Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 10

When sending good night message, Ning Xiaoyu got the latest news from Shen Yueyue.

“That person escaped so quickly that they haven’t been caught yet, it looks like they’re not a novice.”

This salted fish had always been big-hearted. Ning Xiaoyu felt that it was only a matter of time before that obsessive fan was caught. She wasn’t worried about it at all.

After calming Shen Yueyue, she went to sleep.

———


Early the next morning, Ning Xiaoyu ate the luxurious breakfast specially prepared for her by the program crew.

It has to be said that this breakfast attracted a small wave of hatred. For example, Ning Yuwei had a slightly unpleasant look on her face.

After the guests had eaten, the director announced their schedule—— A three-day trip to a forest park.

As the show reached its third day, the director decided it was time for the guests to hang out together.

Whether it was friendship or love, it was extremely easy to warm up with each other during a trip. Travelling could also deepen the understanding between the guests, which was a must for dating and making friends.

Three hours later, all eleven guests of 《Hi, My Friend》 stood outside the gate of a forest park.

Shen Yueyue whispered towards Ning Xiaoyu, “I wonder if the movie king will come.”

Ning Xiaoyu shook her head honestly. “I also have no idea.”

Shen Yueyue nodded seriously. “That’s right, it’s hard to guess what the movie king is thinking.”

On the other side, Ning Yuwei was also looking around for Lu Jingdu’s figure.

Xu Cheng walked towards her and charmingly asked, “Are you looking for something?”

Ning Yuwei suppressed her disappointment and said with a smile, “No, it’s nothing.”

Xu Cheng put one hand in his pocket. “Follow me later. This forest park is huge, it’s easy to get lost if you’re not careful.”

Mu Jiajia spoke up from the side, “We should be moving together later, right?”

Xu Cheng shrugged. “That’s hard to say.”

According to the director’s intention, it should be that he wanted them to move in smaller groups. How else could they bond if there were too many people?

Sure enough, the director quickly asked them to separate into smaller groups.

In the end, eleven people were divided into three groups.

Ning Xiaoyu and Shen Yueyue were in a group, Ning Yuwei and her group totalled four people, and Xi Rui and the others were also in a group of four. Xi Rui took the initiative to invite Ning Xiaoyu to join them, however Ning Xiaoyu politely declined.

This salted fish didn’t like to join in the fun at all.

There was signal in the forest so they could use their mobile phones to contact the crew at any time. Each guest was also equipped with a locator and a live streaming device. In terms of safety, there wasn’t much to worry about.

Ning Xiaoyu and Shen Yueyue walked around slowly and were soon separated from the other groups.

【Why aren’t joining in with the others?】

【The more the merrier ah.】

【The people in Ning Yuwei’s live stream have started grilling!】

【Ahhhhh, Xu Cheng has a lot of experience in living in the wild.】

【They’re actually planning to eat the spiders they caught, aren’t they afraid?】

【This live stream is so boring, I’ll withdraw first.】

The number of people in her live broadcast room has decreased a lot but Ning Xiaoyu’s mood had not fluctuated and she was even happily enjoying the scenery.

It’s a pity that not long after, she heard the nervous and slightly tense voice of the love system.

【The obsessive fan who tried to climb into the wall yesterday also followed. She’s obsessed with the movie king. She loves him so much that she wants to die with him so that they can never be separated in this lifetime. She’s gone mad and, having learned taekwondo, is extremely dangerous.

Right now, she’s about three meters to your right.

The movie king came to alone to relax without an assistant or bodyguard. She’s quietly following behind him, looking for a chance to die with him. Girl, the movie king’s crisis is close at hand and imminent, you can——

A: Do a handsome kick. Send the obsessive fan flying.

B: Give a loud shout. Warn the movie king so he can dodge as quickly as possible.

C: Seek help from the program staff.】

Ning Xiaoyu: “……”

She had a million of mmp[1]māmàipī; mother f*cking words that she didn’t know whether to say or not.

The other party has learned taekwondo, but she, this salted fish, has not!

How to give a handsome kick?

She would like to make a big move like Wan’er[2]Shangguan Wan’er, a Chinese politician, poet, and imperial consort of the Wu Zhou and Tang dynasties. Described as a ‘female prime minister’; used to complement someone for being talented and … Continue reading, but can she? Can she?

