Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 18

While paying attention to Ning Yuwei’s movements, Ning Xiaoyu asked, “So what exactly are they planning to do?”

The love system looked indignant. 【What else can they do? Isn’t it the same thing whatever this group of people do?】

For some people, the process wasn’t important. Even if the means used were tacky, it didn’t matter as long as the result could meet expectations.

Although the love system didn’t specify, Ning Xiaoyu understood it in seconds.

But why did she have to understand everything? She seem to know a little too much.

Ning Xiaoyu was momentarily speechless. “The runaway little prince is surprisingly on the minds of so many people.”

Love System: ……

【Love System: He’s not little! Also, he’s already a mature grand prince (super loud). 】

Since he’s already a mature grand prince, shouldn’t he solve his own troubles?

Ning Xiaoyu was too lazy to talk to the love system and quickly made a choice.

As that day’s protagonist, Lu Jingdu was dressed in a well-fitted white suit, which made him look more handsome and noble. There were many guests surrounding him, each with a smile on their faces, wishing him a happy birthday and constantly chatting with him.

He’s the brightest star of the day.

If, however, he wasn’t prone to trouble, Ning Xiaoyu would have found the scene before her beautiful.

But unfortunately…… Lu Jingdu really attracts trouble.

Ning Xiaoyu put down the soft drinks in her hand, said something to Shen Yueyue, and then walked slowly towards Lu Jingdu. Even so, a waiter was a step ahead of her and walked up to Lu Jingdu first.

The waiter’s arm shook in a very natural way, and in the next second, a tray of red wine was all spilled on Lu Jingdu’s white suit.

All at once, the collision of wine glasses made a crisp clink. A few even fell to the floor. Fortunately, there was a carpet that served as a cushion so the glasses didn’t break, however, the wine spilled everywhere.

The entire hall was silent for a few seconds.

Lu Jingdu’s princely white suit was instantly ruined.

The red wine trickled down the suit jacket, seeping into it in patches. It obviously couldn’t be worn anymore.

In a small amount of time, there was a big puddle of red wine around Lu Jingdu.

The waiter was carefully selected and his acting skill was excellent. Seeing that he had succeeded in one move, he hurriedly lowered his head and said in panic, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it.” He didn’t mean it, he just did it on purpose.

Some guests complained loudly, “Why are you so clumsy?”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“The clothes are ruined, can you afford to pay for it?”

Lu Jingdu himself was splashed with red wine, but he looked very composed. Although he was a bit of a mess, he’s still calm and dignified, as if no matter what happened at the birthday party, it wouldn’t cause his emotions to fluctuate.

Lu Jingdu’s aunt said smoothly, “Jingdu, your clothes are dirty, go to any empty room and change. Hurry up and come back, don’t keep the guests waiting.”

Lu Jingdu hummed expressionlessly before striding towards the staircase of the hotel against the various gazes of the guests.

That day, for the convenience of the guests, the entire second floor rooms have been reserved by the Lu family, and there were still many vacant ones.

Upon seeing him leave, Ning Xiaoyu quickly chose to follow.

That’s right, she chose B for the love task just now!

She’d remind Lu Jingdu so that he could avoid this trouble smoothly.

The little runaway prince should learn to grow up on his own! That’s as far as she could help him.

【Love System: Woman, you have no heart!】

Ning Xiaoyu: I already have a lot of heart!

When the elevator door was about to close, Ning Xiaoyu took a step and followed inside.

Soon, the elevator doors closed.

Lu Jingdu was obviously surprised to see her. However, entering the elevator wasn’t unusual. There were a few guests who were tired and went to the second floor to rest.

Lu Jingdu didn’t speak but nodded to her as a greeting. It was obviously his birthday, but he didn’t look too happy about it. His suit was dirty, and he looked a little messy.

The smell of alcohol inside the elevator was very strong. If one wrung the suit a bit, they could probably squeeze out a few glasses of red wine on the spot.

Seeing that there was no one else except the two of them, Ning Xiaoyu sighed softly in her heart and said with a serious face, “When a boy is outside, he have to remember to protect himself.”

Lu Jingdu: “???”

He was dumbfounded at first, then, quickly realized that something was going on.

A look of surprise flashed in his eyes. He was about to say something when Ning Xiaoyu took out a bottle of ladies pepper spray from her crossbody bag and said to him with a profound expression, “Perhaps, you need this? “

Lu Jingdu: “……”

The love system was so excited that it screamed. 【Girl, as expected, you still care about the movie king!】

Giving a bottle of pepper spray is caring? You just said earlier that I don’t have a heart!

Ning Xiaoyu felt that no matter how complete the program of the love system was, there would still be a big gap between it and human beings with delicate and complex emotions, so she had accepted the fact that the love system was a little weird.

Lu Jingdu looked at the small bottle of pepper spray and saw the label ‘For Ladies’ written on it. After falling silent for three seconds, he said, “Thank you, but no need.”

Ning Xiaoyu pursed her lips. “Then you……”

A ding sounded. They’ve arrived on the second floor and the door automatically opened.

