laxative in his cola and making Hou Zixing drink it, he must be dehydrated from diarrhea by now, haha!”

“He just sprayed feces in front of so many people… That scene was just too epic, he probably won’t have the face to see anyone ever again! I died laughing!”

After wiping the blood clean and rinsing his mouth with water, Yi Feng smiled and said, “He asked for it, messing with me?”

“Not killing him was my mercy.”

Hearing this, Wang Tie felt a chill down his spine, realizing that anyone who messes with Brother Feng is seeking death!

Brother Feng is too ruthless!

“Brother Feng, are we still going to the infirmary?”

“Go to hell, let’s go home.” Yi Feng laughed.

Now that Hou Zixing had been thoroughly dealt with, it also served as a warning to others.

Those who secretly love Gu Muxi will have to think twice before causing trouble.

This is like killing one to warn a hundred!

“Stinky Yi Feng! Where did you go?”

Gu Muxi came over quickly, fuming with anger.

“Cough cough, nothing much, just went to the school’s back gate.” Yi Feng smiled.

“Ah? You, you’re hurt?! Did Hou Zixing hit you?”

“Outrageous, I’ll go and teach him a lesson for you!” Gu Muxi saw the fresh blood on Yi Feng’s collar and was so angry that her eyebrows inverted, rolling up her sleeves to go settle the score with Hou Zixing.

Yi Feng felt warm inside; ever since they were kids, whenever he was bullied, Gu Muxi would always stand up for him and regain his honor.

As a child, Gu Muxi would shout at those who bullied him.

“Yi Feng can only be bullied by me, anyone who dares to bully him, I’ll flatten you!”

The domineering yet righteous Gu Muxi, how adorable!

Seeing Gu Muxi about to go over, Yi Feng quickly pulled her back.

“It’s okay, this is fake blood, from a pig.”

“Huh? Pig blood?” Gu Muxi asked, confused.

Then Yi Feng briefly explained his plan and what had just happened at the scene.

Gu Muxi was stunned.

“Well done, Yi Feng, you’re really too cunning!”

“But… nicely done, haha!”

Gu Muxi patted his shoulder approvingly.

“Of course, do I look like someone who would suffer a loss?”

“Dealing with a little brat is a matter of minutes.” Yi Feng laughed.

“You’re clever. Let’s go home!” Gu Muxi rarely praised him.

The three of them arrived at the parking shed.

Yi Feng was about to ride Gu Muxi’s bicycle but was stopped by her.

“Ride your own bike, don’t think about riding mine anymore.”

“Huh? Wasn’t my bike’s tire punctured by you? How can I ride it? Are you suggesting I walk home?” Yi Feng gave her a look.

“I’ve already fixed it for you.” Gu Muxi casually said, pushing her own bike out.

“Huh? Fixed? You know how to fix bikes?” Yi Feng was surprised as he went to check the bike’s rear tire.

It seemed to be really fixed, the tire wasn’t flat.

“Hehe, are you underestimating me, Yi Feng?”

“Fixing a tire is such a simple task, could it possibly be difficult for me?” Gu Muxi arrogantly lifted her chin.

“You’re amazing.” Yi Feng shook his head and smiled, secretly pressing his foot against the wheel, then twisting his hand.

“But… why does it seem like my front tire is a bit crooked?” Yi Feng pretended to be surprised.

“What’s crooked?” Gu Muxi put down the kickstand and went to check, noticing the front wheel indeed seemed a bit crooked.

“Huh? What’s going on? It was fine just now, what happened?” Gu Muxi was puzzled and confused.

However, Wang Tie, who witnessed all this, secretly laughed but had to cover his mouth, trying hard not to make a sound.

Brother Feng is awesome!

Such a masterstroke!

To ride home with the school beauty, he didn’t hesitate to sabotage his own bike!

Brilliant move!

Yi Feng sighed, “What a pity, this broken bike can’t be ridden.”

“Gu Muxi, it looks like you’ll have to carry me back for the next few days.”

Gu Muxi: “……”

“Fine, fine, my bad luck, get on!”

Yi Feng turned sorrow into joy, hopped onto the back seat of her bike, “Then I’ll trouble you!”

“I’m seated, let’s go, Little Xixi!”

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