Ning Xiaoyu subconsciously looked to her right. Maybe because she was occupied with chatting with Shen Yueyue just now, she hadn’t notice that there were other people near them.

She saw two heavily dressed people. The one slightly behind should be the obsessive fan who was scared off by Ning Xiaoyu yesterday, and the one in front wearing sunglasses, baseball cap, jacket, black jeans, and white sneakers, was Lu Jingdu.

It was Ning Xiaoyu’s first time seeing the movie king dressed like this.

He looked like a handsome and charming college student, youthful and full of vitality, and in fact, the movie king was really not that old.

But this wasn’t the point, the point was……

Out of the corner of her eye, Ning Xiaoyu caught a flash of bright light.

If she wasn’t mistaken, the obsess fan also brought a knife!

This was love that couldn’t be obtained, a hatred caused by love. So she wanted to be together with Lu Jingdu until the end of their lives?

Ning Xiaoyu thinks that obsessive fans were really scary.

Reality didn’t give her a chance to think more. The obsessive fan was already walking quickly towards Lu Jingdu, and by the looks of it, was about to take action.

In her haste, Ning Xiaoyu only had time to ask quickly in her mind, “I’ll be fine, right?” After all, it’s an interstellar system, so it should have given her a safety buff or something?

The love system rubbed its hands excitedly. 【Girl, rest assured and rush!】

Ning Xiaoyu was relieved. By instinct, she let out a loud shout as she darted towards Lu Jingdu.

“Lu Jingdu! Get out of the way!”

Upon hearing her, the movie king subconsciously stopped in his tracks.

But it wasn’t enough, not by a long shot.

Probably realizing that the matter was uncovered, the obsess fan showed her ferocious and crazy side.

“Brother, I love you, I love you so much. Let’s stay together for the rest of our lives, okay?” Saying that, she held the knife high and was about to ruthlessly stab Lu Jingdu in the next second.

In the nick of time, Ning Xiaoyu made a last instinctive dash and hugged Lu Jingdu. The two huddled together and rolled hard down the slope, instantly disappearing from the screen of Shen Yueyue’s live stream.

The live audience were stunned by this event.

It took a few seconds for them to react.

【It’s scripted, right?】

【F*ck, scripted fart. What is Shen Yueyue doing? What are you waiting for? Hurry up and ask for help.】

【F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, I thought this live broadcast room was boring just now, then something big happened right away?】

【I heard Ning Xiaoyu call Lu Jingdu, so the one with the baseball cap is the movie king?】

Shocked by the scene in front of her, Shen Yueyue took out her cell phone with shaking hands and called the director.

At this time, she felt that he and the others would be the fastest to get there.

By the time Shen Yueyue urged the director and his team to come over as soon as possible in a voice tinge with tears, Ning Xiaoyu and Lu Jingdu had already fallen to the bottom of the slope.

Perhaps because Ning Xiaoyu acted as the cushion, Lu Jingdu didn’t suffer any injuries. Instead, Ning Xiaoyu felt that she might have sprained one hand and one foot. She couldn’t move for a while.

Since she couldn’t move, she simply lay down like the salted fish that she was.

She couldn’t help but ask the love system in her mind, “What’s going on? Didn’t you tell me to rest assured and rush?”

The love system poked its finger together. 【It’s unrealistic to not get hurt at all, I have tried to reduce your injuries as much as possible. Moreover, the sprain is not serious and will heal in two or three days.】

Hearing these words, Ning Xiaoyu was completely relieved.

After tumbling for a while, the violently shaking screen of the live stream stabilized again.

The live streaming equipment that Ning Xiaoyu carried with her was the latest model, water resistant and shockproof, so it didn’t break after such a toss.

At the moment, the number of viewers in her live stream was rising at a frantic pace. It went from 5,000 at the beginning to 15,000, and this number was still soaring upwards.

Some of her fans were asking about her situation with concern.

【Anchor, what’s wrong?】

【Oh gosh, why is Xiao Yu not moving at all? Did she hurt her nerves and become paralyzed?】

【No! Xiao Yu, hurry up and say something, I’m afraid.】

Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t see their words, but fortunately, someone helped them ask the question they were most concerned about right now.