Instead of stepping outside immediately, Lu Jingdu bowed his head and sent a text message to his personal assistant, asking him to come up. Although he had already instructed one of the bodyguards, his personal assistant could send clothes over.

After sending the message, he looked sideways at Ning Xiaoyu and said, “There are many vacant rooms here in this floor. If you want to rest, you can choose one at random and dial 222 through the landline. The hotel staff can deliver free fruits and snacks. The tiramisu in this hotel tastes good, you should try it.”

【Love System: This is the first time that the movie king has said something so long to someone! All stories start with ‘except for you’. Wuuwuuwuu, so sweet! Really sweet!】

The love system’s words went in Ning Xiaoyu’s one ear and out the other. She nodded. “I got it. You should go and change your clothes quickly.”

The love system said faintly, 【The movie king has a habit of cleanliness. His clothes are this dirty, it’s impossible to just change, he definitely needs to take a shower!】

Ning Xiaoyu shrugged. What does it have to do with her whether Lu Jingdu takes a shower or change clothes?

Anyway, she had already completed the task and reminded the movie king to prepare early.

Now, she could retire.

In just a few days, she has accumulated a lot of love points, which shows how frequently the love system issues tasks.

She’s going to go on a strike sooner or later!

Ning Xiaoyu chose a room and immediately dialed 222. Soon, the receptionist picked up the receiver and inquired, “Hello, how may I help you?”

Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t modest at all. “Please send a glass of orange juice, a tiramisu, and some fruits to Room 2106.”

“Okay. Is there anything else you need?”

“No.”

After hanging up the phone, Ning Xiaoyu lay comfortably on the bed as she waited for her desserts to arrive.

At the party, Ning Xiaoyu looked like she ate a lot, but in reality the food at the birthday party was small and exquisite, and she was embarrassed to take food too many times, so she wasn’t full at all.

She turned on the TV and watched a drama while waiting.

The hotel staff were very efficient and delivered what she needed in no time.

She couldn’t wait to taste the tiramisu. But before she had a second bite, the angry voice of the love system sounded in her ears again, 【Girl, a seven-figure sum was wired into the account of the movie king’s personal assistant yesterday. I’m sure you know exactly what it means! The movie king told his personal assistant what room number he’s in and asked him to keep watch at the door, but unfortunately, the personal assistant will never come……

This time, you can——

A: Wing it and achieve perfect result!

B: Knock on the door and go into the movie king’s room and wait until he finishes taking a shower!

C: Knock on the door and go into the movie king’s room and wait until someone brings a new suit and he finishes changing!】

Ning Xiaoyu was genuinely puzzled. “So, what’s the difference between options B and C?”

The love system tapped its imaginary finger. 【The difference between the options is still significant. Girl, there are countless choices in every period of life. When you make different choices, your future life will also change accordingly. Sometimes, these changes may not be obvious, but other times, you can see the changes that perhaps may lead you to a different path in life. So, never underestimate any of the options.】

After all, even a tiny butterfly flapping its wings could cause a hurricane.

The love system raised its hand and promised, 【I know that tasks have been issued frequently these days, but this situation isn’t a constant occurrence! I promise, I’ll give you a whole day off! There will not be a single task in a day!】

So what’s the point of having a day off if it’s just one day?!

However, Ning Xiaoyu figured she had to send the Buddha to the west[1]do a good deed until the end. Since she had already helped him, there was no reason to give up halfway.

Otherwise, wouldn’t all her previous efforts be in vain?

Coincidentally, she knew Lu Jingdu’s room number, which he had told tell her of his own accord.

In front of the elevator, as the two were about to part, Lu Jingdu said she could go to him if she needed anything.

Ning Xiaoyu left the room and walked to the door of Lu Jingdu’s room.

The love system was so excited that its core faintly heated up.

It didn’t dare to make suggestions now, afraid that its host wouldn’t play by the rules and choose an option indiscriminately.

Options B and C seemed similar, but the length of time its host stays in the room was different and the visual she sees would also be somewhat different.

It’s a pity that it has limited authority and couldn’t set three similar options.

Knock on the door, be sure to knock on the door and enter the movie king’s room! Rounding it up, the two of them would be staying in the same hotel room at the same time.

Under the excited and expectant eyes of the love system, it saw Ning Xiaoyu directly sat at the door of the movie king’s room with both hands on her knees. She solemnly said to the love system, “Don’t worry, with me here on guard, no one can cause any damage!”

With that, Ning Xiaoyu took out a large handful of pecans, as well as a plastic bag from her pocket, and began to eat in front of the movie king’s room.

Recently, she had done too many multiple-choice tasks, so she planned to eat more nuts for supplementation.

Love System: “???”

So, option A’s ‘wing it and achieve perfect result’ can be done this way?

Why was it always different from what it’s imagining?!

References

References
1 do a good deed until the end

pocketrobbin[Translator]

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2 Comments
  1. BloodCoveredAngel has spoken 7 months ago

    I think this system needs to give up on forcing a romance.

    Reply
  2. Stephanie has spoken 8 months ago

    Thanks for the update

    Reply

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