The clothes on Lu Jingdu’s body were stained with dust and grass, and his sunglasses had fallen to who knows where. He looked slightly disheveled, but even so, it still did not detract from his appearance and temperament.

“How are you doing?”

Ning Xiaoyu’s eyes were tightly closed, both her hands on her abdomen in a serene posture.

Seeing her like this, many viewers wanted to check her breathing for fear something had happened to her.

But in fact, Ning Xiaoyu was just being a salted fish and was too lazy to move.

Hearing Lu Jingdu’s words, she drowsily opened one eye and casually replied, “It’s nothing serious, I just can’t move for the time being.”

She can’t move……

Can’t move……

Can’t……

At these words, Lu Jingdu’s expression became stunned, his eyes drop down and he fell into silence.

The audience in her live stream couldn’t help but cry out.

【She can’t move. Anchor isn’t really paralyzed, is she?】

【It seems that there’s a big problem with Xiao Yu. She only opened one eye just now, is she unable to open the other one?】

【To save Lu Jingdu, the cost is really high…..】

【If the anchor hadn’t helped, it would be the movie king lying down now.】

As the person concerned, Lu Jingdu was naturally aware of this.

For the first time, he focused his gaze on Ning Xiaoyu seriously. No matter what, he owed her a debt of gratitude.

“Thank you. I can grant you any request within my ability.”

Upon hearing this sentence, the emotions of the live stream audience were all stirred up.

【Any request! Sisters, the movie king has solemnly given his words!】

【Sh*t, the movie king didn’t mention a number! In other words, no matter how many request Xiaoyu ask, he will agree?】

【Aaaahhhh, although it’s a bit out of place, I still want to say it’s too Sue[3]Mary Sue.】

【Upstairs only think of romance? If in exchange for all of this is a lifelong paralysis, it’s still too heavy a price.】

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t know that her hundreds of true fans were already worried sick for her.

Hearing his words, Ning Xiaoyu instantly regained her energy.

She licked her lips and said, “That’s really nice of you. Actually, I have a request right now.”

Lu Jingdu nodded. “Say it.”

【So, what request will Xiao Yu put forward?】

【It must be resources! A mansion!】

【Female lead of a Big IP script!】

At this time, the movie king’s girlfriend fans also rushed over.

When they heard Lu Jingdu’s promise, their hearts went cold.

When they heard Ning Xiaoyu’s words, they felt as if they had fallen into an ice cellar.

【Wuuwuuwuu, will she want Brother in exchange for this?】

【After all, it’s an unconditional promise from Brother, who can resist?】

【I-I-I…… If I were Ning Xiaoyu, I wouldn’t be able to resist acting coquettish and beg Brother for a hug right now.】

【If it were me, the first thing I’d ask is to be in a relationship with Brother.】

【Who wouldn’t want to be Brother’s girlfriend?】

Oh, Ning Xiaoyu didn’t want to.

She glanced at the left side of her body, where she used to have a small satchel with snacks.

When they tumbled down just now, the strap broke and the bag landed near them.

Fortunately, the clasp wasn’t broken and the contents did not fell out.

Otherwise, it would be a waste.

“My left hand hurts when I move it. Please help me see if the packed breakfast in the bag is crushed. If it’s not, give me a cupcake. I can use my right hand to hold it, it’s not injured. Thank you.”

That day’s breakfast was so extravagant that Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t eat it all.

She packed up all the extra and brought it with her.

After all the tossing she had just been through, she was a little hungry and wanted to eat something to treat her frightened self.

This shouldn’t be too much to ask, right?

The audience who heard her request: “……”

Lu Jingdu: “……”

That’s it? That’s it?

They thought Ning Xiaoyu would make a request such as ‘sticking close to Lu Jingdu’, or if not, it could also be resources like being a female lead of a drama. The audience didn’t know what to say.

Alright, it’s now solid.

This anchor, she’s really lacking a female’s heart! She doesn’t have one at all!

References

References
1 māmàipī; mother f*cking
2 Shangguan Wan’er, a Chinese politician, poet, and imperial consort of the Wu Zhou and Tang dynasties. Described as a ‘female prime minister’; used to complement someone for being talented and courageous
3 Mary Sue

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1 comment
  1. Chie has spoken 9 months ago

    God I love her

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